Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Vegeta's Tail ❯ I watch too many movies. ( Chapter 14 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z.

Author's Note: This was originally posted on Halloween!

Chapter 14

In the depths of deep space the Capsule Corps ship was being watched.

"So this is what our satellite spotted." The man in the chair said.

"Yes Cap'in." A rough voice answered.

"Life signs..." The Cap'in sighed.

"Arrr... there be two of 'em." The gruff voice said.

"Iago I've told you before, just because we're space pirates doesn't give us the right to speak in that stupid voice."

"Aye, aye Cap'in." Iago said saluting.

The Captain rolled his eyes and wished he'd never let his crew see those stupid earth transmissions.

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Bulma stretched out in warm comfort. Her sleep had been wonderful, she didn't know what time it was and she didn't care. In space the only time she got up was when she wanted to. Bulma didn't even mind that she had woken up by herself. Vegeta had found solace in the training room in the bottom of the ship. In a strange way she knew where he was.

Bulma pulled on her baggy jogging pants. Vegeta hated them, he'd said so himself, but Bulma didn't care. He could bitch all he liked this is what she was wearing today.

She absently pressed some buttons on the control panel to check their position. Everything was going smoothly. Bulma noticed she also had 3 messages. She knew who from... her mother. Bulma pressed the button and played them anyway.

*It's not like I've got anything better to do.*

"Hi it's your mother." Mrs. Briefs said in the tone familiar to most motherly phone messages. "Just to let you know that Trunks is missing you. So I was just checking up on you, of course and I know what a big girl you are."

Bulma growled and pressed delete... *that was a guilt message.*

"Beep." The machine went again. "It's Mom again, I'm sorry about the spy device... hee hee. You know it was just a little prank by me. Don't get angry..."

*Deleted!* Bulma thought as she pressed the button. She listened with little interest to the next one.

"Mama! Yo come home! Mama!"

"Oh Trunks!" Bulma gasped. She listened to him giggling and chattering away in his baby talk. Tears began to well up in her eyes and she stared realising how much she missed him.

As she listened to his message she didn't notice the warning light till it was too late.

The ship's alarms screeched as Bulma was jerked to the side by an impact.

"Intruder Alert, Intruder Alert." The computer said.

"Shit!" Bulma gasped. She ran to her emergency case. It contained a few certain capsules for certain things. Bulma put them all in her pocket just to be sure. Whoever was foolish enough to board her spaceship would face one angry woman and a murderous saiyan prince.

"WOMAN!!" Vegeta roared up the ladder connecting floors.

"I'm okay Vegeta!" Bulma shouted back. "Just don't kill anyone unnecessarily."

Vegeta didn't answer her last comment. He grunted and strained his senses to find where the breach had been. It was hard because of the loud alarms. It drowned out whatever other noise there might be. Thankfully Bulma's screaming was louder and more annoying so he could hear she was still alive.

Vegeta would kill whoever it was no matter how much his woman was asking him not to. This was an intrusion on his territory and had to be dealt accordingly.

The alarms were still loud and annoying. A buzzing noise was felt in his ears. He shook his head trying to clear his head. There was a number of ki signatures. They were closing in on him. They could probably scan that his power level was the most dangerous. They would get a shock because he was greatly suppressing most of it.

Part of him wanted to play weak like he'd done on his old purging missions. To get captured by the weaklings and taken straight to the king. He couldn't risk it now, Bulma was with him. She could die at the hands of their captors. That wasn't going to happen to his woman.

As Vegeta crept out of his Gravity room that was sealed off from the rest of the ship. He tried to push his ki senses out to feel for Bulma and the intruders. They were all low power levels. Bulma's ki was familiar and very easy for him to pick out.

Then he heard an alien voice. "Arrr, were be tha' doubloons?"

*What the fuck?* Vegeta thought. Unfortunately he didn't have time to investigate, purple gas was now flowing down towards him. He took a deep breath and hurried up the stairs towards Bulma. He couldn't shout out and warn her, he'd take in too much of the gas. He didn't want to risk if it was poison or knock out gas.

As he leapt onto Bulma's floor that was when he saw the intruders. They were wearing masks and head to toe overalls. This made Vegeta notice that the gas might seep through the pores in your skin. He concluded his presumption to be true as he slumped down on the ground.

"Eer check this landlubber out!" One of them gasped as the saw Vegeta. "Ee's a big un ain't ee."

"Maybe big to you Iago." His friend said. "Looks kinda familiar.."

"I think ye be right Jonesy." Iago said kicking the unconscious Vegeta.

"The names Jonus, not Jonesy!" Jonus snapped.

"Arr, whatever ye say matey!" Iago said as he pulled out a stretcher. "'elp me get this large lubber onto the ship."

