Duel Masters Fan Fiction / Zatch Bell Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Trip to another Dimention in the Time Machine of Doom ❯ The "Time Machine" Reappears! ( Chapter 5 )

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SuperPandaGirl says: I can’t concentrate! Get the flamethrower!!
I am not insane. I can have a doctor verify that. Trust me. Even if I did pay him off. Oops! My cover’s been blown! Time to join the circus!! No, I have better things to do than become a carnie. Like...become an unknown banker! Yeah, that’s a good one!

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Disclaimer: (singing) I, don’t own a thing, don’t make me cry, I just can’t sing!!!
Panda: Got that right.
Disclaimer: Fine, if you don’t like my singing, you can do this yourself!
Panda: Finally! I. Don’t. Own. Anything. End. Of. Story.

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Panda: I am always up for a little action! So, ACTION!
Kiyo: What? What’s going on?
Panda: It’s time for the making of my TV show! It’s called “Ways to Waste Your Time”!
Kiyo: Sounds about right.
Panda: Let’s see, first up is Suzi.........and.........uh...........Usopp. That’s right, Usopp! Come on down!
Usopp: (crying) This is the happiest day of my life!
Panda: Uh......yeah. My assistant is......Momiji!
Momiji: Hallo! Yay! Yay! I want some Caaaaannnndyyyyyyyy!
Zatch: Oooooh! Candy!
Panda: So! Lights, camera, action!
Folgore: It’s-a me! I want to be in the TV show!
Panda: Uh....so long, folks! That’s the end of our show! I’m outta here!
Folgore: But you just-a started!
Kiyo: TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!

In Panda’s House

Panda: That was close!
Suzy: Hello, fruit lovers!
Panda: Hello, Suzy! What’s today’s fruit?
Suzy: Papaya!
Kiyo: .............
Shobu: I like papayas!
Panda: Here! Take them all, you ugly little monster!
Shobu: Gee, thanks! I....wait, I can’t swallow all of these...my moufs fuw! top ih! Ahahfhgklsdkglkgjlsk.....
Panda: Is he breathing?
Kiyo: I think so.
Panda: Darn it.
Usopp: Did someone order a pizza?
Panda: Ewww! I’m not going to eat it now! I have no appetite! Get away from me, you freak!
Usopp: Usopp Rubberband!
Brother: Usopp Rubberband!
Usopp: (choking on rubberband)
Panda: Nice one! You sounded just like him! Now dispose of this pizza!
Zatch: Ooh, ooh, is it yellowtail?
Panda: Uh......sure?
Zatch: YAY!!! RRAAAAGHGHGHGGGHHHHHH! ZATCH WANT FOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Kiyo: AAAAHHHHHHH! THE CARNAGE!
Panda: Zatch....I think you’re mentally scarring Kiyo. Ooh.......and me.
Zatch: WANT FOOD! ZATCH WANT FOOD!!!!
Panda: Quick! Into the Time Machine That Isn’t Really A Time Machine But A Cool Machine That Takes Us Places!
Kiyo: The what?
Panda: I said the Time Ma......just get in!

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Panda: The year is 2005. The place is...
Kiyo: Don’t even try to tell them. You don’t know.
Panda: Aha! But I DO know this!
Kiyo: ....what’s that?
Panda: I have no idea where we are!
Kenshin: Ah! What a suprise!
Zatch: Yeah!
Ponygon: Meru meru mei!
Naomi: Hey, Zatsch. Whatsh up?
Zatch: Hey Nao....wait a....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (runs off)
Naomi: Come back here! (runs after Zatch) (screaming and banging noises followed by a huge explosion)
Panda:.......ah.......well.......
Kiyo: That was....
Suzy: FRUIT!
Lori: What? Where? I don’t see any fruit.
Suzy: The only reason I’m being nice is because that nice Panda gave me a banana.
Panda: I AM a person, you know.
Kiyo: You’re no person, your a MONSTER!
Panda: ARE YOU SAYING I’M UGLY?!?!?!
Riku: Hey, there, are you harassing this pretty lady?
Panda: Buzz off, loser.
Riku: What? I was just...
Panda: I said...hey, wait...you’re that super-buff guy from Kingdom Hearts.
Riku: Aha! I knew you were cool!
Panda: ...just for the record, I hate buff people.
Riku: I just can’t win, can I?
Kiyo: NOBODY CAN WIN! NOBODY, HEAR ME? IF YOU WANT TO SPARE YOURSELF, YOU WILL RUN FAR, FAR, FAR AWAY FROM THIS MANIC!!
Riku: What’s his problem?
Panda: I am his problem.
Kairi: Riku, are you harassing people again? I thought I put you on a leash.
Panda: Ooh! That’s a good idea! High-five!
Kairi: Yeah, I do that all the time.
Sora: (sitting on a train track) Can I get up now?
Kairi: (checks watch) Oh, uh, 15 more minutes.
Panda: You’re kind of mean.
Kiyo: What, and you’re not?
Panda: Ahahahaha! Of course not, silly! I am the kindest and most wonderful person on Earth! GOT THAT?!?
Kenshin: Excuse me, but you have a test in Geometry today.
Panda: Like my new personal calander? He wasn’t any good at laundry...or cooking...so I made him a calendar.
Kiyo: Uh, yeah, let’s go.
Panda: Goodbye, adoring fans!
Riku: Hey, can I have your autograph!
Panda: Oh, I don’t really like to give it out to buff losers, but...you’re still pretty cool.
Riku: Yeah!
Panda: For a loser.
Riku: Awwwww....

Back at Home

Panda: That was close! Folgore almost had us there! But we escaped through my ingeniuos machine!
Kiyo: It’s insane. Just like you are.
Panda: Whatever! Just be sure to come back next time to see what amazing things are in store. DO IT OR ELSE.
Oikawa: You know, I really don’t think you should be threatening them.
Panda: Who asked you?
Oikawa: As your lawyer, I suggest that...
Panda: I SAID, WHO ASKED YOU, PRETTY BOY?
Kiyo: Who’s he?
Panda: My new lawyer! I’m too cheap to buy a real one.
Kiyo: She threatened you, didn’t she?
Oikawa: I...yeah.
Panda: Well, kids, that’s the way the world works!
Kiyo: Maybe in your twisted mind!!