Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Scheme ❯ [Insert clever title for chapter 2] ( Chapter 2 )

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Last time…

~The Ferret Council~

"Status report."

"We have achieved objective one. The ship has departed, and we have our operative aboard to prevent hassles."

The ferret sitting at the edge of the table then did a very strange thing for a ferret to do. He put his hands together Monty Burns-style, grinned, and said, "Excellent."

~*~

~Back on the ship~

"Vegeta! The pizza's done! If you want some, that is," Buruma added pointlessly. She pulled two pizzas out of the oven and set them on top of the stove to cool. Vegeta came out of the gravity room area, since there was food available.

"Can't you even bother to change before coming into the kitchen?" Bulma asked him, looking away from his shirtless form (A/N: *drools*) to keep from blushing.

"No," Vegeta said simply.

Buruma glared at Vegeta, then turned to carry the pizzas to the table. She cut off two slices for herself, and shoved the rest towards the ever-hungry Saiyan. "Have at it."

Buruma bit into the pizza, and grinned.

"Mmm, veggie!"

~*~

The golden ferret snuck out of the room through the walls, and went into the bedroom. He still had work to do. His first plan had gone as scheduled, and he mentally checked it off as he returned Vegeta's training shirt to the bedroom closet. Having seen Buruma's look when Vegeta entered the room, he decided this mission wouldn't be as impossible as he had first thought.

He moved over to the spare bed capsulated in the closet. With a giggle, he removed the capsule and sent it away through a teleportation device he had hidden in the depths of his furry coat.

~*~

Buruma yawned as she headed towards the bedroom. "I'm tired, I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow!"

She walked into the bedroom and saw the one bed in the middle of the room.

*One bed?! Kuso, that means I'll have to share with… Wait! There's a capsule supply kit in the closet, those always come with beds!*

She ran over to the closet and began to dig through. As she was hunting for the box, Vegeta walked in.

"Onna, why the hell are you sitting in the closet?" he asked.

"I'm looking for the spare bed capsule… Aha!" she said, pulling out the supply box. "Let's see… Capsule 342, capsule 342… Where *is* it?"

She dumped the capsules onto the floor and continued searching through. "Vegeta, come help me with this!" she cried, exasperated. When she saw Vegeta's glare, she added, "Oh, I see. You must really want to share a bed with me, ne?"

Buruma blinked, startled, as Vegeta was suddenly right by her searching through the capsules.

*Kami, I don't want to share a bed with him either, but he doesn't have to act so disgusted with it,* she thought, though she didn't notice the hint of a blush on Vegeta's cheeks from her comment.

Vegeta cleared his throat. "I don't see it. I will check if it fell out in that closet."

He walked into the closet, and was about to start searching the ground for it, when he heard a squeak of fear from the opposite corner. He turned and saw a small, golden-furred animal attempting to crawl up a wall.

"No you don't," Vegeta growled and he snatched the ferret.

He left the closet and walked up to Buruma. "Well, I didn't find the capsule, but I did find this," he said, holding the ferret up by one leg.

"A ferret? How did that get on the ship?"

"What the hell is a ferret, onna? This is an Itachi-jin spy!"

Buruma raised an eyebrow and looked at Vegeta as if he'd gone insane. "Um… A what?"

Suddenly, the ferret cut in. "Hey, I'm not a spy, okay?"

Buruma gaped at the ferret.

"Hu… wha... whosa…" she stated eloquently. Luckily, she was standing right next to the bed, which caught her as she once again fainted.

~The Ferret Council~

"Sir! Our agent on the WMGBVTN project has been captured," reported a black and white ferret bearing the crest of the Itachi-jin Special Services.

The chief ferret sighed, and rubbed his furry, brown, temples. "I thought that he could handle this job. Well, as they say, if you want something done you just have to do it yourself. Set course for their ship, shields and cloaking device up."

A/N: O.O What are the ferrets planning? Oh, by the way, Itachi means weasel in Japanese, I couldn't find "ferret" specifically. And I might tell you what WMGBVTN means eventually… If you're nice and review again! ^-~ Ja!

Say bye, Kirby!

^(^-^)> Bye-byes!!

Aww, isn't he cute?

Say bye Vegeta!

Vegeta: Go to hell.

Well, he's rude, but he's still cute ^-~

Vegeta: I am *not* cute!

Whatever you say, Veg ^-^