Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Vegeta's Tail ❯ New Namek Surprise ( Chapter 15 )

Author's Note: Yes I also don't own the Princess Bride. I was just hit with an idea of how funny it would be if Vegeta faced off against Inigo. Also Captain Zaza is an unfortunate name I made it up in full want of making fun of him. The stupid pirate Iago was also made extra annoying so no one will morn him if he gets seriously hurt later on.

There was lots of film references last chapter. Let's just say I was getting in the Halloween spirit. I'm fine now I've got it out of my system.

We have left the Twilight Zone back to Dragonball Z, it's the chapter with what you've been waiting for!

Chapter 15

Bulma couldn't contain her excitement. The large green planet of New Namek was drawing closer. After a few months of terminal boredom she was finally finding some excitement. Vegeta had holed himself up in the basement training facility. He was furious with the fact the space pirates had captured them.

Bulma had thought it was perhaps more the fact that she had kicked a lot more ass then him. It didn't matter now. The space pirates were now light years away. The only thing that mattered was informing her husband of the situation. She picked up the microphone for the intercom.

"This is the delectable and seductive pilot speaking." Bulma said. "I would like to inform my spikey headed passenger that we are approaching New Namek. Please switch off that stupid gravity machine and come up to the bridge for landing. Thank you."

She clicked it off and waited. She rolled her head back on her seat. This wasn't the honeymoon she had envisioned. Sure, she'd had lots of sex. Fantastic animalistic sex! But it just wasn't as romantic as she'd wanted. Okay, maybe she was being a bit idiotic. This was Vegeta she was thinking romantic thoughts about. The Saiyan who could ignore her one minute and be jealous the next.

Bulma let her tail wrap around her wrist. Soon she would have Vegeta's tail to play with. It was an incredibly frivolous wish and she hoped the Namekin's would accept it.

*Besides they owe me a favour.* Bulma thought.

"Is that it?"

Bulma turned to see her arrogant husband in the doorway. The sweat was dripping off his topless body. Bulma fought the urge to jump him.

"It looks identical to the original." Bulma said, trying to keep her cool. His body was now next to hers. The heat was radiating off Vegeta.

"Um, could you get dressed?" Bulma asked.

Vegeta snorted a laugh. "You were begging for me to stay naked recently. In fact I spent this whole trip naked."

Bulma pouted. "You're mean."

Vegeta merely smirked and moved his body closer. "You have no idea how mean I can be."

"I have an idea." Bulma smirked back. She was used to his strange insulting flirting. She stroked his strong abdomen and let her hand stay just above her favourite part. "I'd really, really like it if you'd put some clothes on."

Vegeta sighed and kissed the top of her head. "You will pay for this later."

"I hope so." Bulma giggled as she watched him stalk off. "We'll be landing in 20 minutes."

Vegeta grunted and turned to leave.

Bulma looked at her watch. She set her timer for a count down. She added 20 extra minutes for chit chat.

*So that's 40 minutes till Vegeta gets his tail.* Bulma thought. *I can't wait any longer!*

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The ship proceeded into the atmosphere without any problems. Bulma focused the landing by Vegeta's guidance. He could sense the ki of the Namekins. They were all grouped together in the northern part of the planet. Moori's ki was the most obvious for Vegeta. He suggested to go to the 'father' Namekin.

"Do you think they'll grant the wish?" Bulma said.

"Now, is perfect to ask that question." Vegeta snorted. "Couldn't you have said that back on Earth?"

"I was just wondering if this was a bit silly." Bulma said quietly. "I mean it's just a tail."

"Then why didn't you get rid of yours?" Vegeta smirked seeing how Bulma snatched her tail up as mentioned it.

Their ship landed and Bulma couldn't help but feel strange. On Earth she had been so sure, now she was thinking. *Isn't this a bit much just for a tail?*

"Let's get this over with." Vegeta sighed.

"Um... Vegeta?"

He turned to his wife who was wringing her hands.

"Is this what you want?" Bulma asked.

