Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Way Things Should Be ❯ Why Gohan Should Avoid Devious Mothers in Shock. ( Chapter 8 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Note: Well...sorry this took so goddamn long...My computer is stupid, and I've been working on a one-shot 'Proving Straight' with LadyBlue, as well as a secret project with LadyBlue. MWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

But this...I'm back, with chapter eight! Thanks to reviewers, I love all of you!



Chapter Eight

Why Gohan Should Avoid Devious Mothers in Shock.



Chi Chi stared angrily at The bookbag, shooting lasers at it with her eyes.

Gohan rushed downstairs, seemingly in a panic. "Mom?! Are you okay?!"

Chi CHi growled.

"Mom?"

"No, I'm not okay young man!"

"Um...why not?" Gohan asked, confused.

"Because of this!" She held out Videl's bookbag.

"Mom...I know you don't like the color black, but really, now is not the time--"

"NOT THE BOOKBAG!!!"

"Okay. I'm confused."

"The nametag, Gohan. The nametag."

"Uh...mom, I don't get it. Videl puts her name on all of her stuff--"

"HER LAST NAME IS SATAN!!!"

"Oh, geez...I know were devout religious people and all that jazz--"

"She's related to the man WHO STOLE THE CREDIT FOR THE CELL GAMES!!!"

Gohan's eyes suddenly looked alarmed. "Don't say that so loud mom!"

"AND WHY NOT?!" Chi Chi screeched in a voice that could melt nails.

"Cause she might hear you!" He replied tentitively.

"And that would be bad because...?"

Chi Chi looked spitting mad. Gohan sighed, as he remembered why he had avoided telling her the story in the first place. He just knew she would be completely unreasonable at the first mention of the girl's last name. So whenever discussions about Videl began, the subject of her family was carefully avoided.

"Mom, Videl doesn't know that almost her whole life has been a lie. She honestly believes that her father defeated Cell!"

"Well, we should enlighten her!" Chi CHi said, stomping her foot.

"Just think about what that would do to her! Someone she's strived to be better than her whole life is really a fraud?!"

"She's already at a much higher level than he is. She should be proud of that!"

"You're missing the point. Plus, if I tell Videl that her father didn't defeat Cell, she's going to want to know who did! And I don't think that...I don't think that I'm ready to tell her about myself. And I really don't want her to hate me."

"Chi Chi looked into her son's eyes and saw sincerety. "You really like Videl, don't you?"

"Well of course! She's my best fri--"

"And not just as a best friend. Am I right? Afterall, I came into check on you guys this morning...What a cute little picture!" At Gohan's telling blush, Chi Chi smiled. "Fine. I'll forget about this whole conversation. Let's go get some breakfast!"

"Yeah!" Gohan pumped one fist in the air. "Aww, gee, mom?" Gohan asked. "You won't tell Videl about what I said, will you? I really don't want to get beat up today...It's a nice morning, and all that...Ya know..." He chuckled nervously.

"What are you talking about? I've already forgotten the conversation."

"Riiiight."

A voice from behind Gohan and his mother coughed loudly.

They both turned around. Videl's eyes were sparkling. "You won't tell Videl what?"


***


Videl had awoken to little Goten snuggled in her arms.

Not quite the adorable face she wanted to wake up to, but cute nonetheless.

She stretched in a lathargic manner, licking her lips and relieveing the stress from her tensed muscles.

She turned her head quickly to the door as she heard shouting from downstairs. It was definately feminine shouting, so Chi Chi was definately the one shouting.

(MCAN: I'd like you all to pointedly ignore the fact that Gohan's Japanese voice is that of an eight year old female. Thank you.)

Videl got out of the bed slowly, and walked carefully over to the door as to avoid making squeaking noises. This was a conversation she definately wanted to hear. From the sounds of it, it had been going on for a while.

"...going to want to know who did! And I don't think that...I don't think that I'm ready to tell her about myself. And I really don't want her to hate me." Videl heard Gohan say. She smirked. So Gohan had been keeping secrets, had he? (AN: De gozaru ka)

"You really like Videl, don't you?" Chi Chi asked in a calmer voice. Videl strained to hear.

"Well of course! She's my best fri--"

"And not just as a best friend. Am I right? Afterall, I came into check on you guys this morning...What a cute little picture!"

Videl blushed. So Gohan's mother had seen that? It must have, indeed, been a cute picture.

"Fine. I'll forget about this whole conversation. Let's go get some breakfast!" Videl sighed. For some reason, she felt as if she had missed the truly interesting part of the conversation. 'Damn internal clock...' she thought darkly.

She walked down the stairs and stood in the doorway, forgetting that she was only in her nightshirt, which reached mid-thigh.

"Yeah!" Gohan pumped one fist in the air. "Aww, gee, mom?" Gohan asked. "You won't tell Videl about what I said, will you? I really don't want to get beat up today...It's a nice morning, and all that...Ya know..." He chuckled nervously.

"What are you talking about? I've already forgotten the conversation."

"Riiiight." Chi Chi said, and Videl felt it was time to make her entrance.

She coughed loudly, and they both turned around. "You won't tell Videl what?" She said, smirking.


***


Gohan found that smirk of Videl's devilishly sexy.

And that, combined with that equally devislishly sexy nightgown...

Gohan had to remember to swallow before the saliva started coming out of the corner of his mouth.

"Um...Videl?"

"Yeah, Gohan? Are you going to answer me?"

"Um...don't take this the wrong way, but you're making it really hard for me to concentrate on anything but your awesome body right now." Gohan slapped a hand over his mouth. "I mean, could you put some clothes on!" He hit himself again. "I mean-- Oh hell! I don't know what I mean! Put a pair of shorts on!"

Videl blushed, but looked extremely pleased with Gohan's statement. "Riiight. Can do."

She flashed Gohan with black silk panties as she walked up the stairs, her tight derriere swinging from left to right.

"Oh dear god, what did I do to deserve this?!"

End Chapter Eight!

Note: Don't ask. Really. I'm sorry. I'm high on white out. It happens. *googly eyes* Lalalalalalalalala.


Teaser for the next Chapter:

"Gohan, why can't you see that I've fallen in love with you?!"

Gohan fainted.




BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

See you Tues. when the next update is!