Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Screwed Up Dragonball Series ❯ 1 ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: chibigokan 
Starts of at the Kai planet with Gohan training to release his hiddden power when questions are brought up about the show. Umm, then it kinda gets very random and insane. Review please, especially if you know any answers.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.14.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 336 | Status: Completed
Starts of at the Kai planet with Gohan training to release his hiddden power when questions are brought up about the show. Umm, then it kinda gets very random and insane. Review please, especially if you know any answers.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.14.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 336 | Status: Completed
A/N: Why is the end of Draganball Z and Dragonball GT so screwed up? How come everyone seems to get weaker, except Goku and and Vegeta, and why Gohan where those damn glasses? If you know the answer, PLEASE tell me. Anyway read this and review, or flame. I don't mind.
Disclaimer: Don't own Dragonball Z or GT especially not GT.
The Screwed Up Dragonball Series
Alright this is a story based on our complaints about the Dragonball GT and how screwed up it is. Also, some things that got us annoyed at the end part of DBZ. This is going to start near the end part of DBZ, although since I haven't really seen it, it won't relate to the events. Okay, it might go into the Dragonball series and the early parts of DBZ. If you know any of the answers, or have an opinion please tell me.
Goku was still dead, Gohan was on the Kai planet, supposedly unleashing his mystical power since someone had to save earth. Mystical powers, as in his deeply hidden powers, you know, like what he unleashed against Cell, or what Guru released on planet Namek.
Goku: Hmm, how can you keep releasing your hidden power? I mean, like once your hidden powers are out, shouldn't that mean you're at your highest power?
Gohan: I don't know, maybe it's possible to gain more hidden power.
Goku: And while we're asking questions, how come you became so weak after the Cell saga? (According to a list I downloaded from KaZaA, Buu saga's Super Saiyan 2 Gohan is weaker than the Cell Juniors.)
Gohan: What? I'm weaker than those freaks that came out of Cell's ass? Damn it, why the hell did I have to go to school?
Goku: I don't know, how many people do we know went to school? I think only Bulma. Gee school must suck if no one goes. Hahaha, you have become a nerd Gohan.
Bulma: *out of nowhere* What did you say?! Are you saying that people who go to school are nerds?! *hits him across the head with a frying pan*
Chichi: *also out of nowhere* Hey, only I can do that! *hits Bulma across the head with her special frying pan, the one she always uses on Goku*
Bulma: Hey don't do that to me! *starts fighting with Chichi*
Goku: Hey, cat fight.
Goten: *suddenly appears* Well technically it's a frying pan fight since they're using frying pans.
Kaioshin: Aren't we suppoesd be saying how screwed up the latter part of DBZ and DBGT is?
Kibito: Well, I thought Gohan was supposed to be training so he could release his hidden power, for like the third time, and get all strong to go back and defeat Buu.
Gohan: If you call sitting down watching an old man sleep and a bubble come out his nose training, then yeah, I'm training.
Goku: Well it must be true, since you're a nerd so you know everything.
Gohan: My own dad calling me a nerd, sigh. Oh well, at least I wasn't named Einstein.
Chichi: Hey that's the name I wanted for you! *hits Gohan across the head with frying pan*
Trunks: *also appears out of nowhere* Aww, I missed the cat fight.
Goku: Okay now this is getting kind of strange. Why aren't all back on earth trying to defeat Buu?
Goten: Oh yeah me and Trunks are supposed to be fusing so when can get super strong. Umm why do we want to get strong again?
Trunks: Gee's you're stupid. So we can beat Buu. Hey since we're asking questions, how come Goten so stupid?
Goten: Hey, I'm only seven.
Gohan: I was only four when I was doing algebra.
Bulma: Maybe you got it from Goku.
Goku: Then why is Gohan so smart? Chichi isn't so smart either.
Chichi: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?! *hits Goku repeatedly across the head*
Goku: Ow, all I meant was that, ow, ow, you never went to school, ow. Didn't you live on a ow, mountain? Anyway, ow, Gohan should have been a fighter instead ow.
Gohan: I was, I kind of killed Cell you know, the toughest fighter until Buu was reborn.
Trunks: Yeah but now, according to the KaZaA list, your daughter from the future is almost as strong as you when you're in your normal form.
Piccolo: *appears, like everyone else, out of nowhere* See if you had kept training instead of listening to you're mother, you would probably have surpassed SSJ4.
