El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ Oh No, Not Again ( Chapter 69 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
TITLE: Oh No, Not Again
BLURB: Don't you just hate it when a franchise repeats itself?
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA / Ah! My Goddess
TYPE: Humor; cross-over; 200 words ("double drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: June 2003
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/

El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.
Oh My Goddess! (c) Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer LDC.

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Makoto and Ifurita carefully climbed down into a crevasse that had opened beneath the royal palace of Floristica, following a small earthquake.

They came into an ancient ruins, with a paved floor and walls, alien symbols carved into the walls, and a small closed chamber set into the far wall.

"Look at this place," Makoto said. "It looks just like--"

The chamber suddenly opened. A pale woman in tattered clothing emerged, staggered forwards, and fell into Makoto's arms.

"Oh... Makoto..." she said. "At last... we meet..."

Ifurita crossed her arms and scowled at Makoto. "You got some 'splainin' to do, mister."

"But..." Makoto protested. "But... I didn't... that is, maybe I *will*, but... I wouldn't... I won't..."

Then he hung his head and sighed. "Aw, *man*..."

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Keiichi sat back from his television with a sigh, and spoke out loud to himself. "I had looked forwards to this third El-Hazard OVA for years. But they're just telling the same story all over again. Don't you just hate it when a franchise repeats itself?"

Belldandy and Peorth were sitting beside him. They glanced at each other, and then they both looked at Keiichi with one eyebrow raised.

Keiichi gulped. "Never mind."

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