El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ Temple Chat ( Chapter 73 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
TITLE: Temple Chat
BLURB: Well, isn't that *special*?
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor/parody; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: July 2003
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/
Just an excuse to quote a Dana Carvey "Saturday Night Live" skit.
This takes place shortly after the end of the first OVA series.
El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.
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Afura had invited Makoto and Ifurita to the Muldoon temple, as a priestess, for some marriage counseling.
Afura folded her hands. "Why don't you two tell me *all* about your relationship?"
Makoto smiled as he squeezed Ifurita's hand. "What can I say? She's my soul-mate."
Afura smirked a sideways smirk. "Well, isn’t that *special*?"
Makoto frowned. "I don't think I care for your tone, Afura."
"I only want what's best for you, Makoto," said Afura. "We're talking about a *demon god*, after all. Why, you might as well have a relationship with... Oh, I don't know... Could it be... SATAN!?"
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BLURB: Well, isn't that *special*?
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor/parody; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: July 2003
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/
Just an excuse to quote a Dana Carvey "Saturday Night Live" skit.
This takes place shortly after the end of the first OVA series.
El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.
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Afura had invited Makoto and Ifurita to the Muldoon temple, as a priestess, for some marriage counseling.
Afura folded her hands. "Why don't you two tell me *all* about your relationship?"
Makoto smiled as he squeezed Ifurita's hand. "What can I say? She's my soul-mate."
Afura smirked a sideways smirk. "Well, isn’t that *special*?"
Makoto frowned. "I don't think I care for your tone, Afura."
"I only want what's best for you, Makoto," said Afura. "We're talking about a *demon god*, after all. Why, you might as well have a relationship with... Oh, I don't know... Could it be... SATAN!?"
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