Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Newlywed Game! ❯ Breasts, Pills, and Violence ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2

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Bob came from back stage on to the set and the sign "applause" came on and the audience began clapping.  "Welcome back ladies.  Right now it's time to guess what your husbands said.  We'll begin with you, Chi-Chi."

"Okay," said Chi-Chi sweetly.  She then looked at Goku and noticed that he was nervous. 

"Chi-Chi, we asked your husband 'when I look at my wife's breasts, I think gee…  Now what do you think Goku said?"

Chi-Chi turns to Goku and says.  "I hope he said they're beautiful."

"Well actually Goku said…"

Goku holds up the card, scared for his life as the card showed his answer. 

"Apples?  Apples?!  That's what you think of me?!"  Chi-Chi was fuming with anger and embarrassment. 

"Well uh…you're boobs are beautiful."

"Then why did you say apples?!"

"I'm hungry!  You wouldn't let me go eat some ice cream at the snack bar before we came."

"Well, you're gonna be a lot more hungrier tonight buddy!"

Goku frowned. 

Bob continued with the questions.  "Okay 18, same question."

"Well, I know for a fact that Krillian said that they're flawless."  She eyed him evilly.

"Um…well."  Krillian held on to his card tightly, refusing to hold it up.  "That's what I said, hunny."

Vegeta interrupted.  "Come on baldy!  Show her the card!" Vegeta said laughing evilly.

Krillian held up his sign very slowly and when 18 saw it, everything went black for a couple of seconds.  "Bulma!  What does Bulma have to do with us?  Do you envision her while you're with me?!"

"N-n-no!  It was a joke!  They made me put it down!  You're breasts are perfect!  A-a-as a matter a fact…that's why I married you!  Yeah!  That's why!  I love your breasts!"

"So you married me for my body?"

"N-n-no!  I just…love your breasts!  They're perfect in every way."

She calmed down, but crossed her arms in her chair.  "They better be." She mumbled. 

Bob started once again.  "Okay Bulma.  Same question."

Bulma smiled with pride.  "They're perfect."

Vegeta held up his card that said the exact same thing.

Bulma kissed Vegeta on the cheek, like every couple on the show, but Vegeta shrugs her off.   "Not now woman!  We're in public."

"Looks like Bulma and Vegeta get 5 points!  Now we're on to our second question.  18, we asked your husband if he thought that you could take a pill to be satisfied without intercourse, he said that you would, or would not take it."

She thought about it for at least two seconds.  "I would."

Krillain's heart sank as he held up the card.  "But….but what about-"

"What about what Krillain?  Mister Tinny Weeny!" 

Krillain's mouth dropped as he heard every male in the area laugh at him, especially Vegeta.  "18, this is uncalled for!"

"Well, so was 'they're not Bulma's!"

Bob inferred again.  "Well, while they're dealing with personal matters, we'll go on to Bulma and Vegeta."

Bulma said "Oh he said Hell no!"

Vegeta held up his card and Bulma was going to kiss him once again, but she knew that he wouldn't approve.

"Looks like you two are in the lead with 10 points.  Now Chi-Chi, same question."

"No."

Goku looked nervous as he held up his card.

"Yes?!  You said yes?  You're an alien with super strength and speed!  Why would I need a pill!"

"I got confused.  I didn't know what intercourse was and I didn't know the flavor of the pill."

"The flavor doesn't matter!  I wouldn't take it if it was chocolate!"

"I'm sorry Chi-Chi, but I didn't understand!"

She yelled in frustration.  "We'll never get that bathtub now!  We'll be in that stupid barrel for the rest of our lives!"

"Okay," said Bob.  "Last question.  Bulma, we asked Vegeta that if you could be with any other man, who would it be?"

"You're kidding right?  Is this some kind of joke?"  She smiled and quickly stated "Goku."

Vegeta growled and caught a major attitude as he held up the card.  "What do you mean Kakarot?"

"Relax Vegeta, they said any other man, which isn't you!  And besides, you had his name down anyway!"

Vegeta's murmurs curse words as he sets the card back on the ground.  "Don't even think about coming near me to kiss me."

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Somewhere in the desert, Yamcha lowers his head in shame once again.  "Even you Bulma?"

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Back in the studio, Bob asks Chi-Chi the same question.  "Alright Chi-Chi, what did Goku say?"

"Well… I love my Goku to death, but if it had to be anyone else, it would have to be Vegeta."

Vegeta smirks and whispers in Bulma's ear "Once you go Saiyan, that's what you're craven."

Bulma rolled her eyes. 

Goku held up his card nervously again. 

"Piccolo!?  Why would I be with that creature?  He has fangs and…lets not forget that he tried to destroy the world!"

"But Vegeta did too, and Piccolo is always around."

"I can't believe this!  We have no points!  Are you happy now?"

"No, I'm hungry."

Chi-Chi took a pillow and smacked Goku upside the head.

"What was that for?"

"What do you think it was for?"  She crossed her arms and slouched in her chair and murmured "Piccolo?  Yeah right."

"Okay," stated Bob to 18 "Same question."  

"I'd have to say Vegeta."

Krillain excitedly showed his card.  "We have some points now!"  He tried to kiss her, but she shoved him away.

"Don't touch me.  I still remember what you said earlier."

Bob snickered to himself.  "I think this is the funniest group that I've ever had.  Please stay tuned for round two, as we question the wives.  So will the husbands please leave the stage."

A's/N:  What will the questions and answers be? 

Trina Monkey:  I know!  I know!

Oninu:  Shut up!  You're not suppose to tell them until the next chapter, you idiot!

Trina Monkey:  Oh, well tune in next time!  (I want to have Vegeta's  baby)

Oninu:  Freak!