Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Newlywed Game! ❯ Round2: Boo Hoo ( Chapter 3 )

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Chapter 3

Bob comes from backstage smiling and waving to the audience.  "Welcome back from the commercial break.  Now it's time to ask the ladies what they think their husbands will answer to these questions that we're about to ask.  We'll start with Chi-Chi."

Chi-Chi smiles politely.  "Go ahead Bob."

"Okay, what is your husband's favorite part of your body?"

"Um…well I'd have to say my hair, because he's always running his fingers through it."

"Okay, what about you 18?"

She shrugs her shoulders and answers casually "My vagina."  Gasps and murmurs were heard all over the set.  "What?"  18 didn't understand what was so wrong.  "All he wants is sex, and he already made it plain that he doesn't like my breasts!"

"Um….okay then.  What about you, Bulma?"

Bulma bats her eyes and says "He would say my beautiful blue eyes."

"Okay.  The next question goes to 18.  Now, if your husband was an animal, what animal would it be?"

"He'd be a freak'n turtle, since he's so slow."

"Ohhhhh."  Went the audience. 

"Wow," said Bob.  'That poor guy.'  "Okay Bulma, what would Vegeta say?"

Bulma laughs to herself but then responds quickly with "A monkey!"

Somewhere in the desert….

Yamcha pouts.  "If it was me, she would have said wolf."

"Chi-Chi, same question."

Chi-Chi laughs too.  "I'd have to say monkey, too."

"Okay then, here's the last question for Bulma.  When you're making 'whoopee' is your husband on the speed limit, below the speed limit, or the cops are coming?"

Bulma grins.  "Cops are come'n baby!" 

The audience applauds her answer and laughs.

"Okay Chi-Chi, same question."

Chi-Chi blushes and says quietly, "The cops are coming."

"Okay, 18."

"Ha!  Below the speed limit."

A sweat drop appears on Bob's head and he thinks 'Man she's cold.  What is she?  An android?'  "Okay, now if our gentlemen would please join us back on the stage."

Krillian, Goku, and Vegeta comes back on stage and takes seats with their wives.

"Okay Goku, we asked your wife what your favorite body part on her is.  What do you think she said?"

With absolutely no hesitation, Goku yells "Her butt!"

"My butt?" yells Chi-Chi angrily, as everyone laughs.  She holds up her card while yelling "Why in the world would you say my butt?"

"It's so big and round!"

"What?!  So I'm fat?!"

"No!  No!  I like big butts, and I cannot lie, and I'm pretty sure other guys can't deny…."

"Shut up!  Just shut up!  You are so sleeping on the couch tonight!"

Goku asks meekly "Can I still get dinner?"

"Not on your life!" she seethes.

Bob moves on to Krillian.  "What do you think your wife said?"

Krillian is looking down and says "Well, my favorite part about her is her breasts."

"Ha!" she yells as she holds up the card.  "This is all you see me as!"

Krillian becomes horrified and yells "Your Vagina!?"

Vegeta begins laughing insanely and falls out of his chair.  "You guys are so pathetic!"

"Screw you Vegeta!" 18 snaps.

"Okay Vegeta," says Bob "If you're done laughing, could you please answer the same question?"

Vegeta wipes his eyes, sits back down, and calms himself down.  "Her breasts."

"What?"  Bulma holds up her card.  "I can't believe it!  This is the first one we got wrong all night, all because you had to be all chauvinistic!"

"Excuse me if you don't realize that I play with them all the time!"

"Well you're always starring at me and looking at my eyes!"

"No, I'm always looking a foot lower.  Don't blame it on me, blame it on your darn shirts!"

"Whatever!"

Vegeta crosses his arms and Bulma mimics him.

"Okay," says Bob "that was a hash round, so lets move on.  Krillain, if you could be any animal, what would it be?"

"Oh, I'd have to say a bull."

"Nope!" she says with an attitude and holds up her card. 

"A tur….I don't even want to know!" he says throwing up his hands and looking the other way.  "If you don't get over that stupid comment, then we're gonna lose."

She rolls her eyes.  "Well, you shouldn't have made it in the first place."