Vegeta paused trying to see her seriousness in asking. "I want my tail, is that what you wanted to hear?" Vegeta snapped. "I want to be a complete Saiyan again and to hold my mate with my tail."

Bulma smiled as all her fears where quelled by his small speech. "I just have a funny feeling."

"It's only the small knowledge that you're going to be getting it tonight." Vegeta whispered.

Bulma tried not to squeal as she opened the door. She secretly was wanting to go into orbit and have another round of great sex, but she would just be putting off the wish. It was now a month since she had first thought of the tail idea. She tried to shake off her strange feeling by a cold feet syndrome. She didn't have it for her wedding so it made sense she'd feel it now.

They had gotten married really quickly but Bulma had never been so sure of something in her life. Now she had so much build up to this tail thing. It made sense that after a month you'd start doubting it.

As she stepped outside into the Namek light she was amazed at what she saw. The planet was identical to the original. Right down to the strange green sky and the arid ground.

"So where are the Namekin's?" Bulma said.

'They're coming." Vegeta said his eyes looking to the distance where the approaching ki was.

"I'm guessing they can sense you." Bulma said smiling. "Just let me do all the talking."

"It's what you're good at." Vegeta scoffed.

Bulma resisted the urge to hit him and waved to the three dots. As they approached Bulma instantly recognised their faces. She didn't know their names. She'd lived with at least 30 of them. The only Namekin's she remembered were Moori and Dende.

The trio looked confused but smiled and waved as they landed. They all looked warily at Vegeta.

"Miss Briefs." The tallest one said. "To what do we owe the honour of your visit?"

"Well I was hoping to ask Moori a huge favour."

"He's expecting you." Another said.

Bulma smiled and went over to Vegeta. "Well lets get going." She said wrapping her arm around Vegeta's.

"I don't know if he's welcome." One of them spat looking at Vegeta.

"Loki, don't be rude." The tallest snapped. "They're our guests."

"Suit yourself, Mahatama." Loki huffed. "I accept Miss Briefs she has been a host to our people, but that monster has still to redeem from the murder of our kin." The Namek then flew away.

Bulma shook her head. The bad feeling was returning.

"Do not worry." The older Namekin called Mahatama said. "He is rash and youthful. He does not understand the nature of life."

"And what is that?" Vegeta growled quietly.

"That by the very nature of our being, we cannot stop such things from happening." Mahatama said calmly. "If we are to die by a stronger opponent then it shall be."

Vegeta grunted, he sounded like a warrior's words. Most probably, Vegeta assumed, what he did in his youth.

"So, shall we go see Moori." Bulma said nervously. "I got some news to give him first."

"Certainly Miss Briefs." Mahatama said .

"Actually it's Ms Briefs now." Bulma laughed jumping into Vegeta's arms. "Let's just say I have lots to tell you all."

Mahatama nodded noticing the extra appendage Bulma had got as well. He shook his head he would never understand mammals.

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Moori smiled as he saw the guests approaching. He was hoping to hear some news from Earth about Dende's progress as guardian. His young friend was so eager to help Goku. It would be welcome news to hear what had been happening.

As The Saiyan and human joined them. Moori was surprised at the closeness of the pair. He had thought Vegeta to be a cold uncaring warrior. Why he was letting the human woman hug herself so close to him he didn't know. His antenna twitched at the thought of much needed gossip.

"Bulma dear what a pleasant surprise." Moori said as Bulma leapt out of Vegeta's.

"Good to see you again Moori." Bulma said taking his hand and shaking. "This new planet is fantastic. It's just like Namek used to be."

"Yes Porunga made an excellent choice." Moori agreed.

"Speaking of Porunga do you think it's possible I could ask for a wish?"

"Just one?" Moori chuckled. "It would be an honour to let you use our dragonballs."

Bulma sighed some of her nervous tension leaving her. "I guess I should fill you in on everything that has happened."

"Yes, that would be a help." Moori said trying to hide his curiosity. He looked over to the Namekin's that had accompanied his guests. "Where is young Loki?"

"He was not amused by Vegeta being here, father." Mahatama explained. "He took off in a huff."

