El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels ( Chapter 23 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

TITLE: My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels
BLURB: Something was lost in the translation.
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor/parody; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: September 2002
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/

Just an excuse to quote "Monty Python's Flying Circus." What if Jinnai's ability didn't work quite right?...

This is an outtake from episode 1 of the first OVA series.

El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.

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The ridiculously dressed woman stood up from her throne, as Jinnai was brought before her.

She eyed Jinnai with disdain, and then she spoke. "I am Deva! I am queen, ruler of the omnipotent Bugrom empire!"

Jinnai smiled confidently, cleared his throat, and introduced himself. Or so he thought.

"I will not buy this record! It is scratched!"

Deva raised one eyebrow, then scowled. "This is no record store, little man. This is the Bugrom hive!"

Jinnai looked at Deva in confusion. But then he smiled and spoke again.

"Ah! I will not buy this Bugrom hive! *It* is scratched."

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