Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Way Things Should Be ❯ Why Videl Should Avoid Horny Monkeys. ( Chapter 7 )

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Note: Well, well, well. Was that enough of a cliffhanger last time? MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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And now...


Chapter 7

Why Videl Should Avoid Horny Monkeys.



Gohan looked about as if his eyes were going to pop right out of his head. "Wha--?!"

Goten only maintained an innocent look. "Please?"

Videl had to give the kid some credit. He sure was acting his ass off.

Struggling with the solution, Gohan looked as if he was either going to corrupt in a massive nosebleed, or actually get in bed with Videl to placate the puppy dog eyed Goten.

He sighed. "Goten, I think you just automatically know that I'll do whatever you want." Gohan eventually said. "But perhaps you'd better make sure Videl doesn't mind...

"It's okay, if it will help Goten sleep."

Gohan glared at her. 'She was supposed to say NO, damnit!'

Smiling slightly, she could tell Gohan thought she would protest. 'Not on your life, cutie. You can't possibly escape this one! Vegeta's right! You are a sucker for little kids...'

Gohan had the look of a person long suffering as he crossed the couple feet from the futon to the bed. He walked agonizingly slow, as if trying to prolong the inevitable.

He sat down gingerly on the edge of the bed, and Videl was hard pressed not to laugh at the look on his face. She had to do something to lighten this situation.

That's when Videl saw what he was wearing. "Bwahahahahahahahaha!!"

Looking at her crossly, Gohan gave her a look that said 'What?'

"Your...pajamas...you must wear... that kind of... stuff... just for me!" Videl was rocking the bed with her laughter.

Gohan looked indignantly down at his hot pink pajama shorts complete with little blue fishies and a matching shirt. "What's wrong with my pajamas?!"

"You...are...so...*gasp* dorky!" Videl managed to squeeze out from between giggles.

"They're comfortable! What's with you and commenting on my underclothes?!"

Videl just shook her head.

Frowning darkly, Gohan growled. "Fine, then. Giggle yourself to death then. See if I care." He put on a mock sad expression.

"Awww, don't pout..." Videl, her giggling almost ceased, put her arms around Gohan from behind. "I'm sorry...They're cute! Really!"

"Uh-huh." Gohan was not appeased.

"Well, you wouldn't be Gohan if you didn't wear the dorky underclothes! Besides..." Videl's voice turned into a conspiritorial whisper. "You can see your buff body through that tight little fish shirt. I can't say I mind the view!"

Gohan's first instinct was to run away and wrap his arms around his chest. But something stopped him. Perhaps he needed to give Videl a taste of her own medicine.

He turned to look at her. "Well, from this point of view, Videl, I can see right down your shirt!"

Videl's mouth gaped for a minute before bursting into laughter.

Gohan also found this funny as he rolled around on the bed with her, not even noticing that his arms had wrapped around Videl, and that she was trapped against his chest.



***


Goten shook his head. "Teenagers are weird."

Trunks, who had appeared magically at the doorway, smiled grimly. "Just wait until they get to be grown-ups. My parents do the same thing."

"Really?"

"Yep. Except they roll around in bed making funny noises with no clothes on."

"Ahh. That must suck."

"Yeah."

Trunks left the doorway, and went back to Goten's room.


***


Goten crawled in between Gohan and Videl's sleeping forms on the bed. Finding space betweeen their sprawled bodies and limbs.

Gohan's head was resting lightly against Videl's, and his arm was wrapped around her waist.

Goten felt warm. "G'night big brother, g'night Videl." He whispered, before he too fell into a comfortable sleep.


***


Chi Chi looked into Gohan's room, Bulma right behind her.

"Aww, what a cute little family..." Bulma said.

With stars in her eyes, Chi Chi looked on the three sleeping on the bed. "Grandchildren! Here I am!"

Bulma looked rather frightened. "Videl sure did pick one hell of a family to marry into."


***


Gohan awoke to Videl's face early the next morning. His eyes widened as he stiffly looked over their position.

Their arms were wrapped around each other, and Goten was snuggled between them.

He felt a blush coming on. 'As awkward as this is...' Gohan thought, 'I could get used to this...'

He extracated himself from the tangle of arms and legs, and looked down at the girl who was lying in bed with his brother. 'If only...If only I didn't have so much to lose...'

He walked out of the bedroom after slipping on some pants (AN: darn, we were all hoping he would forget those!) to the smell of meat cooking downstairs. His stomach growled loudly, imitating the sound of a busy highway.

"Man, I sure am hungry."


***


Chi Chi looked over at the bag Videl had brought with her. 'All this time, and I don't even know the girls full name!'

She lifted up the bag, and saw a tag. "Property of Videl Satan."

"WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"


***


Go han groaned. "What now?"

Life sucks.




End Chapter.





Note: Ohhhhh...Chi Chi found out Videl's parentage...what now?!

Hehe!

*twinkle*