Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Way Things Should Be ❯ Why Videl Should Avoid Daddy. ( Chapter 9 )

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Note: Yay! Okay...so it's not Tuesday...but I recieved several death threats and decided it would be in my best interest to post. This is a little dark in one place...You'll see what I mean.

Gerry--you might want to drink some water! You might choke like that! Regular breathing IS necessary.

DeathStorm-- I think she might know that Gohan has some interest in her...You'll see in this chapter.

Fallen_Saga_Creator-- You're too nice! Thank you, dahlin'! By the way, you should see some of the strange looks I get for my sense of humour...especially in crowded subways. When I lived in Japan, my sense of humour didn't go over very well...

Darkfire-- De gozaru is a 'Rurouni Kenshin phrase'from the anime of the same name. It's meaning is basically a restatement. For example: 'Hai, de gozaru'= Yes, that it is, and 'Iie, de gozaru'= No, that it isn't. Ummm...I don't really know how you would explain it, other than it was a phrase used by proper Samurai.

Kayfig-- If it's wrong to love a two dimensional character, then I'm sorry. Gohan, Shinji, Legato Bluesummers, and Van-sama are locked in my backyard right now. Everyone needs a manwhore!

(Disregard the whole manwhore thing...It's a joke geared toward..ahhh..the person knows who she is.)

Lexi-sama--Please don't die! It would make me very sad...especially if it was my fault.

Bcat-- Addicted? Good....

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Chapter Nine.

Why Videl Should Avoid Daddy.



After everyone was suitably dressed(damn, Gohan's still wearing pants from chap. 7!) and had eaten breakfast, Videl thought she had given the boy enough time.

"So Gohan, I think it's time for you to tell me a few things."

"Not here." Gohan said, looking at his little brother and mother in the kitchen.

"Lets take a walk then," Videl said amiably.

"Wait a sec. I have to go get my hair gel."

"What?!" Videl said, for the first time noticing Gohan's hair had fallen out of it's usual spikes.

"Hair gel. Need. To. Get. Hair. Gel. You understand me, simple creature?" Gohan teased lightly.

"Geez, Gohan! There's more to life than being incredibly, unbelievibly good looking!"

"Like what?" he said it in a joking tone, frustrating Videl. He had managed to skirt around a complement once again!

"Just go get your hair products, moron!"


***


"Mom, Videl and I are going to take a walk!" Gohan called out as the two walked toward the door.

"Gohan, honey, I need you take whatever Goten's running around with away from him! Now!"

"Yes Mom!" Gohan said, snagging his little brother in a swift movement that Videl didn't even see happen. And she hadn't blinked.

Gohan grabbed the object out of Goten's hand, and he and Videl blushed. Gohan's face turned a horrifing shade of red as he stared at the red, lacey, underwire bra that could belong to no one but--

"GOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!"

"I found Videl's bra! I found Videl's BRA!!!" Goten chanted, before Videl smashed his head in, with an amazing show of brute force.

"Well damn." Gohan said, resisting the urge to pull a cigarette out of nowhere and light up.

"Let's go, Gohan," she said sweetly as she turned to him, her fangs glittering.

Gohan shuddered involuntarily. 'Why does Videl have fangs? Nevermind...Just...Nevermind.'


***


There was a slight breeze, just enough to make Videl shiver in her big red t-shirt and black shorts. 'I knew I should have worn pants today!' she thought angrily to herself.

Shrugging away her discomfort, she turned to Gohan. "So Gohan, what haven't you been telling me?"

"A lot?"

"Like what?" Videl countered. 'You won't get away from me this time.'

Gohan looked around nervously. Suddenly, his eyes got huge. "Look Videl, a purple bunny!"

Videl turned to look. "I don't see any purple--damnit!" Videl inwardly and outwardly cursed. 'He got away from me.'

Suddenly, she saw a flash of dark hair. "Aha!" She called out, before running swiftly after the tiny shadow.

She leaped and tackled Gohan, pinning him to the ground with her body.

"Oooomph!" He cried as all the wind was knocked out of his body. He looked up slowly to find his face inches from Videl's. "I guess I didn't get away, huh?" His quirky grin proved to be the wrong response.

"No, you didn't," Videl growled, her eyes flashing in a way that made Gohan's heart race...And not just in fear. She smiled then, a small, elusive smile, and Gohan could no longer resist.

Gohan lifted his head and pressed his lips to Videl's in an inexperienced manner, so gentle they barely touching. The kissed turned from innocent to volitile in seconds as Videl, coming out of her shock, kissed him back with every frustration she had felt over the past to weeks of 'seducing' him.

Panting, they seperated. Gohan's eyes widened outrageously as he pushed a shocked Videl off of him and backed up against a tree. "Videl...I'm sorry! I'm SO, SO sorry!"

Videl couldn't believe he was apologizing. "Gohan. Don't be an idiot. I kissed you back."

"Yes.Yes...Oh please! I'm sorry! Please don't hate me!"

"I could never hate you." Gohan looked into Videl's eyes and could see the truth written there.

"Let's just pretend it never happ--"

"NO! Let's not 'pretend'! Gohan...I like you so much! I might even be in lo--"

"Don't say it!" Gohan cried out. "You don't know anything about me! Don't say something you don't mean!"

"I don't know a lot about you, Gohan. That part is true. But I know YOU. I know what you like, what you dislike. I know what makes you laugh, what makes you nervous. And for that, I have come to care about you."

"Please Videl, don't say it..."

"Goddamnit, Gohan! Why can't you see that I'm falling in love with you?!"

Gohan's eyes looked pained, before suddenly widening. And then...

Gohan fainted, his eyes rolling up into the back of his head.

A buff man behind Videl caused her to turn around. "You've got some exlpaining to do, young lady!"

"Uh...hi daddy?..."


***


Chi Chi sighed. "What could Gohan and Videl possibly be talking about?!"


***


Bulma and Vegeta had been locked in the room for seven hours. Normally, being unwatched would be a blessing to the young boy.

That is, to say, that it would be a blessing if it weren't for the bed screeching and the muffled noises coming from within his parents bedroom, and for the hastily made sign on computer paper that read "Bulma and Vegeta's love shack."

Trunks sighed.

'Everything I ever needed to know about sex I learned from Mom and Dad. The whole point of the matter is have as much of it as possible, as loudly as possible!' He sighed to himself. 'Oh geez.'

He winced at another creak of the bed.

Trunks walked swifly downstairs, where, unfortunately, he could still hear the noises. Three floors down, and he could still hear them.

He opened up a leatherbound notebook, where on the first page was scribbled: The memoirs of Trunks Briefs.

He began writing.

'My childhood was a traumatizing one. My parents were horny...I was never paid any attention to, except by my best friend Goten...'


End Chapter Nine.

Note: Well. Another one of these beastie's finished. Enjoy? Good. Cheers!



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