"Ah, the impetuous Loki." Moori sighed. "He misses his relatives that were destroyed by Vegeta."

Vegeta remained silent, he did feel slightly bad now. He knew what it was like to lose those you loved, but he was not apologising for his past life. He had done what he thought was best at the time. There was no way to undo his past sins. So there was no use in saying sorry.

"Do not worry." Moori reassured Bulma who was looking more upset than Vegeta. "We Namekin's do not hold grudges, Vegeta is welcome here with you."

"Thanks he is my husband." Bulma said.

The green aliens all face faulted. Bulma smiled, she did love getting this reaction from people. It was the best part of being with Vegeta. No-one truly believed it.

"I do believe we have A LOT to catch up on!" Moori said escorting Bulma to his house. Vegeta followed behind, he wasn't the best social person in the world.

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Moori laughed some more at Bulma's retelling of her tail fiasco. They sat around the table while Vegeta leaned against the wall, his arms crossed and he pretended to not be interested. He turned and glared at the elder Namek as he was laughing.

"Oh my, I am sorry Bulma, but it is so funny." He chuckled. "To think you made such a wish about a tail. I bet Shen Long was scratching his head with you're clause."

Vegeta grunted, he didn't like the fact Bulma had explained everything about the tail wish. He had hoped she would skip the mushy stuff.

"So you had Trunks, and he came from the future as well?"

Bulma nodded, "Yup, I bet Goku didn't fill you in about that."

"So Cell was defeated."

"But it cost Goku's life." Bulma said sadly.

"Do you wish to revive him?"

Bulma shook her head. "Goku wanted to move on to the next stage. I bet dying twice does that to someone."

"I understand." Moori said. "Goku has such a need for adventure."

"The next great adventure for him was death." Bulma agreed. "It took me a while to understand that."

"So what is your wish?" Moori asked.

"It's a bit silly." Bulma giggled.

Vegeta rolled his eyes, he didn't think this was a good way to work up to asking for a wish.

"I'd like to wish for Vegeta to get his tail back." Bulma said.

"Is that all?" Moori said.

"Yeah." Bulma said quietly.

"Then it shall be no problem!" Moori said. "I thought you wanted unlimited wealth or never ending beauty."

"I'm always going to be beautiful and wealthy!" Bulma gasped. "I just want my Saiyan husband to be a true saiyan again."

"Whoa, chill Bulma dear!" Moori said. "If we go outside we can get this all over with and we can have a party to celebrate."

"Sure thing!" Bulma said getting up.

As they went outside Bulma saw that the Namekin dragonballs had been gathered while they had sat and chatted.

"I forgot how big they were." Bulma gaped.

"Would you like to do the honours?" Moori asked her. "I know you know how to speak Namekin. The dragon will only rise from our own language."

"Wow, that'll be great." Bulma exclaimed. "Stay close Vegeta, don't do any more of that skulking."

Vegeta didn't answer her but stood beside her.

Bulma waved her hands over the large soccer sized balls. <"Oh mighty dragon by your name I awake you! Arise Puronga!"> She said in a basic Namekin language. She was still slightly rusty but she knew she could ask her basic wish.

The dragonballs glowed and the energy beam blasted into the darkening sky. The mass of energy formed into the large and hulking form of Porunga. Bulma gasped, she was so use to Shen Long. The Namekin dragon was a lot more fierce looking.

"Speak your wish mortal." Poruga grumbled. His loud booming voice echoed over the valley they were in.

"Remember woman." Vegeta hissed. "If my tail comes back it will not reduce my current power level."

"So what should my words be?" Bulma hissed back.

"I thought you being a genius and all you would have figured that out!"

"SPEAK YOUR WISH!" Porunga said louder.

<"Um.. I wish that Vegeta would have his tail back just as he was before except he keeps his current power level."> She stuttered in the alien language.

"Woman..." Vegeta warned thinking the wish should have been thought out first.

"It shall be done." Porunga said his eyes glowing.