Vegeta: *is already there for some reason* How do you know there is a SSJ4? And how do you know he's going to have a daughter?
Trunks: I just do. Oh, by the way, I'm going to have a sister soon.
Vegeta: What the hell are you talking about?!
Goku: That's not important right now. What is important is that all of you should be back on earth to try and stop Buu but then you won't be able to and so I'll have to come back to life and save earth, for like the 10th time.
Krillin: *umm, he also suddenly came* Man, how do we keep doing that? Oh well, anyway, hey Goku, let's count how many times you saved earth.
Goku: Counting the times in the Dragonball?
Krillin: Umm, nah, just Dragonball Z.
Goku: Okay then, umm, I defeated Vegeta.
Gohan: Yeah but Krillin and I had to come back to help you and then I went Oozaru smushing Vegeta and then he flew away.
Yajirobe: *is on the Kai planet* And I cut off his tail.
Vegeta: You're the one who cut my tail?! I'll kill you!!
Yajirobe: Uh oh, I'm going back to earth where it's more safe. *goes back to earth which he considers safer even with Buu destroying everything in sight*
Gohan: Man, I wish I could do that.
Piccolo: You want to go back to earth to get killed?
Gohan: Anything to get me away from this old man who trains people by sleeping.
Goku: Anyway, I also saved earth from Radditz.
Piccolo: No you didn't, I'm the one who killed him.
Goku: Okay then I saved earth from Nappa.
Vegeta: No you didn't I was the on who killed him.
Goku: Well then, umm, I....
Chichi: What about in the Dragonball series? You defeated Piccolo Daimoh and killed TaoPaiPai, I think.
Bulma: No Krillin said only Dragonball Z.
Gohan: Hmm, did you ever kill someone to save the earth?
Trunks: Gee Goku, you never killed anyone to save earth?
Krillin: Well he did save the earth a bunch of times in the movies.
Goku: Oh yeah, I saved earth from Dr. Willow in Movie 2, Taurus in Movie 3, Lord Slug in Movie 4.
Piccolo: Hey wait, Gohan and I had to help you defeat Lord Slug. Without Gohan's whistling he wouldn't have been as weak and plus I gave you my ki. And against Taurus and Dr. Willow you had to take all of the earth's energy so technically earth saved earth.
Goku: Um, okay but in Movie 5 I killed Kooler.
Gohan: Umm, he kind of came back to life as a robot or whatever.
Vegeta: Hey yeah, and in Movie 6 I was the one to defeat him.
Goku: With me. Hmm, uh since I don't remember what I did in Movie 7, I'll skip over to Movie 8. Ha that one I really defeated someone.
Kaioshin: No, cause Brollycame back in Movie 10 and Movie 11 as Bio Brolly.
Goten: Wow, you haven't talked like forever.
Kaioshin: Yeah I was getting annoyed that everyone was ignoring me.
Kibito: Yeah me too.
Bulma: Ah, no one cares about you.
Kibito: Why?
Chichi: Cause you thought Gohan wasn't strong enough to pull out a sword, a sword you couldn't even hold.
Kibito: What? I have no idea what you are talking about.
Trunks: Umm, isn't Kibito and Kaioshin supposed to be fused together since they used the Potara earrings?
Kaioshin: What?! Noo! I don't want to be fused with him and look like a freak.
Unfortunetly he does fuse and becomes KibitoKai.
KibitoKai: AHHH!! Thanks Trunks. Why the hell are you here anyway? Shouldn't you be back on earth trying to fuse with Goten?
Goten: I think the more important question is: Why is your name KibitoKai?
KibitoKai: I don't know, but it sounds pretty gay.
Goku: Yes it does so anyway, lets go back to me. In Movie 10 I, um, okay I wasn't really their so I guess that doesn't count.
Goten: Besides, Brolly wasn't really killed.
Trunks: Oh yeah he was that that Bio Brolly thing.
Goku: Oh yeah but in Movie 12, umm okay I don't remember, but in Movie 13, I saved earth for real.
Tapion: *appears* Yeah but didn't I have to help, you know with my ocarina?
Krillin: Umm, I think that happens after the Buu saga, which is taking place right now.
Goku: Oh yeah. Hey that makes me think of another question: how come the Dragonball movies don't fall in place with the t.v. series?
