Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Way Things Should Be ❯ Why Gohan Should Avoid Men Who Hit on Him ( Chapter 10 )
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By: Maayacola 
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Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 09.04.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 570 | Status: Work In Progress
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Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 09.04.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 570 | Status: Work In Progress
Note: Again, with the death threats! *cries*
EMAIL CHANGE: For those of you not getting replies to email, rainbunni@hotmail has changed to maayacola@hotmail.com!! Cheers!
SSJ monkey: Oh dear. I love the chapter names. I have all the chapter names written already. (Instead of a story outline...*sweatdrop*)
The GirlieGyarados: Um...I don't like crocodiles...they need lotion...please don't hurt me? But it's really cool that your crocodile likes my story. I'll try to keep him happy.
Videl: I don't think anyone has actually said they hated me before. *sniffles* But I'm really glad you like my story! I know I'm evil...but really.
Queen Videl: Bald Trunks? I could work that...*snicker*
Bcat: Yay! Someone who understands! Death Threats scare Maaya-chan! She want's too hide far away from the computer and NEVER WRITE AGAIN. But cool. I know they're in good fun! Glad you like the story!
Gerry: Breathing is a good practice for later in life. Yes, you are my most unique reviewer...And I'm glad you like it. You should find this chapter highly amusing.
Trunks' Grl: Aahahaha...I was inspired, truly inspired with the pant's thing...Oh, and don't worry, Gohan gets big boy underpants soon enough...After all, Videl wouldn't deal with his girly issues!*wink*
DeathStorm: Stay away from my evil bishounen! He's mine I tell you! Mine! We both love Vash torture, and...his voice is hot! Mine! Mine!!!!!!!! *grabs pitchfork* YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Joking...glad you liked.
To everyone: I really am trying to write as often as I can...this part of the story is almost done! Second Saga, here we come!
Chapter Ten
Why Gohan Should Avoid...Daddy.
"Goddamnit, Gohan! Why can't you see that I'm falling in love with you?!"
Gohan's eyes looked pained, before suddenly widening. And then...
Gohan fainted, his eyes rolling up into the back of his head.
A buff man behind Videl caused her to turn around. "You've got some exlpaining to do, young lady!"
"Uh...hi daddy?..."
***
Gohan became conscious to the sound of Hercule slamming his fist into the table. "I knew it was right to come track you down! How could you hook up with such a weakling!"
Videl stood straight, ignoring the afroed one's tone of voice. "Listen daddy, Gohan and I are best friends..."
"A best friend who you, apparently, proclaimed your love to!" Hercule screamed, his mustache moving strangely.
"Look daddy! Gohan just...He just doesn't like me like that! Geez, I sure wish he did, but, he doesn't..."
Gohan decided to ienter the conversation. "Who said that I didn't?" He asked, suddenly aware that he was tied to a stone wall with nothing but a pair of yellow ducky spandex shorts. The leather rope that bound his wrists could easily be broken but decided not to put his perfectly muscled body to use quite yet.
"Hey, listen you little spandex clad fag! I don't care how incredibly sexy your buns is, you cannot date my daughter!"
"I don't think that's something one guy should say to another, Hercule." Gohan said nervously, twitching.
"Don't tell me what to say, little boy! Now, what's your name, punk?"
"Gohan Son." Gohan rolled his eyes. "I'm sure Videl told you my name. By the way, I'm not surprised you haven't figured out who I am yet--You were alive during the time period."
"You're the satan spawn of Goku Son, aren't you?! The World Martial Arts Champion before me!!"
"Indeed. Although, I'm not the tue 'Satan' spawn..." Videl slapped him upside the head. "Ow!"
"That was a really bad joke, Gohan. Really bad."
"Well..." Gohan smiled deviously. "I can't be good at everything, now can I?"
"Obviously not." Videl snorted. "You apparently didn't pick up any martial arts skills from your father!"
Gohan looked at her, stunned. "What are you talking about? I was sure I at least told you..."
