El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ Call Me Irresponsible ( Chapter 11 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
TITLE: Call Me Irresponsible
BLURB: And don't call me Shirley.
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: June 2002
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/

This takes place some time after the end of the first OVA series.

I've often seen Ifurita referred to as "Iffy" in discussions on Internet mailing lists. I wondered how she feels about that...

El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.

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Shayla encountered Ifurita in the Shinonome Diner, sitting off by herself, looking even more angst-ridden than usual.

Shayla sighed. Ah well, she thought, let's try to be friendly.

She sat beside Ifurita, put one arm around her, and grinned. "Hiya, Iffy. How's it goin'?"

Ifurita put one arm around Shayla in turn. But then, Shayla felt Ifurita's hand around her throat, and Ifurita slowly responded to Shayla's greeting in a menacing voice.

"Do not... call me... 'Iffy'."

Shayla nodded frantically, trying not to panic. If she doesn't let me breathe soon, Shayla thought, she'll have to call me an ambulance.

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