"(sigh)...sure, whatever." Jonus said as he grabbed the legs.

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Bulma watched from the corner. Somehow the purple gas had knocked out Vegeta. She was thankful for her fast action to get into her space suit. She had at least 1 hour of oxygen left. Bulma tried to think what she would do next but she was suddenly thrown on the floor.

"What's this little lovely?" A course voice said. It pulled off her helmet. Bulma started coughing on the gas. She slammed her fist into the guy that had taken off her mask. The humanoid slammed into the wall. Another tried to grab her but Bulma kicked him down. The invaders both unconscious Bulma ran to her husband. She tried jabbing Vegeta in the ribs.

"Get up..(cough)..you idiot." She snapped. "I'm a fucking damsel in distress...(cough,cough).. I need saving!"

Bulma's anger began to subside as the grogginess over took her. The last thing she saw was the shadows of the two that she had fought.

"Arr, nighty-night my pretty."

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When Bulma awoke she was still disorientated. The only thing she knew for sure was she was in a tight outfit. She tried sitting up and instantly regretted it. Nausea over took her and she tried to choke down the bile in her mouth.

"Who ever did this is going to die." Bulma whispered as she clutched her painful guts. Her skin felt clammy as well. The pores in her skin feeling like they were bunged up. *Ugh, that gas must have seeped into my poor skin. I need a serious heath spa visit after this.*

Bulma paused her usual thinking to asses her current situation. She was in some sort of cell. A shadow passed by the bars.

"So ye be awake now frail?" The alien man asked.

"Who the fuck are you?" Bulma snapped.

"Eeeee... that be some naughty words from ye're fine mouth girl." The pirate said.

"Is this some sort of joke?" Bulma said, the irritation of the humanoids thick pirate-like accent was starting to annoy her.

"Arrr, no one's joking 'ere gell. My name is Iago, I'll be ye're warden."

"I'm in prison?" Bulma gasped. Her mind was rushing with thoughts. She couldn't get angry at this man, she'd just have to use some other tactic. "Oh..(sniff).. please sir what will happen to me?" She tried for the pathetic girl technique. She only ever used it in an emergency and her being in prison counted as one.

"Don't ye be worrin' ye're pretty 'ead luv." Iago cooed. "Ye'll be well looked after." The horrible alien man then cackled like a dirty old hobo.

Bulma gritted her teeth. Her hand found its way on her capsules. She'd have to wait till he went away. When she got out of here there would be hell to pay.

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The Captain stood on his bridge and listened to the chatter from his crew. They were all excited by the fact of the bounty they had caught. The famous Saiyan Prince Vegeta.

"Captain Zaza." Inigo said saluting. "What shall we do with the woman?"

Captain Zaza sighed for the fifth time that day. "Look I don't care about the woman."

"Then can she become our cook?" Inigo asked. "Our last one abandoned ship as soon as we started singing 'What shall we do with the drunken sailor?'"

"Get her in the kitchen and if she's any good we'll keep her." Captain Zaza said. The men rushed away all happy with his discussion. Zaza just ignored them and continued checking his pale blue skin in the mirror. The new prisoner was really cute and she had the same hair colour as him. Perhaps she was a distant relative of his race. The now extinct race thanks to Freiza and the traitor Zarbon. He knew he couldn't exact revenge on his old kins man because of his death but he could act revenge against the one that had killed his right. The Saiyan that was held unconscious and sedated in the force field prison.

Captain Zaza pressed a button on his control panel. A screen flickered alive and the spiky haired captive was in his view.

*Soon Prince Vegeta, I shall restore my honour.*

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Bulma tried her best fake smile as she saw Iago the pirate again.

"Arrr, miss we'll be needing ye're womanly skills." Iago sneered.

Bulma's fake smile froze. *Bulma Briefs shall be no whore!* She watched Iago unlock the door while her hand was firmly grasped around her favourite capsule.

"Now Missey..." Iago didn't have time to finish. Bulma's capsule had exploded and a small tank appeared. The blue haired woman jumped inside and started it up.

"Outta my way!" Bulma yelled and she mowed forward. Iago the pirate dived away just in time.

"Arr, she be a lively one!" Iago shouted and then passed out.

Bulma pulled a crash helmet on her head and put to stripes of war paint on her face. "No one takes me as a prisoner!" She screamed. *Now all I have to do is find Vegeta and get the fuck off this stupid ship.*

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Vegeta's unconscious body was being held in a suspension field. A tall figure watched him for a few moments. The man his fists clenched. He pressed a few buttons and the green light of Vegeta's prison vanished. The Saiyan slumped down and began to wake up.

