Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Trespassing ❯ Territorial Saiyan ( Chapter 1 )

BigNamekianBallz: I don't own DBZ.

This is a humorous Bulma/Vegeta fic. Vegeta is territorial and hates trespassers. But when a group of people who make a living off of kidnapping and ransoming come for Bulma and enter Vegeta's territory, Vegeta makes an exception and considers letting them take the 'annoying woman.' Will he let Bulma be taken or will he protect his territory?

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Vegeta just finished his afternoon training and headed to the main Capsule Corp. building in an extremely good mood. He was very close to the Super Saiyan level and he could feel it. He saw Yamcha training in the grass not far from his Gravity Chamber his back facing him. Vegeta started to growl a loud, threatening growl.

Yamcha froze as soon as here heard that familiar, intimidating sound. He turned around slowly "Oh..." he laughed nervously "Hi Vegeta! I didn't expect you to come out of the G.R. for another few days." He put his hand behind his head and laughed.

Vegeta just crossed his arms over his chest, glaring at Yamcha. "What are you doing here, Weakling?"

"Um... I was just training. I didn't realize I was so close to the G.R. I'm sorry. Heh heh... I'll go train in the woods." Yamcha started backing up.

"Yes, you are sorry. You should have thought of that before you came here." He uncrossed his arms, smirking.

Yamcha knew that smirk all too well. He had seen it before Vegeta killed him. He continued to back up "No! Wait. Goku will come get you if you kill me again."

Vegeta formed a ki ball "Kakarot is not here to save you and I will be a Super Saiyan very soon."

Yamcha did the first thing that popped into his head. Desperate times calls for desperate measures..."BULMA!!!"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT? I'M COOKING FOR THAT FUCKING PRINCE OF SATANS!" she came walking out of the large, round house holding a spatula.

"Go away, Woman! Can't you see I'm busy? Go finish my food!"

Bulma saw the wet stain on the front of Yamcha's pants. Then at Vegeta who had that look in his eye and a ki ball "VEGETA! NO KILLING AT MY HOUSE!"

Vegeta ignored her yelling and focused on a new smell. The smell of urine. The smell of adult, male, human piss! Yamcha's piss. He looked at Yamcha who pissed his pants as he thought hard at the situation. 'So the Weakling is trying to mark my territory. What a pathetic attempt. His scent marker hasn't even touched the ground...yet. I'll fix that.' Without warning, Vegeta used the ki ball he was holding and burned Yamcha's lower half.

Yamcha shrieked like a little girl as his pants were burnt off. Without looking, he knew all his body hair from his waist down to the grass was singed off. And the urine that was running down his legs quickly evaporated along with the scent.


"WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, VEGETA? WHY DID YOU DO THAT? NOW YAMCHA CAN'T USE SOME OF HIS BODY PARTS UNTIL THE BURNS HEAL!"

"Woman, you are just worried about his little dick. The Weakling was lucky that I'm in a good mood."

"GOOD MOOD? I HAD TO RUSH HIM TO THE HOSPITAL JUST BECAUSE HE WAS STANDING TOO CLOSE THAT FUCKING G.R.!"

"He's still alive, isn't he? If I wasn't in a good mood, he'd be Frieza's sex slave in Home For Infinite Losers."

"UGH! YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU VEGETA? PEOPLE IN GOOD MOODS JUST DON'T GO AROUND FRYING OTHERS JUST FOR BEING TWENTY YARDS FROM THEIR FAVORITE TOY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE YOU SO POSSESSIVE!"

"Humph. It's part of my territory, Woman."

"WHAT? YOUR TERRITORY? ARE YOU A FUCKING DOG, VEGETA? DO YOU PISS ALL OVER IN MY YARD TO MARK YOUR TERRITORY?"

Vegeta just crossed his arms "He was trespassing."

"Oh...my...fucking...KAMI! YOU DO PISS ALL OVER MY YARD! DON'T YOU!"

Vegeta stood there, staring at her, not caring.

Bulma put everything together and sighed, calming herself. 'Okay, this is just some kind of cultural misunderstanding' she told herself. "Vegeta, you shouldn't have attacked Yamcha like that. Sometimes when humans get scared, they accidentally mess their pants."

Vegeta raised an eyebrow "So, that Weakling wasn't trying to mark my territory?"

"No, Vegeta. He wasn't. How long have you been 'marking' my property?"

"Since I got here. And it's my property, Woman. It wasn't claimed when I got here."

"Whatever, Vegeta." She didn't feel like arguing anymore "Is that why when you got here, all the wild animals stopped coming around? I just thought you had a bad aura or something."

"More than likely it is from my scent, but it could be my aura also."

"Whatever, Vegeta. I'm going to take a LONG nap. Please don't piss in my yard, again." She turned to go inside the house.

Vegeta just humphed and headed back to his beloved G.R.


On top of a nearby mountain, two figures holding a telescope and a zooming camera looked at each other fearfully. They where warned about Vegeta that he could be a problem in their plan to kidnap Dr. Briefs' daughter, but that seemed to be an understatement. They packed up their things and headed to the hideout to report.

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BNB: So tell me how it is so far.