Duel Masters Fan Fiction / Zatch Bell Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Trip to another Dimention in the Time Machine of Doom ❯ The Meeting ( Chapter 6 )

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Hey! I need you to review! So if you read, review! Also, in this chapter, we have a few more additions, maybe one, to my people posse. Or my posse of borrowed people...whatever. And...I realize that this story is called Trip to Another Dimension in the Time Machine of Doom, but...it really has nothing to do with a time machine...very much, anyway. Okay, review review review! And gimme some ideas! DO IT!!! Ahem, enjoy your reading! And don’t bite your nails, it’s a bad habit.

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Panda: Hello, and welcome to the next chapter of this weird story! I have another member...besides Oikawa...
Oikawa: (in chains) Hi. I’m...
Panda: They don’t care who you are. And it will be that much easier to hide the body. Muahahahahaha... (holds flashlight under face)
Kenshin: That was scary.
Panda: I know! I do my own stunts.
Kiyo: That wasn’t a stunt.
Panda: Introducing....
Zatch: (drumroll)
Sora: Hi!
Panda: NOT YET!!! I HAVEN’T GOTTEN TO THAT PART! (pushes Sora down)
Sora: My neck! MY NECK!!
Panda: Introducing...the kid who hangs out with GOOFY...
Sora: Hey! It’s not my fault!
Panda: Don’t you people understand? It CAN’T be my fault, so it must be yours. Anyway...well, whatever. It’s just Sora.
Sora: JUST? What do you mean, just? I’m...
Panda: Yeah, yeah, we know, your the kid who hangs out with Goofy.
Sora: I...yeah...(starts crying) I am.
Panda: Glad you admitted your problem. Admitting is the first step to recovery.
Sora: Yes! I want to recover! I WANT MY LIFE BACK!!!
Panda: There, there. Quit crying, you baby.
Kiyo: Finally! Someone she picks on more than me!
Panda: Not likely, Kiyo. Poor, poor Kiyo. He is a broken person.
Kiyo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Panda: So...it’s time for the meeting!
Kiyo: If you say so.
Panda: I do! I do! Come, my brother!
Brother: What is it? I was working on...
Panda: Never mind what you were working on! It’s time for The Meeting!
Brother: (gasps) Oh! Swell! Nifty!

In The Basement

Brother: Wait a...you don’t have a basement...
Panda: Shut up! Now, it’s Kiyo’s turn to go first.
Kiyo: (walks up to a podium) Hi. I’m Kiyo Takamine.
All: Hi, Kiyo.
Kiyo: I have a problem.
All: What, Kiyo?
Kiyo: (points) HER! SHE IS MY PROBLEM!!!!
Panda: Aww, that’s so sweet!
Kiyo: It’s not...
Panda: And you’re done! (pulls lever)
Kiyo: (falls through trap-door)
Panda: All right! Next!
Oikawa: (walks up to the podium) Hi. I’m Hiromi Oikawa.
All: Hi, HIRO.
Oikawa: DON’T CALL ME THAT!!!
Panda: I think it’s obvious what the problem is. Next!
Hiro: (Hey! wait a minute! It’s Oikawa!)
I mean Oikawa: (falls through trap-door)
Panda: Next!
Sora: Hi. I’m Sora.
All: Hi, Sora.
Sora: I have a problem.
All: What, Sora?
Sora: I...I ADMIT IT! I HANG OUT WITH GOOFY!!!
Panda: Oh my GOODNESS! HEAVENS TO BETSY!
Justin: Ahhhhh! NOOOOOOO! (covers ears and then explodes)
Panda: Sora, you don’t get the trap-door. A psychiatrist is outside to help you. Next!
Kenshin: Hi. I’m Kenshin.
All: Hi, Kenshin.
Kenshin: I have a...beep beep beep! Lord Ruler Panda, your cookies are done!
Panda: Ah, I see no problem with you. Go take them out of the oven. Next!
Shobu: Hi. I’m Shobu, the greatest...
Panda: State your problem, you loser.
Shobu: Everyone hates me.
Panda: Go on.
Shobu: I’m a loser.
Panda: Uh-huh.
Shobu: I lost my friends...
Panda: Yes...continue.
Shobu: My dog...
Panda: Oh yeah, that one was funny. Keep going.
Shobu: My house has been re-poed...even my stupid deck of cards has been re-poed!
Panda: Yes.
Shobu: Even my grandpa hates me.
Panda: Well, I see no problem with you. Next.
(silence)
Panda: What, no one wants to go? Fine, fine, I have to go eat my cookies anyway. See you next time, loyal fans!

Outside

Sora: I’m here for therapy.
???: Of course! I’m here to help! A-hyuck!
Sora: Wait a minute...that laugh...t-that LAUGH! IT CAN’T BE!!!!!!
Goofy: What’s the matter, Sora! You look like you’ve seen a ghost! A-hyuck!
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!