El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ The Lemon Law ( Chapter 22 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: MrWhat 
Anime/Manga: El Hazard Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 01.16.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 338 | Visits: 333 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: El Hazard Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 01.16.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 338 | Visits: 333 | Status: Completed
TITLE: The Lemon Law
BLURB: Time to see if the FanFiction.net staff has a sense of humor.
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor; 200 words ("double drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: September 2002
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/
This takes place some time after the end of the first OVA series.
It also follows the "Broadband" double-drabble.
El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.
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Fatora and Alielle had come to Makoto and Ifurita's rooms, to try out the new trans-dimensional wireless Internet connection.
"So... this is... fan fiction?" Alielle asked.
"Yup," Makoto answered. "Fan fiction dot net. It's probably the biggest collection of fan fiction on the Internet."
Fatora smiled slyly. "So... where's the... good stuff?"
Makoto looked at her blankly. "Eh?"
Fatora sighed. "You know... the adult content? The... yuri stories?"
Makoto sighed. "They don't allow NC-17 stories here anymore."
Fatora pulled a face. "Well, what good *is* that site, then?"
"I'd rather they permitted MSTs and lists again, myself," Makoto said. "Some of those were great... But I just don't see the attraction of NC-17 stories. They're all so..."
Ifurita looked at him with one eyebrow raised. "Then why did you read so many NC-17 stories when you first found this site?"
Makoto gulped. "Uh... It was... strictly for academic purposes. But they're all so unrealistic. I mean, there aren't any women in the real world that are that, uh... promiscuous. Or that... aggressive. I certainly don't know any women... like..."
Fatora and Alielle both looked at him with one eyebrow raised.
Makoto hung his head. "I'm going to shut up now."
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BLURB: Time to see if the FanFiction.net staff has a sense of humor.
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor; 200 words ("double drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: September 2002
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/
This takes place some time after the end of the first OVA series.
It also follows the "Broadband" double-drabble.
El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.
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Fatora and Alielle had come to Makoto and Ifurita's rooms, to try out the new trans-dimensional wireless Internet connection.
"So... this is... fan fiction?" Alielle asked.
"Yup," Makoto answered. "Fan fiction dot net. It's probably the biggest collection of fan fiction on the Internet."
Fatora smiled slyly. "So... where's the... good stuff?"
Makoto looked at her blankly. "Eh?"
Fatora sighed. "You know... the adult content? The... yuri stories?"
Makoto sighed. "They don't allow NC-17 stories here anymore."
Fatora pulled a face. "Well, what good *is* that site, then?"
"I'd rather they permitted MSTs and lists again, myself," Makoto said. "Some of those were great... But I just don't see the attraction of NC-17 stories. They're all so..."
Ifurita looked at him with one eyebrow raised. "Then why did you read so many NC-17 stories when you first found this site?"
Makoto gulped. "Uh... It was... strictly for academic purposes. But they're all so unrealistic. I mean, there aren't any women in the real world that are that, uh... promiscuous. Or that... aggressive. I certainly don't know any women... like..."
Fatora and Alielle both looked at him with one eyebrow raised.
Makoto hung his head. "I'm going to shut up now."
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