Gohan: I don't know, but maybe everyone should go back to earth so I can go back to training so I can release my hidden powers, for the third time.
Piccolo: Okay whatever. *he and everyone but Goku, KibitoKai, and the guy training Gohan, leaves*
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First chapter kind of went of the subject of asking questions, and it's kind of random. If you have any answers or opinions then review. Review even if you don't please. Oh and I know it's stupid and I don't mind flames.
Disclaimer: Don't own Dragonball Z or GT especially not GT.
The Screwed Up Dragonball Series
Alright this is a story based on our complaints about the Dragonball GT and how screwed up it is. Also, some things that got us annoyed at the end part of DBZ. This is going to start near the end part of DBZ, although since I haven't really seen it, it won't relate to the events. Okay, it might go into the Dragonball series and the early parts of DBZ. If you know any of the answers, or have an opinion please tell me.
Goku was still dead, Gohan was on the Kai planet, supposedly unleashing his mystical power since someone had to save earth. Mystical powers, as in his deeply hidden powers, you know, like what he unleashed against Cell, or what Guru released on planet Namek.
Goku: Hmm, how can you keep releasing your hidden power? I mean, like once your hidden powers are out, shouldn't that mean you're at your highest power?
Gohan: I don't know, maybe it's possible to gain more hidden power.
Goku: And while we're asking questions, how come you became so weak after the Cell saga? (According to a list I downloaded from KaZaA, Buu saga's Super Saiyan 2 Gohan is weaker than the Cell Juniors.)
Gohan: What? I'm weaker than those freaks that came out of Cell's ass? Damn it, why the hell did I have to go to school?
Goku: I don't know, how many people do we know went to school? I think only Bulma. Gee school must suck if no one goes. Hahaha, you have become a nerd Gohan.
Bulma: *out of nowhere* What did you say?! Are you saying that people who go to school are nerds?! *hits him across the head with a frying pan*
Chichi: *also out of nowhere* Hey, only I can do that! *hits Bulma across the head with her special frying pan, the one she always uses on Goku*
Bulma: Hey don't do that to me! *starts fighting with Chichi*
Goku: Hey, cat fight.
Goten: *suddenly appears* Well technically it's a frying pan fight since they're using frying pans.
Kaioshin: Aren't we suppoesd be saying how screwed up the latter part of DBZ and DBGT is?
Kibito: Well, I thought Gohan was supposed to be training so he could release his hidden power, for like the third time, and get all strong to go back and defeat Buu.
Gohan: If you call sitting down watching an old man sleep and a bubble come out his nose training, then yeah, I'm training.
Goku: Well it must be true, since you're a nerd so you know everything.
Gohan: My own dad calling me a nerd, sigh. Oh well, at least I wasn't named Einstein.
Chichi: Hey that's the name I wanted for you! *hits Gohan across the head with frying pan*
Trunks: *also appears out of nowhere* Aww, I missed the cat fight.
Goku: Okay now this is getting kind of strange. Why aren't all back on earth trying to defeat Buu?
Goten: Oh yeah me and Trunks are supposed to be fusing so when can get super strong. Umm why do we want to get strong again?
Trunks: Gee's you're stupid. So we can beat Buu. Hey since we're asking questions, how come Goten so stupid?
Goten: Hey, I'm only seven.
Gohan: I was only four when I was doing algebra.
Bulma: Maybe you got it from Goku.
Goku: Then why is Gohan so smart? Chichi isn't so smart either.
Chichi: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?! *hits Goku repeatedly across the head*
Goku: Ow, all I meant was that, ow, ow, you never went to school, ow. Didn't you live on a ow, mountain? Anyway, ow, Gohan should have been a fighter instead ow.
Gohan: I was, I kind of killed Cell you know, the toughest fighter until Buu was reborn.
Trunks: Yeah but now, according to the KaZaA list, your daughter from the future is almost as strong as you when you're in your normal form.
Piccolo: *appears, like everyone else, out of nowhere* See if you had kept training instead of listening to you're mother, you would probably have surpassed SSJ4.
Vegeta: *is already there for some reason* How do you know there is a SSJ4? And how do you know he's going to have a daughter?
Trunks: I just do. Oh, by the way, I'm going to have a sister soon.
Vegeta: What the hell are you talking about?!
Goku: That's not important right now. What is important is that all of you should be back on earth to try and stop Buu but then you won't be able to and so I'll have to come back to life and save earth, for like the 10th time.