"Okay, next question goes to Vegeta."

Vegeta grumbles.  "A monkey."

Bulma holds up her sign happily and kisses Vegeta, before he could turn away.

Vegeta just rolls his eyes.

"Okay Goku.  You have the same question.   Do I have to repeat it?"

"No.  I understand.  I say a tiger!"  He starts to growl and motions his fingers like a tiger.

 Before Chi-Chi shows her card, she hits Goku in the head with it.  "How could you say tiger?  Don't you know what you are?  You had a tail for crying out loud!  You can turn into a giant ape!  Why would you say tiger?"

"Well, when we role play in our bedroom, you're always the safari hunter and I'm your prey."

At the Sons house…

"Ahhhhhh!  Gohan, my ears are burning!" screams Goten.

Gohan covers his little brother's ears and turns off the tv.  "I think I'm gonna be sick."

"I can't believe you just said that Goku!  Don't you know our sons are watching?"

"What?  What did I do wrong?  Are you mad because we didn't get the point?"

"Yes…No!  I mean…just shut up!"

Goku slouches in his seat.

"Okay last question on round two, and I'm afraid we're gonna cut to commercial. 

The cameras go off and Bob shakes his head and walks back stage for a drink.

Bulma yells "We're winning!  I knew we would!"

The other couples glare at Bulma and Vegeta.  Chi-Chi says "You cheated!  I know you did!"

"How can we cheat?  All I did was tell Vegeta to tell the truth.  I can't help it if we're winning."

"Like Hell!" says 18.  "I would have guessed Goku and Chi-Chi to win, not you two."

Chi-Chi hits Goku.  "Yeah.  I would have thought that too."

Goku scratches his head.  "Sorry Chi-Chi.  I'm really trying, but this game is hard."

Vegeta smirks.  "Ha.  I always win."

18 smirks.  "Hey Vegeta, how's your arm?"

Vegeta scowls at the memory of her breaking his arm.  "Keep talking robot."

"Why don't you come over here and make me, monkey!"

Bulma steps in.  "Well at least my husbands not a turtle!"

18 steps in once again.  "Well, you're right.  He's a dick."

"18!" shouts Krillian.

Goku gets in the center of everyone.  "Now guys, lets try to calm down.  Vegeta, you should stop picking on 18."

Vegeta says "Well at least I know I'm a monkey!"

"I know I'm a monkey, it's just some nights I'm a tiger."

"Goku!"  Chi-Chi hits Goku again.

Just then, Bob walks back on stage.  

An announcer yells "And we're on in five, four, three, two, one!" 

"Welcome back to the Newlywed Game, and we're on our last question of the second round.  Now we're gonna start with Vegeta.  Now, we asked Bulma when you two are making whoopee, are you on the speed limit, below the speed limit, or are the cops coming after you.  What do you think…"

"The cops are coming after me."  Vegeta smirks as Bulma holds up the card.  This time, he kisses her. 

The audience applauses them.

"Okay Goku, what is your answer."

"Well…one day I was going too fast and a cop came over, so I pulled over and parked the car and got out.  So I'd have to say the cops are coming."  Everyone falls over anime style. 

Chi-Chi holds up her card happily, but embarrassed, and kisses Goku.  "Oh Goku!  You got one right!"

"Really?   Can I eat then?"

"We'll see when the game is over."

"Okay Krillian, what is your answer?"

"Hehe.  The cops are coming after me."

"Ha!"  18 holds up her card.  "I told the truth!  Below the speed limit!"

Krillian's heart sank.  "How could you?"

"What?  Tell the truth?  Simple.  They asked me, so I answered."

Krillian whispered "I hate you."

"You love me." 

Krillian mumbles words under his breath.

"Okay!  That's the end of round two!  Up next is our lightning round!  It will determine who is our winner, and that's next!"

A's/N:  Okay guys.  Please review and tune in next time, same TRINA story, same MONKEY time.

Oninu: And what about me?

TM: Oh, same Oninu time too.

Oninu: That's what I thought.

TM: I'm not scared of you!

Oninu pulls out chains saw and Trina Monkey runs away.