He thought for a moment as his voice trailed off. In his minds eye, he could see Videl shouting at him. 'I'm falling in love with you?!'
'I'm falling in love with you?!'
'I'm falling in love with you?!'
'I'm falling in love with you?!'
Gohan felt his head drop. 'Oh god...The way I responded she must think...Oh god.'
"Yoohoo! Earth to Gohan!" Videl called.
Looking up, startled, Gohan replied. "Videl, I know a whole lot of martial arts."
Proving his point, he broke free of his wrist bindings easily, before doing a graceful handspring to land in front of Hercule, who was looking at the kid who'd dared get in his face.
"Look, punk, I don't know who you think you are--"
"While we're getting truths out in the open, I'll start. Videl," He turned to look at her. "I'm Saiyaman."
"WHAT?!" Videl's eyes burst out of her head. Literally. They were rolling on the ground. After picking them up, and replacing them into the appropriate sockets, she looked at Gohan in shock. "Please, tell me I imagined that."
"I'm sorry. You didn't. Now Hercule, it's your turn. Who defeated Cell?"
"Uh...I did! See? I'm all powerful! I'm the strongest man in the Universe!"
"Uh huh...Guess what Hercule? The whole point of a truth game, is to..amazing, I know, TELL THE TRUTH. But we'll play your little game for now."
Hercule looked stunned before he started to sweat. "What's the real reason you don't want your daughter to go out on dates?"
"It would... uh...hurt my image..."
Videl looked hurt. "Gohan, lets go."
"Sure. But Hercule?"
"Ye...Yes?"
"We'll all continue this conversation later."
"Righht..." Hercule managed to say while the strange boy was ushered out of the door by his daughter. The young man looked back, and for a second...a quick second, his hair flashed gold and his eyes blue.
And Hercule knew. "Damn, Videl...You sure know how to pick them!"
***
Videl was still in shock. "You're...You're Saiyaman?"
"Yeah," Gohan sighed.
"Then why were you angry about me being so close with Saiyaman?"
"I wanted you to like me for me...Not some public persona." He replied.
"And I do...In case you've forgotten." Videl lowered her head. "Aren't you going to say anything? Anything at all?!" She suddenly looked upset.
Gohan looked into her eyes. "Being Saiyaman isn't my only secret. Videl, if you can honestly say--" He choked on the words for a minute. "If you can honestly say that you love me after I tell you everything...Then I will be able to accept, and return, your love."
Videl's eyes sparkled. 'He does care...He loves me, even if he can't say it yet.'
And she followed him to wherever he would lead to talk about his secrets.
***
Vegeta was enjoying a private lapdance from Bulma when he felt Gohan's flare momentarily shoot through the roof. So the boy was upset? Then, when it suddenly went back to almost normal--in a nervous kind of way, Vegeta's brow furrowed.
'Something is strange is going on. I get the feeling something bad is going to--'
"Something wrong, Veggie?" Bulma purred.
"Not at all, woman..."
'I'll think about it later...'
***
Trunks and Goten sighed as they lay on the bed in Trunks' room. "Do your parents ever, y'know, sleep?"
"No. That's why they're always so irritable."
"Ahhh."
Trunks looked over at Goten anxiously. 'One day, Goten...one day...You will be mine.'
Goten suddenly got a headache. Now that he thought about it, it might be decribed as a SPLITTING headache.
Oh dear.
End Chapter.
Note: Yes. Well, yeah. No, Goten and Trunks aren't a couple...hehe. You'll understand later. It's just a little subplot I'm cooking up. Maybe two more chapter's in the highschool arc. Yep. Then we move onto college. Yeehaw. Don't worry, I won't go serious on you. Plenty of fun! And a little angst...but not much! I never could write non-corny serious stuff anyway. Ce la vi.
Well, next chapter soon, I suppose. Hope you saw the email change. I'm super super sorry to anyone who's email I didn't get!!*cries* But anyhoo, I hope you enjoyed.
