Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Was It Faith? ❯ Prince Vegeta Goes Shopping ( Chapter 2 )

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This is the 3rd chapter. I haven't much to say. Remember to tell me if you want your fic or fan art or something on my new site I'm building. In this chapter, Bulma and Vegeta go shopping for some furniture and clothes. As always, enjoy!

Prince Vegeta Goes Shopping

'I can't believe I, the Prince of Saiyans, is being forced to go shopping by some stupid girl from the weakest race I have EVER encountered in my LIFE!' Vegeta's mind grumbled as he watched Bulma. She was making sure that it had gas and stuff. "Ok, everything looks good. Let's go," she put her helmet on and jumped on the motorcycle. She tossed a helmet to Vegeta and said, "Come on, Veggie, let's get a move on!" Vegeta walked to the motorcycle while inspecting the helmet. "What is this thing?" he asked.

"It's a helmet, it protects your head just in case you get in an accident or something while riding the motorcycle or a bike or whatever. Now get on!" "Fine!" Vegeta put the helmet on his head and slumped onto the seat of the bike behind her. She turned around to look at a frowning Vegeta. "Awe, cheer up! Have a little fun!" Bulma started up the motorcycle. "Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!" she yelled as she flew off. "Hey, slow down! Are you crazy or something, girl?!" Vegeta held on for his dear life as Bulma drove faster and faster. "What, is little Veggie scared?" Bulma taunted.

"Who are you calling scared?! Stop the bike and let me drive!" Bulma pressed on the brake. "Fine, drive, but if I end up in a hospital, you're the one I'm suing!" Bulma and Vegeta switched seats on the bike. "Ok, that's the gas and that's the brake. Okay, I'm ready." As soon as Vegeta got through checking where everything was, he drove off.

"Whoa!" Bulma almost fell off but wrapped her arms around Vegeta's waist just in time. "I know I'm sexy, girl, but I'm driving here," Vegeta smirked. "For one, I'm not holding you because you're sexy, I'm just holding on for dear life! Two, 'trying to drive' are the right words!"

"Hey, I'm driving better than you did!" Vegeta dodged cars from right to left. "No you're not! Stop at the red light, baka!" Vegeta came to a pit stop. "Now, where are we going, girl?" "We're going to the mall. It's 5 blocks ahead, 3 blocks to the right, and two to the left," she gave him the directions.

"How are we suppose to get this stuff back to Capsule Corps. Exactly?" he asked in a smart-alleck tone. "Well, baka, we're going to capsulate the stuff!" the light turned green and Vegeta hit the gas hard. "Why do I have to go?!" he asked, quite annoyed by her yelling.

"Unless you want me to come back with pink furniture, you're going! I don't know what you like!" Bulma hit him in the head. "Hey!!" Vegeta yelled. "You deserved it!" Vegeta took a right. "I'm going to kill you when we get there!" Vegeta threatened. "You wouldn't!" "Oh wouldn't I?!"

"Just shut up!" Bulma turned on the little radio that was built into the motocycle. The song 'Californication' came on sung by Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication

"Ohhh! I love this song!" Bulma started tapping her foot to the beat. Vegeta rolled his eyes, "Dumb humans!"

It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood

Sells Californication

Bulma sang along with the song. "Would you shut up, girl?!" "Be quiet, saiyan!" Bulma retorted.

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war your waging

"This song makes no sense at all! And what the heck is Californication?!" Vegeta asked. "the word is made up, dud! It comes from the word California and the word vacation; California is a state in the United States and you know what vacation is," Bulma explained.

First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard

" I still think this song makes no sense!" "Shut up and listen!"

It's Californication

Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderon's not far away
It's Californication

"This song is one of the best songs ever made!" Bulma sighed. "Oh please, spare me!" Vegeta turned left. "Must you be so rude?!" "Must you be so ugly?!" Vegeta shot back

Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population everybody's been there and
I don't mean on vacation

First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

"So what are we buying, just furniture?" Vegeta asked. "Yeah, and some clothes for you unless a spot some cute clothes OR cute boys, of course!" Bulma smirked(!).

Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving

First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

"Is this the place?" Vegeta pulled into a huge parking lot to a HUGE building. "Yep, that's the mall! Park in front of the door," Vegeta parked on the side walk in front of the main door. He pulled the helmet off and sat it on the bike's handle and jumped off.

Bulma did the same. "Ok, stand back, Veggie," Bulma pressed the encapsulate button on the motorcycle. In a matter of seconds, it dropped to the ground as a capsule. "Alright," Bulma picked the capsule up and threw it in her pocket, "Let's go!" She walked to the door. Vegeta followed.

Vegeta's eyes widened the second he came through the door. The place was really big, five stories. It had a big ice skating ring in the middle of the first floor. When you first walk through the door, there's a big fountain about 25 feet away from the door. To the left was a game room. To the right were a few eating places. "You humans can't get enough of shopping, can you?" Vegeta begin to walk, looking around like a tourist as he went. "Hey, wait!" Bulma caught up with him.

"Hi young lady, you're Bulma Briefs, aren't you?" the furniture man held out his hand for her to shake. "Yep, I'm Bulma!" Bulma firmly shook his hand. "Well, nice to meet you. Now, what would you like? A bed, dresser, couch perhaps?"

"Well, I'm looking for things for him," Bulma cocked her head Vegeta's way. "Well, I see. Does he have anything special in mind?" "Well, whatever he has can't be loud, he's a quiet person, very personal. He also likes to be very comfortable," "Okay, hmm…" the man inspected Vegeta.

