Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Way Things Should Be ❯ Why Videl Should Avoid Glomping. ( Chapter 11 )

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Note: Aww...you guys are going to feel real bad for Gohan in th8is chapter. And not just because Videl's dad thinks he's sexy.

*ahem*

DeathStorm: The war continues.

Videl: I know! I take it in good fun! *twinkle*

Shelly: Glad you enjoy...

Mr. Crocodile & The GirlieGyarados: I'm glad you don't want to eat me.

Everybody: Yay!



Chapter 11

Why Videl Should Avoid Glomping.





Videl noticed that Gohan looked incredibly upset. His jaw was clenched, and he looked for all the world like he had wanted to avoid this conversation-- this very important conversation.

They had been walking for quite a while, when Gohan suddenly stopped. "We're out of the city limits now." He muttered to himself.

Videl wondered what that had to do with anything at all. She soon found out.

Gohan scooped her up into his arms, and lifted of the ground and into the air.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Videl screetched, resulting in an obvious wince from Gohan. "Sorry." She whispered darkly.

Chuckling, Gohan turned to look at her. "You've seen me fly before, right? Well, it's not that dangerous, and it's much faster than walking."

"Yeah," Videl replied. "But I saw you flying as Saiyaman, not as Gohan. It'll take some adjusting. Plus, you could've warned me."

Smiling warmly Gohan turned to stare into her eyes. "Well, that wouldn't have been any fun!"

"MORON!"


***


After flying for a while, Gohan set them down in a grassy area, in the middle of the woods.

Videl looked around. The place looked almost haunted, with the trees all around her, filled to the brim with red, yellow and brown leaves. The grass was covered with them.

She found it very relaxing, and almost romantic.

But Videl knew Gohan must've had a reason for bringing her here to tell his story.

And then he began. "This isn't easy at all. I brought you here, to this place, because to me, it's soothing."

"It seems almost ghastly--like there are souls floating around in the air."

"It does have that sort of atmoshere. I can't even remember how many died."

Videl's eyes widened. "What?"

Gohan's eyes smiled at her, even as his mouth stayed firm. "Nevermind. But hey, that's not what we came here to talk about."

"Before you start, I would like to say something." Videl stated. "I, Videl Satan, officially apologize for my dad calling you the derogatory word for a gay male." Then a twinkle entered her eye. "But i won't apologize for the sexy part. Hey, my dad does know a 'good shag' when he sees one!"

Gohan blanched. "TMI...TOO MUCH INFORMATION." He took a deep breath. "And now, ladies and gentlemen of the jury...time for my judgement day."

"You don't have to say it like that! What could be so big, so humongous, so utterly graqnd, so hugely ama--"

"Videl, I'm half alien. My father is an humanoid alien lifeform known as a Saiya-jin, and that makes me half, demi, part, etc."

Videl looked at him for a minute.

Then she burst into laughter. "Gohan, you are too funny! Your...*gasp* mission...*gasp* in life must be to...*gasp* giggle me to death!"

Videl suddenly noticed that Gohan wasn't even slightly amused.

"You were...you were telling the truth...weren't you?" Videl's eyes crossed slightly. "I need to sit down."

Gohan looked at her worriedly. "Are you okay?"

"Finish telling me. Finish telling me now so I can faint, already!"

"Ooohkay..."


***


Gohan had suddenly stopped in his story. "What now?!" Videl asked eagerly.

Gohan thought for a moment. 'I can't...I can't tell her about Cell...Now isn't the time.' "That's really all there is."

Videl face faulted. "MORON! You had me all psyched up!"

"Sorry!" Gohan replied, his hand behind his head in a nervous gesture.

Her eyes narrowed. 'He's hiding something again. Oh well...I guess he's entitled to ONE secret.'"So...Is that all? For sure?"

"Yeah..."

"Well, then, Gohan Son, I love you!" And she glomped him viciously.

"I like you a whole lot, too Videl! I'm not sure if I'm in love...but I could be getting closer..."

Videl smiled. "Well, then, I've got my work cut out for me then, huh?"

Laughing gleefully, the two left the forest.

"Now Gohan, lets go buy you some BOXERS, or something. Yellow spandex?!"

Gohan looked down to realize that he was, indeed, still wearing only his barely there shorts. "Oh...oh dear."

*BLUSH*


***


Hercule rested his head upon his hands. "This isn't right."

He glowered a bit, and then his eyes narrowed. "No way am I letting my precious Videl hang out with that space freak!!! I've got to do something!"

And suddenly, the King of Afroes had a plan...a DEVIOUS plan.


***


Gohan felt a headache coming on.



End Chapter


Note: This chapter was a little slow. Sorry. But next chapter is Gohan and Videl's highschool graduation...And Hercules got a plan?!

Um...The next chapter will be the last in the 'highschool arc...College is coming! Yay! And college is DA place for booze, chics and broken relationships...

Well, hope you found this strange chappy enjoyable..look forward to seein' ya soon!


Teaser:

Gohan covered his face. Maybe if he didn't look at it, it would go away.

'Goten and Trunks are NOT making out in the back of the auditorium during my graduation. This IS NOT HAPPENING!!!'

Yet, strangely enough, it was...




Note on Teaser: Don't read TOO much into it. It should be entertaining, to say the least. Love potion...uh oh!

Maayacola