*is going to go listen to Denis Leary now*
Sore Ja!
Maaya-chan!
EMAIL CHANGE: For those of you not getting replies to email, rainbunni@hotmail has changed to maayacola@hotmail.com!! Cheers!
SSJ monkey: Oh dear. I love the chapter names. I have all the chapter names written already. (Instead of a story outline...*sweatdrop*)
The GirlieGyarados: Um...I don't like crocodiles...they need lotion...please don't hurt me? But it's really cool that your crocodile likes my story. I'll try to keep him happy.
Videl: I don't think anyone has actually said they hated me before. *sniffles* But I'm really glad you like my story! I know I'm evil...but really.
Queen Videl: Bald Trunks? I could work that...*snicker*
Bcat: Yay! Someone who understands! Death Threats scare Maaya-chan! She want's too hide far away from the computer and NEVER WRITE AGAIN. But cool. I know they're in good fun! Glad you like the story!
Gerry: Breathing is a good practice for later in life. Yes, you are my most unique reviewer...And I'm glad you like it. You should find this chapter highly amusing.
Trunks' Grl: Aahahaha...I was inspired, truly inspired with the pant's thing...Oh, and don't worry, Gohan gets big boy underpants soon enough...After all, Videl wouldn't deal with his girly issues!*wink*
DeathStorm: Stay away from my evil bishounen! He's mine I tell you! Mine! We both love Vash torture, and...his voice is hot! Mine! Mine!!!!!!!! *grabs pitchfork* YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Joking...glad you liked.
To everyone: I really am trying to write as often as I can...this part of the story is almost done! Second Saga, here we come!
Chapter Ten
Why Gohan Should Avoid...Daddy.
"Goddamnit, Gohan! Why can't you see that I'm falling in love with you?!"
Gohan's eyes looked pained, before suddenly widening. And then...
Gohan fainted, his eyes rolling up into the back of his head.
A buff man behind Videl caused her to turn around. "You've got some exlpaining to do, young lady!"
"Uh...hi daddy?..."
***
Gohan became conscious to the sound of Hercule slamming his fist into the table. "I knew it was right to come track you down! How could you hook up with such a weakling!"
Videl stood straight, ignoring the afroed one's tone of voice. "Listen daddy, Gohan and I are best friends..."
"A best friend who you, apparently, proclaimed your love to!" Hercule screamed, his mustache moving strangely.
"Look daddy! Gohan just...He just doesn't like me like that! Geez, I sure wish he did, but, he doesn't..."
Gohan decided to ienter the conversation. "Who said that I didn't?" He asked, suddenly aware that he was tied to a stone wall with nothing but a pair of yellow ducky spandex shorts. The leather rope that bound his wrists could easily be broken but decided not to put his perfectly muscled body to use quite yet.
"Hey, listen you little spandex clad fag! I don't care how incredibly sexy your buns is, you cannot date my daughter!"
"I don't think that's something one guy should say to another, Hercule." Gohan said nervously, twitching.
"Don't tell me what to say, little boy! Now, what's your name, punk?"
"Gohan Son." Gohan rolled his eyes. "I'm sure Videl told you my name. By the way, I'm not surprised you haven't figured out who I am yet--You were alive during the time period."
"You're the satan spawn of Goku Son, aren't you?! The World Martial Arts Champion before me!!"
"Indeed. Although, I'm not the tue 'Satan' spawn..." Videl slapped him upside the head. "Ow!"
"That was a really bad joke, Gohan. Really bad."
"Well..." Gohan smiled deviously. "I can't be good at everything, now can I?"
"Obviously not." Videl snorted. "You apparently didn't pick up any martial arts skills from your father!"
Gohan looked at her, stunned. "What are you talking about? I was sure I at least told you..."
He thought for a moment as his voice trailed off. In his minds eye, he could see Videl shouting at him. 'I'm falling in love with you?!'
