Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ You know you're obsessed with Vegeta when: ❯ 1 to 50 ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Bulmasan666 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.30.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 783 | Visits: 728 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.30.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 783 | Visits: 728 | Status: Completed
In no particular order...But all happened to me.
) You suddenly love spandex
) Your homepage is vegetalovers.com
) You own Vegeta hentai.
) When you type "Vegeta" in a word document it doesn't show it as a mistake anymore
) You took over your best friend's computer and used up an entire ink cartiridge printing vegeta pics
) You stole over 7 Vegeta toys from your best friend's little brother
) You have a Vegeta shrine in your closet
) When the school allows you to wear your costume on Halloween you dress up as a saiyan and prance through the halls yelling, "I'm a saiyan! Humans suck!"
) When kids pulled your fake tail you hissed and act paralyzed
) You name your teddy bear Vegeta, you name your lamp Vegeta, you name that blanket over there Vegeta.....
) You try to convince your best friend to name her cat Vegeta since your parents gave your fatass cats away
) Girls at school compare hot guys and you whip out a fanart of shirtless Vegeta laughing, "Vegeta rules over all your puny men! AHAHA!"
) For the past 2 years you wished on your birthday that he would be real.
) You wait up all night hopeing he'll fly through your window.
) You try to arouse your best friend's cat by rubbing his tail to see if he's like Vegeta. ^^;
) She now hides her cat, afraid you'll rape it.
) You saw your first shooting star and wished for Vegeta
) You chase everyone away with your obsession
) You'd rather have your obsession than friends
) You're in 7th grade buy still wear boy Vegeta shirts to school
) You don't care if people see your folders, decorated with Vegeta and Bulma fanart and "Vegeta vegeta vegeta...."
) People think you're insane
) You ARE insane
) You stab people with pencils for mocking Vegeta
) You saw a Gohan toy 'watching' you in the bathroom so you boiled it in a pot and burned it till it melted to the pot. After burning the rug you realize that it wasn't Gohan, it was GOGETA! *hits self with hammer*
) You get sent to the principal for "causing harm" to Vegeta haters
) You get all your friends to at some point like DBZ characters
) When your bus got stuck everyone yelled "We're all gunna die! I'm closterphobic! X_X" You scream to your Vegeta pictures, "SAVE ME VEGETA!"
) When the bus begins to move again you claim it to be because of your praying to Vegeta and now "You puny ningens must warship him"
) You stole a fuzzy red piece of fur from a store because it felt like Vegeta's tail
) You think tails are sexy
) You treat your teddy bear as if it were Vegeta
) You almost murdered your demented friend when she bit the bear's foot
) Whenever you see pink, you giggle and think of Vegeta in a pink thong...What...It was a fanart...?
) You claim to be Bulma
) You actually are Bulma
) You punish yourself like Dolby from Harry Potter when you miss DBZ (Hitting yourself with brooms, hitting your head on cement, bashing your head with lamps)
) Your parents want to "drag you by your neck to a counciler"
) You laugh when your mom calls you demented
) You laugh when your dad calls you demented
) You have an 'imaginary' friend named Vegeta who's not so imaginary
) You randomly tell people, "I have an imaginary husband who's not imaginary!" Referring to Vegeta.
) You wrote, "Prince Vegeta owns you! Obey!" On an entire pack worth of tissues and scatter them outside the window
) Your best friend had a cold and needed those tissues.
) When she wipes her nose on you, you put up with it, praying someone finds those tissues
) Your internet boyfriend's sn was Vegeta, and he was willing to dye his hair black and wear a pink badman shirt.
) You dream about making out with Vegeta, despite the fact that you're prued.
) You often dream of doing more than making out with Vegeta... ^-^;;;
) You got into a fight with a fellow Vegeta Lover at recess last year
) You spent the entire recess chasing her, shouting, "HE'S MINE! BITCH!"
) You suddenly love spandex
) Your homepage is vegetalovers.com
) You own Vegeta hentai.
) When you type "Vegeta" in a word document it doesn't show it as a mistake anymore
) You took over your best friend's computer and used up an entire ink cartiridge printing vegeta pics
) You stole over 7 Vegeta toys from your best friend's little brother
) You have a Vegeta shrine in your closet
) When the school allows you to wear your costume on Halloween you dress up as a saiyan and prance through the halls yelling, "I'm a saiyan! Humans suck!"
) When kids pulled your fake tail you hissed and act paralyzed
) You name your teddy bear Vegeta, you name your lamp Vegeta, you name that blanket over there Vegeta.....
) You try to convince your best friend to name her cat Vegeta since your parents gave your fatass cats away
) Girls at school compare hot guys and you whip out a fanart of shirtless Vegeta laughing, "Vegeta rules over all your puny men! AHAHA!"
) For the past 2 years you wished on your birthday that he would be real.
) You wait up all night hopeing he'll fly through your window.
) You try to arouse your best friend's cat by rubbing his tail to see if he's like Vegeta. ^^;
) She now hides her cat, afraid you'll rape it.
) You saw your first shooting star and wished for Vegeta
) You chase everyone away with your obsession
) You'd rather have your obsession than friends
) You're in 7th grade buy still wear boy Vegeta shirts to school
) You don't care if people see your folders, decorated with Vegeta and Bulma fanart and "Vegeta vegeta vegeta...."
) People think you're insane
) You ARE insane
) You stab people with pencils for mocking Vegeta
) You saw a Gohan toy 'watching' you in the bathroom so you boiled it in a pot and burned it till it melted to the pot. After burning the rug you realize that it wasn't Gohan, it was GOGETA! *hits self with hammer*
) You get sent to the principal for "causing harm" to Vegeta haters
) You get all your friends to at some point like DBZ characters
) When your bus got stuck everyone yelled "We're all gunna die! I'm closterphobic! X_X" You scream to your Vegeta pictures, "SAVE ME VEGETA!"
) When the bus begins to move again you claim it to be because of your praying to Vegeta and now "You puny ningens must warship him"
) You stole a fuzzy red piece of fur from a store because it felt like Vegeta's tail
) You think tails are sexy
) You treat your teddy bear as if it were Vegeta
) You almost murdered your demented friend when she bit the bear's foot
) Whenever you see pink, you giggle and think of Vegeta in a pink thong...What...It was a fanart...?
) You claim to be Bulma
) You actually are Bulma
) You punish yourself like Dolby from Harry Potter when you miss DBZ (Hitting yourself with brooms, hitting your head on cement, bashing your head with lamps)
) Your parents want to "drag you by your neck to a counciler"
) You laugh when your mom calls you demented
) You laugh when your dad calls you demented
) You have an 'imaginary' friend named Vegeta who's not so imaginary
) You randomly tell people, "I have an imaginary husband who's not imaginary!" Referring to Vegeta.
) You wrote, "Prince Vegeta owns you! Obey!" On an entire pack worth of tissues and scatter them outside the window
) Your best friend had a cold and needed those tissues.
) When she wipes her nose on you, you put up with it, praying someone finds those tissues
) Your internet boyfriend's sn was Vegeta, and he was willing to dye his hair black and wear a pink badman shirt.
) You dream about making out with Vegeta, despite the fact that you're prued.
) You often dream of doing more than making out with Vegeta... ^-^;;;
) You got into a fight with a fellow Vegeta Lover at recess last year
) You spent the entire recess chasing her, shouting, "HE'S MINE! BITCH!"