Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Was It Faith? ❯ Are You Crazy?!? ( Chapter 3 )

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Hi, this is the, yep, you guessed it, 4th chapter! I don't have much to say. My stupid computer acted like it didn't want to read my disk with all my stories on it so I've been trying to do something about that. It's working now but it was screwing up. My disk works on my bro's computer just fine so I knew it just had to be my comp. Anywayz, in this chapter, let's just say Vegeta is a little naughty (wink!). As always, enjoy!

Are You Crazy?!?

"What do you want my bike for?" Bulma asked, pulling it from her pocket. "Shhhhh! Come over here!" Vegeta grabbed Bulma's hand and lead her into the long hallway leading to the bathrooms. "W-why are we going over here?!" Bulma became a little frightened by Vegeta's actions. "I said shut up!" Vegeta pushed her on the wall and looked around. Bulma really started panicking now.

"What are you doing!?" she yelled as Vegeta reached out for her. "Shut up!" Vegeta snatched the capsule from her. Before she could blink twice, Vegeta had already opened the capsule, put the helmet on, and gotten onto the bike. "Here," Vegeta tossed the other helmet at Bulma, which she caught. "Are you crazy?! We can't do this, you can't ride a bike around in a mall!" "Well, we're in luck then, it's not a bike, it's a motorcycle," Vegeta smirked.

Bulma gave him a glare. "Besides, you're the one who said I should learn to have some fun. Now come on," "……….ok……….but we better not go to jail!" Bulma hopped on the bike, helmet on. "Ready?" Vegeta started up the engine. "Yeah…." "Let's go!" Vegeta hit the gas and the cycle flew off. The song 'Rollin', by Limp Bizkit, just happened to come on at the same time.

"Whoooooooo!!!!" Vegeta was doing circle around the 5th floor. "Hey, watch the people!" Bulma yelled. People were dodging Vegeta from left to right. Vegeta hopped onto the banister of the steps and rode down it to the 4th floor. There, 5 policemen at the doughnut shop spotted the two. "Hey, get 'em boys!" one policeman yelled. All the policemen took a last bite out of their doughnut, then ran after Vegeta and Bulma.

"Vegeta, the cops are after us!" Bulma looked back at the policeman waving their sticks. "So?" Vegeta shrugged. "Ugh! You idiot, we're going to get caught!" Bulma hit him. "Watch it girl!" Vegeta rode down to the third floor, where two fat cops saw him fly around the corner. "Hey! Stop you juvenile delinquent!" One of the cops yelled. "Make me, fatty!" Vegeta yelled back. "You're gonna pay for that, shorty!" the cops were heaving and breathing all hard.

"If you can even catch up with your fat a-" "Vegeta! Don't cuss!" Vegeta rolled his eyes and headed for the main doors of the first floor. "They're getting away!" Another policeman yelled. "Close the doors!" a policeman pressed a button by the stairway and the doors closed automatically. "We're busted! How are we going to get out?!" Bulma screeched. "You'll see!" Vegeta turned a sharp left and up the long, flat, emergency walkway that went through every floor and stopped at the fifth.

You could only get there if there was an emergency and you pressed the emergency button, which let out a ring that could be heard throughout the whole mall. The doors on the first and fifth floors were getting repaired so you could just walk in, or ride in Vegeta's case. He got to the last floor and stopped. There were about 10 policeman waiting for him to come. "What do we do now?" Bulma said, in a barely audible tone. "I suggest you get a good grip on me," Vegeta said.

"Why?" Bulma asked, frightened while she held onto Vegeta's waist tight. "Because of this," Vegeta put the peddle to the meddle. Cops were lunging at him but couldn't get a good grip on the bike. Bulma looked a head to see where Vegeta was going. She saw a huge window. "Vegeta, you wouldn't!" "You see any other way out of here?" Vegeta was getting closer and closer.

"Hold on tight!" Vegeta yelled as he rode straight through the window, glass flying everywhere. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"" Bulma screamed, shutting her eyes. The bike began to flip through the air as if he was doing some trick. "Were going to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bulma screamed again. The bike landed on it's two wheels and Vegeta sped off through the parking lot and into the woods right by the mall. He went so fast that no one really saw where he went.