"Okay thanks, keep the other two wishes for later." Bulma said cheerfully. Porunga nodded and disappeared back into the balls. The dragonballs then separated and shot out over the planet.

Bulma turned to see Vegeta clutching his head as if he was in pain. "AHHHH!!!" His ki aura flared up, the golden colour showing he was being pushed to the limit of his power. The Namekin's watched in horror as they felt the large power level the Saiyan had. Bulma couldn't feel the ki but she could feel the heat he was emanating.

"Vegeta?!" She screamed, she didn't think it would be this painful. It was as if he was fighting the wish. She saw the small brown tail appearing from his back. It didn't grow it just appeared as if it had been stuck back on.

Finally Vegeta's aura calmed down and he looked up.

"Where the fuck am I?" He snarled.

"Vegeta...?" Bulma said quietly, the terrible feeling was back.

The Saiyan prince stared at her. His eyes were cold and calculating. "Who the fuck are you?"

"Vegeta!" Bulma screamed. "This isn't funny!"

"Stay down Ms. Briefs." A Namekin yelled. Bulma recognised him as Loki, the angry Namek from before. He dashed over beside her and threw her away from Vegeta. "You will not harm the human!" He said.

"Don't be stupid Loki..." But as soon as Bulma had started saying it there was a large burst of ki.

Vegeta had fired a ki blast from his finger and it had exploded in Loki's chest. The shower of blood and things Bulma didn't want to think about sprayed her and the whole audience.

"Now I have your attention." Vegeta snapped his tail swished back and forth. "You pathetic fuckers will tell me where Kakarrot is. I was in a fight with him when I was brought here."

Everyone remained silent. The death of the young Namek Loki was flashing before their eyes. Bulma felt tears staring in the corners of her eyes. This wasn't what she had wished for. The exact words going over in her mind. * Just as he was before..* The wish had been made so suddenly without any prior thought. Now Vegeta had returned to his old persona, before his tail had been cut off by Yajorobi.

"...no..." Bulma whispered, the hurt in her heart threatening to break.

"I repeat, you will tell me what the fuck is happening." Vegeta growled. "Or you will all die a slow and painful death by the Prince of all Saiyans."

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Author's Note: Surprise! Did anyone see that coming?

Chibi Vegeta: "Yeah, death guts blood...kill all those fuckers!!" *Doing little dance with his newly acquired tail.*

Mz D: "The original Vegeta is back, with tail of course."

Chibi Bulma: "You're so evil!"

Mz D: "The lemon isn't coming yet that's for sure." *Evil laugh.*

Chibi Vegeta: "We're gonna kill everyone!"

Chibi Bulma: "But what about the love?"

MZ D: "You're going to have to wait till next chapter to see if their love still exists."

Chibi Bulma: "If Vegeta doesn't love Bulma she'll lose her tail!"

Mz D: "Uh-huh, that is true."

Chibi Bulma: "So Vegeta's evil again."

Mz D: "Well he did kill that Namek without mercy or warning."

Chibi Vegeta: "Kill, kill, kill."

Chibi Bulma: *Looking at Chibi Vegeta.* "You're loving this aren't you?"

Chibi Vegeta: "No more mushiness, the true evil Vegeta is unleashed."

Chibi Bulma: "But there's the Namek dragonballs!"

Mz D: "Will anyone have time to collect them with the evil Vegeta around?"

Chibi Bulma: "The universe is screwed!"

Mz D: "So you're going to have to read the next chapter to find out what will happen between Bulma and Vegeta now."

Chibi Vegeta: "He'll kill her and we'll go rule the universe."

Mz D: "They are still bonded remember!"

Chibi Bulma: "Is that a clue to next chapter?"

Mz D: "Might be, this is still a B/V."

Chibi Bulma: "You truly are evil."

Mz D: "Yes, yes I am. So now you understand why I did last chapter. I had to get the silliness out of my system."

Chibi Vegeta: "You know you HAVE to update now!"

Chibi Bulma: "Yeah, I want this worked out!"

Mz D: *sweat dropping.* "I'll update honest!"