El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ Unsubscribed ( Chapter 74 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
TITLE: Unsubscribed
BLURB: They have a magazine for *everyone*, don't they?
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: July 2003
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/

They really do have a magazine for everyone.

This takes place some time after the end of the first OVA series.

El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.

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Makoto and Ifurita re-appeared in the Floristica palace, after a brief visit to Japan. Nanami, Fujisawa, Fatora and Alielle waited for them.

"Did you get our magazines?" Nanami asked.

"Yup," Makoto said. "That's my 'Ancient Technology Journal'... and Ifurita's 'Eternal Angst Digest'..."

He handed some magazines to the others. "Nanami's 'Box Lunch Entrepeneur'... Fujisawa's 'Mountaineer's Sake Aficionado'... Oh, and Fatora's 'Cunning Plans For Royal Lesbian Perverts'."

As Fatora and Alielle eagerly read their magazine, Nanami sighed. "They have a magazine for *everyone*, don't they?"

Fatora grinned malevolently. "This month's feature article is 'How To Seduce Restaurateurs, In Twenty-Seven Easy Steps'."

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