After a second, Vegeta stopped the bike and finally said "You can open your eyes now, girl," he parked and hopped off. Bulma slowly opened her eyes to see Vegeta smirking at her.

""Thank Kami, we're alive!" Bulma sighed in relief. Then, she gave Vegeta the scariest glare she could come up with. "YOU IDIOT!!!!! ARE YOU CRAZY OR SOMETHING?!?!? THAT WAS DANGEROUS!!!! WE COULD HAVE DIED!!!!!!!!!WHAT IF THEY FIND US?!?!?!? WE'LL BE SITTING IN JAIL!!!!!! WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR THAT MILLION DOLLAR WINDOW?!?!?!??!? NOT YOU, I BET!!!!!!!! DO YOU NOT HAVE A BRAIN!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bulma screamed her head off.

"You have to admit it was fun though," Vegeta sat down on a rock. "YOU-...yeah…it was kind of fun, I guess," Vegeta gave her a 'you guess? Hmpf' stare. Bulma gave a big grin.

"OK!! It was the most fun I've ever had in my life!!!! I mean, dodging the cops and riding down banisters and, the big finale, riding out the window!!! It was great!!!" Bulma plopped down by him. "I'll assume you don't go on too many adventures, do you?" "…No. I mean I went to go find these things called dragon balls but…well, everything got screwed up. Nothing interesting happened since they were all together. Some idiot named Pilaf had found them all right before I started looking for him."

"He almost got his wish but Goku had turned ape on us because of the full moon so we had to wish for the moon to go away that night before he crushed us all!" "Dragon balls? And who's us?" Vegeta raised an eyebrow.

"Well, for one, when I said we, I meant me, Yamcha, Oolong and Puar, these people I met on the way to Pilaf's castle. Dragon Balls are the magic balls that, if you get all seven together, you can make any wish you want that doesn't exceed the Dragon's power. The dragon is the thing that comes from the balls to grant your wish or whatever,"

Bulma giggled at Vegeta's reaction. "I'm hungry," Vegeta looked around for an animal. "What are you looking-" before Bulma could finish, Vegeta had ran off after something he saw. A few minutes later, he came back, dragging a dead deer. "OH MY KAMI!!!!!!! THAT IS SO SICK!!!!!" Bulma looked on in horror. "Well, what else am I suppose to eat?" Vegeta started peeling off the fur.

"Ewwwwwwwww!!!! Go over there and do that!!!!!!!" Bulma looked away. "Ugh, humans!" Vegeta chopped the head off and threw it far off. Bulma nearly fainted when she turned back around to see a dead, furless, decapitated deer lying on the ground. Vegeta was in the process of tearing off the legs. "Ugh!" Bulma felt a little sick. She suddenly put her hand over her mouth and ran behind the bushes. Vegeta heard some noises that indicated she was throwing up.

"You're so weak," Vegeta laughed. Bulma came from behind the bushes, holding her stomach. "Here, girl," Vegeta fired a ki ball at the deer parts, cooking them so they didn't look as sickening. "You happy?" "Well, I feel a little better about looking at it," Bulma sat back down on the rock. Vegeta bit into a juicy deer leg. "Want some?" Vegeta reached the deer leg out to Bulma.

"No thanks?" she shoved it away. "What? You scared?" Vegeta taunted. "Fine!" Bulma walked over and sat by him, hesitantly taking a leg. She slowly put it up to her mouth and gave a small bite. She chewed…and chewed…and chewed. "Hmmm!" she took another bite. "This is good!" "What is this animal called?" Vegeta threw his meatless leg far off into the woods and picked up another.

"It's a deer. A lot of us humans don't eat them, that's why I freaked out," "Really? I was wondering why you were acting like a fool. Then again, you always do," Vegeta kept eating his leg as if he didn't insult her.

"Shut up!" Bulma playfully hit him in the back of the head. Vegeta laughed. "You know, you're not that bad, Vegeta," Bulma blushed when she realized what she said. Vegeta blushed at her comment. They both turned away. There was a moment of silence. Then, they heard a vehicle coming they're way.

It was….it was……

Whoa! Don't fall off that cliff people! I'll help ya'll back up when I get my next chapter out. Again, I'm SORRY this chapter took so long! Next chapter, you find out who it is! Peace out!