Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Was It Faith? ❯ Meet The Parents ( Chapter 1 )

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This is the 2nd chapter. In this chapter, Vegeta and Bulma go to Bulma's house and Vegeta gets to meet his future parents-in-law. I don't have much to say right now so as always, enjoy!

Meet The Parents

"Where's the dump you live in suppose to be?!" Vegeta was quite annoyed. He was already ticked off because he had landed on this crazy planet and met a bunch of idiots that wouldn't even call him by his proper name, Prince Vegeta. Now some girl, that didn't even have one hundredth of his power, was bossing him around and trying to pity him like he was completely lost and helpless; not that he wasn't lost, but he would NEVER admit to that!

"For one, Veggie boy, I don't live in any dump! Two, it should be a mile from here that way," Bulma pointed North-West to the location of Capsule Corps.

"Don't call me that, unless, of course, you would like me to 'accidentally' drop you!" Vegeta threatened her. Bulma gulped and shut up, not wanting to die.

"So…" she said, trying to change the subject, "Who is Frieza?" "He is known as the ruler of the universe, something I was suppose to be!"

"Why would you want to rule the universe?" Bulma gave him that 'You need a new hobby' type tone. "Because I do, it's in my blood. Stop being so nosey, girl!"

"Ugh! Fine, I was just trying to make conversation! And stop calling me girl, I have a name you know!" "Well, I don't like conversing! And I know you have a name, but I don't think you want me to call you it!" Vegeta spat. "Stop being so rude! I'm letting you stay at my house, the least you could do is be nice!" "A Prince sucks up to no one, especially weak humans!"

"It's not sucking up, you idiot! It's showing your gratitude! Now, Can I ask you a question?" Bulma asked nicely. "What is it?" Vegeta muttered. "Where's your father, right now?" "Dead," he stated. Bulma was taken back. 'How can he say that so smoothly, as if it's nothing?!' she thought to herself. "What about your mother?" "Dead. All of the saiyans are dead except for Kakkarot and I. Frieza destroyed our home planet."

"Aww! That's so sad!" "Why?" "You don't have any family left," "You're so weak! Is that the place up ahead?" Bulma looked up to see the huge Capsule Corps. building in front of her. "Yep, that's the place! Just land in front of the big white compound in the middle of the other buildings," "You need a building that huge for three people to live in it, girl?" Vegeta asked, quite amused. "Be quiet and land!"

Vegeta landed in front of the porch. He let go of her and said, "You're home, now I'm leaving," Vegeta was about to fly off when Bulma stopped him. "Wait! I thought you were going to stay with us," Bulma really didn't want him to leave. Maybe because she thought he needed a friend, maybe because he really had no where to go, maybe because she thought he was cute! Maybe all those reasons, but he wasn't going to leave with out a fight!

"I told you I don't need your pity, girl!" Vegeta said angrily. "I already told you I'm not pitying you, I'm just trying to help you out! Now, you're going to live here whether you like it or not!" Bulma dragged him up the steps to the front door. Bulma reached in her pocket for her key. 'Why are you letting this….IDIOT tell you what to do?!? So what if she's kind of cute…! What am I thinking?! A Saiyan Prince liking some…weakling!?'

Bulma put the key in the key hole and unlocked the door. "I'm home!" she announced, opening the door. Mrs. Briefs came from inside the kitchen, "Oh, hi sweetheart!" Bulma's mother pranced over to them. "Oh my! Who is this handsome young man with you?" Bunny patted him on the head. Vegeta scowled at her. "My, someone has a temper," Bunny giggled. "His name is Vegeta, he comes from another planet, Vegeta-sei. He's the Prince of the salmons or whatever," Vegeta sneered at her, "Saiyans!"

"Anyway…can Vegeta live with us for a while, his home planet's been destroyed so he has no where to go. Please?" Bulma smiled. "Oh, of course this sweet little angel can stay with us!" Bunny bent over and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Vegeta wiped it off with his hand and glared at her. "Are you hungry, Vegeta?" Vegeta was about to make a smart comment until he heard the word 'food'. "Sure," "Ok then, you go show Vegeta his room while I fix you two something to eat," Bunny went back into the kitchen.

"Tell me that's not your mother, she's stupid!" Vegeta's face cringed. "My mom is not stupid! Naïve, yes, but not stupid! Let's go," Bulma started up the steps. As she walked up the steps, she ran into her father. "Oh, hi dad," "Hello, Bulma. Who's your friend," Dr. Briefs asked. "Oh, he's Vegeta. He's going to stay with us for a while because he doesn't have a place to stay' I'm going to show him his room right now,"

"Okay, nice to meet you Vegeta," Dr. Briefs nodded his head at him. 'I'm going to be in a meeting tonight so don't wait up for me," "Ok, dad, bye," Vegeta watched him go down the steps. 'Hmmm….he's pretty sexy, come to think of it. I wonder if he thinks I'm cute too…' *WAIT!! Ok, that last thought wasn't what he actually thought, I just wanted to make sure you were paying attention! Here's his real thought!*

'What is with these humans?! Welcoming me in as if they've known me my whole life!' "Vegeta? Hello!" Bulma waved a hand in front of his face. Vegeta snapped out of his trance at the sound of her voice. "Come on, Beta," she lead him to a room half way down the hall. "Here ya go, this is your new room!" Bulma opened the door…to a empty room! Nothing was in it! "Shouldn't there, at least, be a bed in here?" Vegeta raised an eyebrow.

"I know, I know, this is one of our extra rooms so we'll have to get you some furniture for it after we eat," she said. "And some new clothes too, not that what your wearing is bad, it's just that you can't go walking around wearing the same thing everyday," he was wearing a brown tank muscle shirt and some black pants.

"I refuse to shop! Only females do that!" "Oh shut up and come on!" Bulma dragged him back down the stairs and into the kitchen. "Hi dear, he are your sandwiches; enjoy Veggie!" Bunny sat the plates in front of the chairs where Bulma and Vegeta were about to sit at. "Don't call me that!" "Why not, I think it's a cute name for a cute boy," "Ugh!" Vegeta slumped into the chair. "Mom, can me and Vegeta go shopping after we eat?" Bulma asked.

"Oh, I don't know, dear. Your just little kids, you might get hurt or kidnapped or something," "But mom, Vegeta's real strong, he'll just beat them up! He can fly too!" "Oh, is that so?! Well, of course you can go then! I'll see you two later, bye Veggie!" Bunny skipped out of the kitchen. "Like I said, the woman's crazy!" Vegeta bit into one of his sandwiches. "Ugh! Be quiet!" 'He's not too bad…' they ate the rest of their meal.

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Well, that's the 2nd chapter. In the next chapter, Vegeta and Bulma go shopping. I wanted to inform you all about my site that I'm making. If you have any humor, fanfictions, fanart, or pics that you would like me to put on the site, please contact me at VeggieTrunks@hotmail.com OR veggietrunks@veggie-trunks.net. At last resort, email me at clover@veggie-trunks.net.

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