Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ You sure YOUR! a gaurdian ❯ BOB! ( Chapter 1 )

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Bob looked at Vegeta and sighed end of the line all he had to do now was restore this goon's body. He looked at the pouting say-jin prince he'd only known the guy a couple of hours and he already thought he was a jackass.

"Well" Vegeta asked annoyed.

"Well what" Bob asked in a similar tone.

"Restore my body you moron"! Vegeta snapped

"Where's the P word" Bob asked as if he were talking to a five year old.

"Ha mock me moron now I want my body back now"! Vegeta yelled

Bob glared at Vegeta and snapped his fingers Vegeta smirked triumptly bob handed him a mirror and sniggered as Vegeta's face turned to shock. Vegeta growled at the innocent look bob.

"BOB! Why do I have a woman's hair cut" Vegeta Yelled surprising the urge to hit bob.

"I thought it be a laugh" Bob replied innocently enough.

Vegeta just growled. "Change it back NOW!" Vegeta hollowed

"See you didn't say please and that is what got you in to this mess" Bob said trying not to laugh.

"Fine Please will you change my hair back" Vegeta Grumbled.

"Say pretty please"

"URG.....PRETTY PLEASE"

"Pretty please with sugar on top with a dollop of ice cream chocolate sprinkles and a cherry on top"

"BOB"! Vegeta yelled

Bob nodded and changed his hair back. Bob took to were Vegeta was to be `dropped off' Bob checked his list his eyes bulged out of his sockets.

"WOW you got Bulma Briefs" Bob said in shock. Vegeta nodded. "What did you do to get her blow up planets and kill innocent people" Bob looked at Vegeta who simply nodded again. "You still don't deserve to get that chick drop dead gorgeous but you watch her mouth" Vegeta just looked at bob.

He was starting to get a little bit nervous about this briefs girl if he could scare A GOD! And a body restorer something was defiantly wrong!

"Well here you go good look buddy and word to the wise don't piss that chick off" Bob said is final words then pushed Vegeta out. Giving Vegeta an army solute and a final good luck. And Vegeta was off to `help' this Bulma Briefs who ever she was.

A/N

Heikgan: Finally I had wrighters block and just as I got over that I got the flu just my luck sorry it took so long my one reviewer.

Vegeta: *fingers those how didn't review" YOU BASTERDS I WENT THROUGH Torture and you don't even review.

Heikgan: I never seen him this pissed before you better review or he might do some thing disastrous like blow up the world * pouts and in whiny voice* and that's my job.

Bra: Daddy calm down it's okay.

Heikgan: B-Chan * Hugs B* where you been what been doing who are you doing?

Bra: Shouldn't you end the chapter.... H-Chan can I help you end it.

Heikgan: Sure B-Chan take it away!

Bra: You'd better review or I'll let this maniac Heikgan and my daddy near a machine to destroy the planet with a `dummy's guide to blowing up earth' and I'll tickle Goku so he can't save you all so REVIEW.

Heikgan: Wow really if they don't review I can blow the earth oh yeah THANK YOU moonsaiyanprincess for reviewing please any idea's comment's or review please pledge to day.

Bra: two hundred bunnies were killed while Heikgan was waffling.

Goku: Nnooooooo

Heikgan/Vegeta: YESSSSS

Bra: I'm sorry Goku I got bored.

Goku: it's OK I guess

Heikgan: group Hug * Bra forces Vegeta to join in* K till next time

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