Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Trespassing ❯ The Plan Is Made ( Chapter 2 )
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By: BigNamekianBallz 
Vegeta realizes he's getting protective of Bulma. The kidnappers come up with a plan.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Angst / Romance / Martial Arts / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.06.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 543 | Status: Completed
Vegeta realizes he's getting protective of Bulma. The kidnappers come up with a plan.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Angst / Romance / Martial Arts / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.06.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 543 | Status: Completed
Big Namekian Ballz: Thanx 4 those reviews! There is some hidden humor in the names. I sat for hours trying to come up with some stupid names for the bad guys. Please don't let all my hard work end up pointless. Try to figure out what they mean. Think Bart Simpson's prank phone calls.
Disclaimer: I don't own Buns Of Steel or any Richard Simmons workout tape. Or UPS.
"Mr. Indeehass, we come with today's report from the mountain post."
"Please, Mr. Indeehass is so formal. Call me by my first name Taiksit." he looked her up and down "And you are..."
"Wett." His eyes widened so she continued "Fairy Wett."
He smiled big at her and she sighed. For some reason, her name always had an effect like this on men.
Her partner took the opportunity to speak "And I am her partner, Biachu Phuxyoo. You can call me Biach. We're new here. Started two days ago." He held out his hand
"Yes. I can tell. Who can forget names like yours? What have you observed?"
"Well, you may not believe this, but the man with the spiky hair made some kind of laser shoot out of his hand. He attacked Bulma's boyfriend for what seemed to be for no apparent reason. His whole bottom half was scorched black and he was rushed to the hospital."
"Believable. What I don't believe is that you guys have been working for two days and you haven't witnessed Vegeta kill or hurt anything. Have you two been patrolling during your time or have you slacking off?"
"No! We've been patrolling during our hours, but Vegeta has been in that small round building for the whole two days!"
"Again, believable. You two sit down. I have neglected to give you important, life-saving details."
Fairy and Biach sat and absorbed the information that Taiksit started telling them and watched the clips of film on a nearby screen, wide eyed.
"Grrr..." Vegeta growled as he did his last finger push up. He got up and started doing more ass busting training.
"Stupid Woman. This land was unclaimed when I got here. I had every right to claim it. I am the Prince of Saiyans! I can claim any piece of dirt I feel. Do humans not do the same?"
He growled in frustration "Saiyans claimed their possessions. Whether it be a mate or territory they would claim it , protect it, and fight for it. Why didn't the Weakling or Old Man claim it? The Woman needs a real protector in her worthless life."
He finished his jumping jacks and pulled out his 'Buns Of Steel' tape and popped it into the built in VCR that he made Bulma install. (BNB ~ An ass like that doesn't come easy, you know - Right ladies? ; ) He then realized what he had said about Bulma.
He growled at himself for saying such stupid things "I shouldn't be thinking about protecting her worthless life. That is what the Weakling is for." He smirked at the thought of Yamcha's lack of hair where it needed to be and shriveled dick.
"I only protect the Woman because she is on the property I protect. If another damn human comes onto my property to take her, I'll make them suffer! No more being Mr. Nice Prince Of Saiyans! I will not just blast them, I will break of all their limbs and eat them while they watch!"
He finally realized how protective he was of Bulma. "FUCK!" He took out the 'Buns of Steel' tape and threw it.
"Now I need to work over time to get that stupid Woman off my mind!" He popped in his most difficult Richard Simmons workout tape and growled.
Fairy and Biach were horrified after the clips of Vegeta were over.
"...So...Vegeta came to earth several years ago to destroy the planet and possesses unbelievable powers and now he is living with the lady we are to kidnap?"
"Precisely. Is there a problem?" Taiksit asked as if it were nothing.
"Yes there's a problem! He has already murdered 82 of the 86 employees that you have hired! Half of them only set foot on the lawn! That only leaves 4 that still live! Us two and two more! We were watching those clips closely! He attacks salesmen, the family's friends, and even Jehovah Witnesses! HFIL! He even blew up the UPS man along with the package and van! WITH HIS BARE HANDS! Is he Bulma's bodyguard?! It's like he's always guarding the house like a fucking dog! Does this guy never sleep?!"
"Well, all those rookies that I hired were stupid. The twins have been working with me since day one and they are still alive and spying. It is their job to study Vegeta and find his week spots. What they have discovered is really interesting as well as confusing."
"Really?" Biach asked sarcastically "Can he blow up earth with his bare hands, too."
Taiksit decided not to answer that question "Ahem. He seems to HATE Bulma Briefs as much as everyone else. He just seems to be territorial."
"Like a fucking dog!" Both said in unison.
"Yes. Like a dog. And we came up with a plan to get Bulma Briefs without getting killed."
Biach and Fairy looked at each other, interested. Just then, the twins, Tro and Jen Kondum walked in with an elderly woman costume.
Bulma woke up a few hours later, feeling refreshed. "Ah...my headache is gone now." She looked out the window "What to do?" She sighed "I would like to work on that project, but I need that rare part from America. The UPS man was supposed to bring it sometime last week..." Her eyes widened at her suspicion. "VEGETA!!!"
Big Namekian Ballz - For those of you that don't know what UPS is, it's the United states Postal Service. So Vegeta basically blew up the mail man. Don't ask me how the UPS man got his UPS van over in Japan, but go along with it anyway.
Still feel like laughing? Check out my other story 'Hate Triangle'. Bulma and Gohan are kidnapped by an alien race called the Fartlings. Vegeta, Piccolo and Chi-Chi set off to rescue them in a tiny spaceship. Of course this is a humor fic! With a little adventure.