Vegeta sneered at him. "My, has an attitude too. I think I have just what you're looking for," the man walked over to a twin bed. It was more than enough room for Vegeta to sleep on. "I think white sheets and black covers would suit him and this bed just fine. The sales person walked over to the sheets and covers section of the store and picked out some black covers and white sheets that fit the bed perfectly.

"Here you go sir, these okay?" he waited for a response from Vegeta. Vegeta took the cover and sheets from him. He examined them. "Well, I guess," he hmpfed. "He likes them," Bulma whispered to the salesman. He smiled. "Anything else, ma'am?" "No, I'll pay now," "Okay, this way please," he walked to the register.

After Bulma paid and encapsulated the bed and they said their goodbye's, Bulma and Vegeta were walking to the second floor to find some dressers. "Well, you didn't blow anybody up so you did good, Vegeta, but you could be a little nicer," she patted him on the back. "I don't have to do anything!" they walked into the second floor's furniture store.

"Well, hello, may I help you two kids?" "Yeah, I'm Bulma Briefs and I'm looking for some dressers and a TV for my friend here," "I'm no friend of yours," Vegeta muttered but not loud enough for the salesman to hear.

"Well, Bulma Briefs, is it? Nice to meet you, come this way," the man lead them over to the dressers. "Now what kind of dresser you need? One with a mirror, one without, any specific color?" "Um, one with a mirror. Could you show us some regular colored, fine finished furniture?"

"Sure," the man walked up to a nicely sized dresser drawer with a mirror. It was beautifully polished. "What do you think, Vegeta?" Bulma asked. Vegeta sat there for a moment, then shrugged. "We'll take it! Now, do you have two more dressers to go with that?"

"You're in luck, we have some on sale right now right here," the man pointed to the two twin drawers that matched with the big one they just picked out. "Great! Now a TV and stand," "Right this way madame,"

"See how more respectful people are when you show a little courtesy and respect, Vegeta?" Bulma said while walking behind the man, though only loud enough for Vegeta to hear. "I really don't care," Vegeta was very tired of her at this point.

"Now, is the room big, small, middle-sized?" the man asked. "It's bigger than middle-sized but not big big," she responded. "Well, I guess this "25" inch TV would work just fine then. It's black, color, comes with a DVD and a VCR and a stand which, ironically, matches the furniture you just bought and is on sale for $565.99 plus tax. Since this is a big deal, you get two movies on DVD and VCR for free when you buy this, any choice you like. Just go to the people next door and show them the ticket I give you."

"Well, Vegeta, should we get it," "Sure," Vegeta said, bored. "Okay, we'll take 'em!" Bulma paid and encapsulated the stuff and said goodbye and walked out, whatever! They head next door. There, they got 'The Matrix' and 'Bless The Child' on DVD, then got 'The Mummy' and 'The Mummy returns on VCR. Bulma would have gotten more but she didn't want to waste all of their time.

"Okay, I didn't plan on doing this but I know you might get bored sitting in that room all day long with nothing to do, SO were going to go buy you a play station and get you some games on there, I know EXACTLY what you'll like," they walked in a toy store.

"Ok, here's a black play station," she picked it up and handed it to Vegeta. "Now, some of the best games they ever made for play station are the Final Fantasy games! We're going to get 7, 8, and 9, and-" "What about the rest, 1-6?" Vegeta asked.

"They're not on play station. Now I know you like all that fighting crap, so that why I got those. I'm also getting, hmm…" she looked around. "Oh! We'll get Twisted Metal 4 and…all the Spyros, I want to play that, and…" she picked up Rayman, "Hmmm…I guess I'll play that too. Okay, let's go," she walked in front as Vegeta carried a big stack of things behind her.

"A Prince is NOT to be some slave for some weak female, you know!" Vegeta grumbled. "Oh hush!" they walked up to the register. "Might I help you get those things on the counter, young man?" the woman took the things from Vegeta's grasp and sat them on the counter. "Ohh, he's pretty cute, what's your name?"

Vegeta glared at her but spoke, "Vegeta," "Well, Vegeta, since your so cute, I'll let you get something for your little girlfriend here for free," she pinched him on the cheek. He slapped her hand away, "That's not my girlfriend, or a friend at that!" "Sure, now go on and pick her something out, be nice," "Fine!" Vegeta grabbed the first thing he saw, which happened to be a cute little blue teddy bear with a velvet coat. "Awe, it's so cute! Thank you, Veggie!" Bulma hugged it tight. Vegeta rolled his eyes.

"My, aren't you quite the romantic. That'll be 347.98 but since your so cute, I'll just make it 300 even," "Here you go," Bulma paid her. "Okay, bye. Bye cutie pie," the woman waved. Vegeta hmpfed and walked out the door.

"Hey! Wait up!" Bulma grabbed the capsule and ran after him. "Okay, we need to go pick you some clothes out. They went to the clothes store on the last floor. They were there for at least an hour while Vegeta tried on thing after thing. Finally, after he had a fairly sized amount of clothes, they went to the girl's section.

There, Bulma tried on everything in that section! After she had bought up the whole girl's section, they went to the cash register and paid and crap. "Well, were ready to go," Bulma was about to walk down the steps when Vegeta said "Wait, give me the motorcycle capsule," an evil smirk danced across his lips.

Uh oh! What's Veggie up to?! Well, you'll have to read the next chapter to find out! Hope ya'll are having a Merry Christmas! Peace out!