The man drew a sword out from its sheath and calmly waited till Vegeta stood up.

Vegeta eyed the stranger. His first instinct was to blast him to the next dimension and then ask questions. But he had promised Bulma no unnecessary deaths. He rose up to his full height and glared at him.

"Finally you're awake." The man said. His accent was strange to Vegeta who was used to Bulma's.

"Who are you?" Vegeta snarled.

The man nodded and raised his sword. "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Vegeta smirked. "You have a pitiful power level. How do you suggest you defeat a super saiyan?" He charged his golden aura releasing all his power in attempt to intimidate.

"Hmmm, that is very impressive." Inigo said. "I can tell you are a fine warrior." He stroked his moustache. "May I see your left hand please."

Vegeta turned his head slightly. "Why?"

"Just entertain me please." Inigo pleaded. "The man who killed my father had six fingers on his left hand."

"That's really interesting." Vegeta spat sarcastically. "Now get the hell out of my way."

"I'm afraid I can't do that." Inigo said. "You have to face me in battle."

"It's your funeral." Vegeta said.

"Perhaps.." Inigo stood en guard. "Perhaps not."

Inigo didn't have a time to charge or move. Vegeta had quickly rushed up and smacked him into the wall.

"Weakling." He growled, he turned back to normal to conserve his energy. He was still weak from the gas. He needed to find his woman quick and rescue her. If anyone had touched her there would be hell to pay. He strutted out the room. His muscles bunching as he walked. He had been completely naked in the suspension field. He should get some clothes on him but it wasn't his first priority. He had to find his wife and mate now.

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"AAHHHH!!!" A man screamed out as he was blasted across the room.

Bulma was laughing maniacally as she manoeuvred her nimble little tank around the ship. She hadn't had this much fun in ages. The bombs she was using were more of that gloop she'd dubbed chemical X. She had some prototype shells made to see what uses they could have. *Let's see what these babies can do.*

She fired her sludge shells. More space pirates that had come out to fight her. They were instantly pinned against the wall.

"Suck on that!" Bulma cackled as she broke out a beer. Somehow she had acquired a cooler box full of cheap beer. *Must have been one of my father's additions.*

The tank crashed through the door. "BANZAI!!"

Captain Zaza turned in shock as he saw Bulma and her small and aggressive looking vehicle.

"May I help you?" The captain said.

"No-one uses me as their sex slave!" Bulma cried. *Except Vegeta of course.*

"We weren't going to use you as a sex slave my dear." Captain Zaza laughed.

Bulma paused in her rampage and pulled the goggles up off her face. "You're not?" Bulma sounded disappointed like she had lost her reason to fight. "You still have my husband though." Bulma yanked a lever that aligned the tank's turret with Captain Zaza's head.

"I'm afraid we have him in isolation. He is a wanted criminal." Captain Zaza explained. "But I have been so rude, let us introduce ourselves. I am Captain Zaza of the good ship Fuk Yu."

"Fuck you too buddy." Bulma snarled. "I'm Bulma Briefs, inventor genius and beauty of earth, wife of the Prince of all Saiyans Vegeta."

"So you are unattainable." Captain Zaza sighed. "Such a pity. We were going to ask you to stay as the ships cook."

"A cook?" Bulma snarled. To her it seemed more of an insult than a simple whore. At least a whore was chosen because of her beauty. She was only chosen as cook because she was a woman. Bulma's vanity was now rising up along with her anger.

"What makes you think I'd be a good cook?" Bulma growled.

"Because you are a woman." Zaza answered her not noticing the danger.

Bulma slowly put her goggles back on. Her mouth tight and her eyes cold. She fired the cannon without any warning or war cries. Captain Zaza was plastered to the wall.

"Now I'm gonna ask nicely." Bulma warned. "If you don't answer me, I'll ask nastily. Where is Vegeta?"

Captain Zaza blinked in confusion. "He-he's just over there."

Bulma turned to see Vegeta smirking at her and completely stark naked.

"Woman, what do you think you're doing." He said with an amused expression on his face.

"I was rescuing you!" Bulma screamed. "But I shouldn't have bothered it's obvious you were using the harem."

Vegeta chuckled letting bits that Bulma was staring at jiggle.

"I guess you don't want to explain your nakedness?" Bulma ranted.

"I woke up like this, what's your excuse." Vegeta retorted.

"You piss Bulma Briefs off you know about it." Bulma said. She took off her helmet. She was feeling slightly silly now. "Shall we go. I can't stand five more minutes staring at you naked without doing something about it."

Vegeta chuckled and held out his hand to pull her out of the small tank. Bulma recapsulised it and gave Vegeta a cheeky smile.

"It's my back up arsenal if something happened." Bulma said as she pocketed it. "Besides I always fancied myself as a tank kinda girl."