And please, no flames for the extermination of the Jehovah Witnesses. I got no beef with them. My family are Jehovah Witnesses' so I respect them. But do you think a territorial Vegeta will let them trespass if he knew that? No. He would blow them up as he did with the salesmen. So please don't take it to the ass.
Disclaimer: I don't own Buns Of Steel or any Richard Simmons workout tape. Or UPS.
Trespassing
"Mr. Indeehass, we come with today's report from the mountain post."
"Please, Mr. Indeehass is so formal. Call me by my first name Taiksit." he looked her up and down "And you are..."
"Wett." His eyes widened so she continued "Fairy Wett."
He smiled big at her and she sighed. For some reason, her name always had an effect like this on men.
Her partner took the opportunity to speak "And I am her partner, Biachu Phuxyoo. You can call me Biach. We're new here. Started two days ago." He held out his hand
"Yes. I can tell. Who can forget names like yours? What have you observed?"
"Well, you may not believe this, but the man with the spiky hair made some kind of laser shoot out of his hand. He attacked Bulma's boyfriend for what seemed to be for no apparent reason. His whole bottom half was scorched black and he was rushed to the hospital."
"Believable. What I don't believe is that you guys have been working for two days and you haven't witnessed Vegeta kill or hurt anything. Have you two been patrolling during your time or have you slacking off?"
"No! We've been patrolling during our hours, but Vegeta has been in that small round building for the whole two days!"
"Again, believable. You two sit down. I have neglected to give you important, life-saving details."
Fairy and Biach sat and absorbed the information that Taiksit started telling them and watched the clips of film on a nearby screen, wide eyed.
* * * * *
"Grrr..." Vegeta growled as he did his last finger push up. He got up and started doing more ass busting training.
"Stupid Woman. This land was unclaimed when I got here. I had every right to claim it. I am the Prince of Saiyans! I can claim any piece of dirt I feel. Do humans not do the same?"
He growled in frustration "Saiyans claimed their possessions. Whether it be a mate or territory they would claim it , protect it, and fight for it. Why didn't the Weakling or Old Man claim it? The Woman needs a real protector in her worthless life."
He finished his jumping jacks and pulled out his 'Buns Of Steel' tape and popped it into the built in VCR that he made Bulma install. (BNB ~ An ass like that doesn't come easy, you know - Right ladies? ; ) He then realized what he had said about Bulma.
He growled at himself for saying such stupid things "I shouldn't be thinking about protecting her worthless life. That is what the Weakling is for." He smirked at the thought of Yamcha's lack of hair where it needed to be and shriveled dick.
"I only protect the Woman because she is on the property I protect. If another damn human comes onto my property to take her, I'll make them suffer! No more being Mr. Nice Prince Of Saiyans! I will not just blast them, I will break of all their limbs and eat them while they watch!"
He finally realized how protective he was of Bulma. "FUCK!" He took out the 'Buns of Steel' tape and threw it.
"Now I need to work over time to get that stupid Woman off my mind!" He popped in his most difficult Richard Simmons workout tape and growled.
* * * * *
Fairy and Biach were horrified after the clips of Vegeta were over.
"...So...Vegeta came to earth several years ago to destroy the planet and possesses unbelievable powers and now he is living with the lady we are to kidnap?"
"Precisely. Is there a problem?" Taiksit asked as if it were nothing.
"Yes there's a problem! He has already murdered 82 of the 86 employees that you have hired! Half of them only set foot on the lawn! That only leaves 4 that still live! Us two and two more! We were watching those clips closely! He attacks salesmen, the family's friends, and even Jehovah Witnesses! HFIL! He even blew up the UPS man along with the package and van! WITH HIS BARE HANDS! Is he Bulma's bodyguard?! It's like he's always guarding the house like a fucking dog! Does this guy never sleep?!"
"Well, all those rookies that I hired were stupid. The twins have been working with me since day one and they are still alive and spying. It is their job to study Vegeta and find his week spots. What they have discovered is really interesting as well as confusing."
"Really?" Biach asked sarcastically "Can he blow up earth with his bare hands, too."
Taiksit decided not to answer that question "Ahem. He seems to HATE Bulma Briefs as much as everyone else. He just seems to be territorial."
"Like a fucking dog!" Both said in unison.
"Yes. Like a dog. And we came up with a plan to get Bulma Briefs without getting killed."
Biach and Fairy looked at each other, interested. Just then, the twins, Tro and Jen Kondum walked in with an elderly woman costume.
* * * * *
Bulma woke up a few hours later, feeling refreshed. "Ah...my headache is gone now." She looked out the window "What to do?" She sighed "I would like to work on that project, but I need that rare part from America. The UPS man was supposed to bring it sometime last week..." Her eyes widened at her suspicion. "VEGETA!!!"
Big Namekian Ballz - For those of you that don't know what UPS is, it's the United states Postal Service. So Vegeta basically blew up the mail man. Don't ask me how the UPS man got his UPS van over in Japan, but go along with it anyway.
Still feel like laughing? Check out my other story 'Hate Triangle'. Bulma and Gohan are kidnapped by an alien race called the Fartlings. Vegeta, Piccolo and Chi-Chi set off to rescue them in a tiny spaceship. Of course this is a humor fic! With a little adventure.
And please, no flames for the extermination of the Jehovah Witnesses. I got no beef with them. My family are Jehovah Witnesses' so I respect them. But do you think a territorial Vegeta will let them trespass if he knew that? No. He would blow them up as he did with the salesmen. So please don't take it to the ass.