Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Wake me Up Inside ❯ Disclaimer ( Chapter 1 )

Sasuke-chan: Sorry, I just have to write and write and write and write and write so many fics at one time! Hey, at least I finished one! You can't beat me up just yet! **gets hit with a frying pan** Oro-ro-ro-ro… @ - @

Vegeta: And now what are you up to?

Sasuke-chan: Vegeta-sama?

Vegeta: Sasuke-chan?

Sasuke-chan: Ehehee! You called me a "chan"! I feel loved!

Vegeta: So what? Does that relate you to the infamous Jackie Chan in some way? I would like to meet this "Jackie Chan". He's supposed to be a great fighter.

Sasuke-chan: Oro? Jackie Chan is a Kung Fu dude, Vegeta. He's not one of you guys.

Vegeta: I'd still like to fight him.

Sasuke-chan: Yeah, later. Goku? Didn't you want to the disclaimer?

Goku: Yipiee! I love the disclaimer! Here I go! **takes a deep breath** Being gay can make my day, `cause girls will always stump me.

Sasuke-chan and Vegeta: What the-

Sasuke-chan: What the heck are you talking about? Were did you get that?

Goku: From a book.

Vegeta: What kind of dumb-ass would write a book with that in it?

Sasuke-chan: What is the book called, Goku?

Goku: The Book of Gayness.

Sasuke-chan: What? Who wrote it?

Goku: Me!

Sasuke-chan: Ok, we've wasted enough time here. Vegeta, will you do the disclaimer?

n-n''

Vegeta: **heavy sigh** The song, Bring me to Life, belongs to Evanescence, not Sasuke-chan.

Sasuke-chan: **sniff sniff**

Vegeta: Aaaaand… Dragonball Z belongs to Akira Toriyama, not Sasuke-chan.

Sasuke-chan: Wahhhhhh!

Goku: **holds Sasuke-chan close** There there.

Sasuke-chan: Ahhhh! I'm being held by a gay person!

Goku: Awwww. Don't worry! Eating food may boost my mood, but I would never hurt you!

Sasuke-chan: **whimper**

Vegeta: Aw, let's just forget about those two for a while, eh? Here are the lyrics for Bring me to Life:

How can you see into my eyes like open doors

Leading you down into my core

Where I've become so numb without a soul

My spirit sleeping somewhere cold

Until you find it there and lead it back home

Wake me up inside

Wake me up inside

Call my name and save me from the dark

Bid my blood to run before I come undone

Save me from the nothing I've become

Now that I know what I'm without

You can't just leave me

Breathe into me and make me real

Bring me to life

Wake me up inside

Wake me up inside

Call my name and save me from the dark

Bid my blood to run before I come undone

Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life

Frozen inside without your touch, without your love

Darling, only you are the life among the dead

All this time I can't believe I couldn't see

Kept in the dark, but you were there in front of me

I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems

Got to open my eyes to everything

Without a heart, without a voice, without a soul

Don't let me die here, there must be something more

Bring me to Life

Vegeta: Hm… I think I might like this song… It reminds me of… well… me! See you morons later! **poof**

Goku: Reading books may boost my looks, but this book makes me horny!