Iago ran out of the corridor shouting. "Avast ye lubbers!" He cried. "I'll keel haul..." Vegeta smacked him gently causing him to go crashing back into his captain. "Arr, pieces of eight." He said before passing out.

Bulma smirked and squeezed Vegeta's cheek. "Let's go, New Namek is calling."

The pair walked off towards their ship. The Captain and crew cursing they ever saw them.

*I swear I'll make you pay.* Captain Zaza thought as he watched them go.

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Author's Note: Um... What can I say about this chapter? It's Fucked up! Lets make it a Halloween special or something? An interlude before we get to New Namek.

Chibi Vegeta: "Sounds like a limp excuse. You just went crazy admit it."

Mz D: "Never admit you're crazy it just proves you're sane."

Chibi Vegeta: 'Man you've fucking lost the plot."

*Chibi Bulma appears in witches outfit.*

Chibi Bulma: "Happy Halloween!"

Chibi Vegeta: "Who invited you?"

Mz D: "I thought we could have a Halloween party."

Chibi Vegeta: "I don't like parties were people are invited! Tell them to fuck off and leave all the candy for me!"

Chibi Goku *In fairy outfit* :"Aww, gee Vegeta. Lighten up it's a party."

Chibi Vegeta: "What the fuck are you wearing?"

Chibi Chi-Chi: "That's what I'd like to know." *In rambo outfit.*

Chibi Goku: "With the wave of my magic wand you shall disappear!" *Waves wand frantically.*

Chibi Chi-Chi: "I'm still here bonehead." *Crosses arms and looks pissed.*

Chibi Vegeta: *Laughing* "No...hah... I take it back this is great!"

Mz D : "So what do you want to dress up as Chibi Vegeta. I think the best outfit for big Vegeta is stark naked but I'm not a Chibi pervert so you're gonna have to choose an outfit."

Chibi Vegeta: "Just so long as it isn't gay."

Mz D: "Hmmm what shall it be... a pink power ranger?"

Chibi Vegeta: "AHHH!!"

Mz D: "Pikachu?"

Chibi Vegeta: "AHHHH!!"

Mz D: "How about Hamtaro?"

Chibi Vegeta: "Fuck off!"

Chibi Bulma *Hugging Vegeta.* "Don't you worry, you're sexy just the way you are."

Chibi Vegeta: "Of course, I am the unstoppable Chibi Vegeta." *Red cloak appears.* "Prince of all Chibi Saiyans!"

Chibi Bulma *Hugs tighter.* "(sigh) My hero!"

Chibi Vegeta *Realising Bulma's clinging to him* "Get off me idiot!"

Chibi Chi-Chi: "You're not very nice to your girlfriend."

Chibi Vegeta: "She's not my girlfriend!"

Chibi Bulma: "He only says that for his fans!" *Continues hugging him.*

Chibi Goku: "Chi Chi doesn't hug me, she only hits me." *Scratches back of his head.*

Chibi Chi-Chi: "Ya big lug, I can hug you." *Gives him a hug. Chibi Goku looks confused*

Chibi Vegeta: "Arrgh, attack of the body snatchers! Chi Chi's been possessed!"

Chibi Bulma: "She's being nice!" *Looks scared.*

Chibi Goku: "What's going on?"

Mz D: "You really are hopeless unless it's fighting and eating aren't you?"

Chibi Vegeta: "He's fucking useless all the time." *Smacks Goku in the head.* "Wake up you idiot Chi Chi's possessed."

Chibi Goku: "What's wrong with her being nice?"

Chibi Bulma: "The kid's got a point."

Chibi Chi-Chi: "Let me cook you dinner and I'll read your favourite bedtime story." *Rambo outfit turns into little Bo-beep outfit.*

Chibi Goku: *Goofy smile™* "That'll be cool. Can I keep my fairy outfit?"

Chibi Chi-Chi: "You can wear whatever cute outfit you like." *Hugs tighter.* "Sugar Plum."

Chibi Bulma: "Now it's getting creepy."

*Chibi Goku and Chi Chi teleport away.*

Mz D: "They're gone now we can bring out the treats."

*Chibi Bulma and Vegeta attack the table of goodies.*

Mz D: "So next chapter will our favourite couple reach New Namek to finally wish for Vegeta's Tail?"

Chibi Vegeta *with mouth full of food.* : "Y bet...fu...h..so...or...(mumble)...(gulp)..."

Mz D: "What was that?"

Chibi Bulma *Swallows before answering.* : "He said you better fucking hope so or else you die a horrible bloody death by his chibi hands."

Mz D: "And here I thought he was getting soft."

Till next time

Mz D!