El Hazard Fan Fiction ❯ MrWhat's "El-Hazard" drabbles ❯ Mirror Mirror ( Chapter 81 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
TITLE: Mirror Mirror
BLURB: Fatora *is* Teh Hawt.
BASED ON: El-Hazard OVA
TYPE: Humor; 100 words ("drabble")
AUTHOR: Eric Adcock <adcockea@echoalpha.com>
DATE: May 2004
ARCHIVE: http://echoalpha.com/fanfic/

El-Hazard (c) AIC / Pioneer LDC / Geneon.

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Fatora stood in front of a cabinet mirror within one of her many bathrooms. "Mirror, mirror, on the wall," she asked, "who's the fairest of them all?"

The mirror replied, in a strangely familiar voice. "'Tis Milady Fatora. Her beauty has no equal."

Fatora grinned at her reflection. "Yeah... I *am* Teh Hawt."

As Fatora admired herself, the cabinet spoke again. "Um, Lady Fatora? Could you please let me out now? My legs are cramping, and I think I'm running out of air..."

Fatora sighed. "In a *minute*, Alielle! I'm still admiring myself."

"Oh," Alielle said, a bit weakly. "'Kay."

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