'I'm falling in love with you?!'
'I'm falling in love with you?!'
'I'm falling in love with you?!'
Gohan felt his head drop. 'Oh god...The way I responded she must think...Oh god.'
"Yoohoo! Earth to Gohan!" Videl called.
Looking up, startled, Gohan replied. "Videl, I know a whole lot of martial arts."
Proving his point, he broke free of his wrist bindings easily, before doing a graceful handspring to land in front of Hercule, who was looking at the kid who'd dared get in his face.
"Look, punk, I don't know who you think you are--"
"While we're getting truths out in the open, I'll start. Videl," He turned to look at her. "I'm Saiyaman."
"WHAT?!" Videl's eyes burst out of her head. Literally. They were rolling on the ground. After picking them up, and replacing them into the appropriate sockets, she looked at Gohan in shock. "Please, tell me I imagined that."
"I'm sorry. You didn't. Now Hercule, it's your turn. Who defeated Cell?"
"Uh...I did! See? I'm all powerful! I'm the strongest man in the Universe!"
"Uh huh...Guess what Hercule? The whole point of a truth game, is to..amazing, I know, TELL THE TRUTH. But we'll play your little game for now."
Hercule looked stunned before he started to sweat. "What's the real reason you don't want your daughter to go out on dates?"
"It would... uh...hurt my image..."
Videl looked hurt. "Gohan, lets go."
"Sure. But Hercule?"
"Ye...Yes?"
"We'll all continue this conversation later."
"Righht..." Hercule managed to say while the strange boy was ushered out of the door by his daughter. The young man looked back, and for a second...a quick second, his hair flashed gold and his eyes blue.
And Hercule knew. "Damn, Videl...You sure know how to pick them!"
***
Videl was still in shock. "You're...You're Saiyaman?"
"Yeah," Gohan sighed.
"Then why were you angry about me being so close with Saiyaman?"
"I wanted you to like me for me...Not some public persona." He replied.
"And I do...In case you've forgotten." Videl lowered her head. "Aren't you going to say anything? Anything at all?!" She suddenly looked upset.
Gohan looked into her eyes. "Being Saiyaman isn't my only secret. Videl, if you can honestly say--" He choked on the words for a minute. "If you can honestly say that you love me after I tell you everything...Then I will be able to accept, and return, your love."
Videl's eyes sparkled. 'He does care...He loves me, even if he can't say it yet.'
And she followed him to wherever he would lead to talk about his secrets.
***
Vegeta was enjoying a private lapdance from Bulma when he felt Gohan's flare momentarily shoot through the roof. So the boy was upset? Then, when it suddenly went back to almost normal--in a nervous kind of way, Vegeta's brow furrowed.
'Something is strange is going on. I get the feeling something bad is going to--'
"Something wrong, Veggie?" Bulma purred.
"Not at all, woman..."
'I'll think about it later...'
***
Trunks and Goten sighed as they lay on the bed in Trunks' room. "Do your parents ever, y'know, sleep?"
"No. That's why they're always so irritable."
"Ahhh."
Trunks looked over at Goten anxiously. 'One day, Goten...one day...You will be mine.'
Goten suddenly got a headache. Now that he thought about it, it might be decribed as a SPLITTING headache.
Oh dear.
End Chapter.
Note: Yes. Well, yeah. No, Goten and Trunks aren't a couple...hehe. You'll understand later. It's just a little subplot I'm cooking up. Maybe two more chapter's in the highschool arc. Yep. Then we move onto college. Yeehaw. Don't worry, I won't go serious on you. Plenty of fun! And a little angst...but not much! I never could write non-corny serious stuff anyway. Ce la vi.
Well, next chapter soon, I suppose. Hope you saw the email change. I'm super super sorry to anyone who's email I didn't get!!*cries* But anyhoo, I hope you enjoyed.
*is going to go listen to Denis Leary now*
Sore Ja!
Maaya-chan!