El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ Vote For Fatora! ( Chapter 30 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
TITLE: Vote For Fatora!
BLURB: ... or *else*!
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: 5 November 2002 (Election Day in USA)
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/

This was inspired by a silly topic on the "El Hazard Fan Club" mailing list.

El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.

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ALIELLE: Vote for Fatora-sama... to ensure full disclosure of the activities of fire priestesses!

FATORA: (holds up a warrant for a strip-search) And we mean-- *full* disclosure!

SHAYLA: (gulps)

ALIELLE: And... to ensure strict compliance with all regulations for Earth-born restaurateurs!

FATORA: (holds up a pair of handcuffs) And we mean-- *strict* compliance!

NANAMI: (gulps)

ALIELLE: Our election oversight committee will ensure fair voting for all citizens!

FATORA: We got yer hanging chads right here, pal!

ALIELLE: (holds up her open hand, then clenches and twists it)

MAKOTO: (gulps)

FATORA: Vote for me... or *else*!

ALIELLE: Vote early, vote often!

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