Krillin: *umm, he also suddenly came* Man, how do we keep doing that? Oh well, anyway, hey Goku, let's count how many times you saved earth.
Goku: Counting the times in the Dragonball?
Krillin: Umm, nah, just Dragonball Z.
Goku: Okay then, umm, I defeated Vegeta.
Gohan: Yeah but Krillin and I had to come back to help you and then I went Oozaru smushing Vegeta and then he flew away.
Yajirobe: *is on the Kai planet* And I cut off his tail.
Vegeta: You're the one who cut my tail?! I'll kill you!!
Yajirobe: Uh oh, I'm going back to earth where it's more safe. *goes back to earth which he considers safer even with Buu destroying everything in sight*
Gohan: Man, I wish I could do that.
Piccolo: You want to go back to earth to get killed?
Gohan: Anything to get me away from this old man who trains people by sleeping.
Goku: Anyway, I also saved earth from Radditz.
Piccolo: No you didn't, I'm the one who killed him.
Goku: Okay then I saved earth from Nappa.
Vegeta: No you didn't I was the on who killed him.
Goku: Well then, umm, I....
Chichi: What about in the Dragonball series? You defeated Piccolo Daimoh and killed TaoPaiPai, I think.
Bulma: No Krillin said only Dragonball Z.
Gohan: Hmm, did you ever kill someone to save the earth?
Trunks: Gee Goku, you never killed anyone to save earth?
Krillin: Well he did save the earth a bunch of times in the movies.
Goku: Oh yeah, I saved earth from Dr. Willow in Movie 2, Taurus in Movie 3, Lord Slug in Movie 4.
Piccolo: Hey wait, Gohan and I had to help you defeat Lord Slug. Without Gohan's whistling he wouldn't have been as weak and plus I gave you my ki. And against Taurus and Dr. Willow you had to take all of the earth's energy so technically earth saved earth.
Goku: Um, okay but in Movie 5 I killed Kooler.
Gohan: Umm, he kind of came back to life as a robot or whatever.
Vegeta: Hey yeah, and in Movie 6 I was the one to defeat him.
Goku: With me. Hmm, uh since I don't remember what I did in Movie 7, I'll skip over to Movie 8. Ha that one I really defeated someone.
Kaioshin: No, cause Brollycame back in Movie 10 and Movie 11 as Bio Brolly.
Goten: Wow, you haven't talked like forever.
Kaioshin: Yeah I was getting annoyed that everyone was ignoring me.
Kibito: Yeah me too.
Bulma: Ah, no one cares about you.
Kibito: Why?
Chichi: Cause you thought Gohan wasn't strong enough to pull out a sword, a sword you couldn't even hold.
Kibito: What? I have no idea what you are talking about.
Trunks: Umm, isn't Kibito and Kaioshin supposed to be fused together since they used the Potara earrings?
Kaioshin: What?! Noo! I don't want to be fused with him and look like a freak.
Unfortunetly he does fuse and becomes KibitoKai.
KibitoKai: AHHH!! Thanks Trunks. Why the hell are you here anyway? Shouldn't you be back on earth trying to fuse with Goten?
Goten: I think the more important question is: Why is your name KibitoKai?
KibitoKai: I don't know, but it sounds pretty gay.
Goku: Yes it does so anyway, lets go back to me. In Movie 10 I, um, okay I wasn't really their so I guess that doesn't count.
Goten: Besides, Brolly wasn't really killed.
Trunks: Oh yeah he was that that Bio Brolly thing.
Goku: Oh yeah but in Movie 12, umm okay I don't remember, but in Movie 13, I saved earth for real.
Tapion: *appears* Yeah but didn't I have to help, you know with my ocarina?
Krillin: Umm, I think that happens after the Buu saga, which is taking place right now.
Goku: Oh yeah. Hey that makes me think of another question: how come the Dragonball movies don't fall in place with the t.v. series?
Gohan: I don't know, but maybe everyone should go back to earth so I can go back to training so I can release my hidden powers, for the third time.
Piccolo: Okay whatever. *he and everyone but Goku, KibitoKai, and the guy training Gohan, leaves*
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First chapter kind of went of the subject of asking questions, and it's kind of random. If you have any answers or opinions then review. Review even if you don't please. Oh and I know it's stupid and I don't mind flames.