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Crossover Sleepover

Chapter 5: The Bedroom War

Marik: (screaming bloody murder as Horse used her ice powers and physical strength to beat the crap out of him) Okay, Okay, I'm leaving! Just don't hurt me anymore! (whimper)

Horse: (stabs Marik in the back with her staff and rips it out) AND STAY OUT!

Marik: (limping)

K9: (on the intercom) Okay people! It's getting late right?

Everone: Right!

K9: So… Go sleep!

Robin: Where!?

SR23: GO FIGHT FOR YOUR ROOMS, DAMNIT! By the by, Ryou, you must report to my lovely room!

Ryou: T_T

K9: NOW GO… SLEEP! Yeah…

And so the authoresses left the intercoms and the Bdroom War began…

Serenity: (walking and thinking: Now where is Tenchi-chan?)

Jou: (Sees Mai and sweeps her off her feet and runs in a room somewhere)

Serenity: O_O Yup, defiantly Jou has been looking at too much porn…(writes: Not to self: Tell Mom that Jou has been ordering porn videos and downloading off the Internet)

(in the control room)

SR23: (looking at the video screen) Yup, most of these couples are gonna walk home pregnant when this is over…

K9: (fuming)

Firey: (she and the other K9 and Co members were there the whole time) Now now K9…

K9: (growls)

Firey: o_0 (inches away)

SR23: (shakes her head sadly) Honestly...Didn't I put pills in the medicine cabinet?

K9: That was your medicine cabinet

SR23: Oh... right ^^;; (pulls out the pills and kisses the bottle) This stuff does miracles...

(in the hallway)

Yami: IT'S MINE!

Marik: No, MINE!

Bakura: Your both wrong, IT'S MINE!

The three were pushing and shoving eachother in front of the master bedroom, trying to decide who got the room.

Tenchi: (thinking: Now's where's Serenity?) (gets shoved by Robin and crashes into the 3 yamis and they all fell in the same room) HUH?!

(door locks)

Yami: Great…

Marik: (punding on the door) LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: MIND CRUSH!

Nothing happened.

Bakura: IT ONLY WORKS ON PEOPLE IDIOT!

Yami: (evil grin)

Bakura and Marik: (gulp and bang on the door) SAVE US!

Yami: MIND CRUSH!

Bakura and Marik fell to the floor again.

Yami: (grins) (looks around the room) Oh look, beer! (starts drinking)

(A/N: K9: I wonder how THAT got there… SR23: Eh heh… ^^;;)

Tenchi: (bangs on the door) GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I'M EXPECTED TO MEET AND SCREW A REALLY HOT GIRL!!!!

Yami: (stares at Tenchi)

Tenchi: Don't hurt me...

Yami: (shrugs and goes back to drinking)

SR23: (looks at the screen) YAY!! We're gonna get a gay guy if Yami keeps this up!

K9: (twitching)

(in Yugi's room)

Yugi: (jumping on his bed)

Amber: (busts into his room) LEAVE NOW MISTER!

Yugi: Why?

Amber: YOU HAVE VIOLATED RULE 234152135 NEVER CHOOSE A ROOM BEFORE CHOOSING TIME!

Yugi: but…

Amber: GO GO GO GO!!!

Yugi: (runs out of the room)

Amber: YOU MUST NOW SLEEP ON THE PULL OUT BE IN THE DEN!

Yugi: But-

Amber: GO GO GO GO!

Yugi: (runs to the den)

SR23: (still looking at the screen) Drill Sergent...

Amber: (suddenly behind SR23) thank you!

SR23: Where'd you come from?!

Amber: From Yugi's old room, duh!

SR23: 7.7

(In the main hall's closet)

Kaiba: (slowly waking up) Where am I? And how did I get in here? (remembers SR23 knocking him out) Grr… (busts down the closet) Ow… (rubs his temple)

Serenity: Kaiba?

Kaiba: Ow…Yeah?

Serenity: (touches his temple) You're bleeding.

Kaiba: Huh? (touches his temple and sees the blood) Great…

Serenity: Here, let's find a room so I can fix that.

Kaiba: (blush) Umm…okay. (thinking: YES!)

(in another hallway)

Ryoko: (flying around sleepily) Tenchiiiiiiiii…

Washu: (suddenly right behind her) WE CAN FIND HIM WITH MY LATEST INVENTION!

Ryoko: GAH!

Washu: (gets nout a large tracking device) THE TRACKER 9000!

Ryoko: 7.7

Washu: I put a tracking device on Tenchi's forehead so we'd be able to keep track of him… so… (machine beeps) (points toward a door) HE'S THERE!

Ryoko: TENCHI!!! (busts down the door and sees Tenchi and the 2 other Yamis hiding in a corner as they witnessed a very drunk pharaoh that is about to put on a male stripper suit) O_O

Yami: (babbling) WHEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tenchi and the 2 yamis: GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryoko: Only Tenchi! (flies in and grabs Tenchi and runs out of the room and the door is locked again)

Bakura and Marik: (screaming like 2 Japanese school girls)

Bakura: (sees Yami lunging for more beer) HIDE THE BEER!

Marik: (hides beer)

Bakura: Um… seeya! (locks himself in the bathroom)

Marik: DARN IT!

(The Entertainment room)

Robin: (running and thinking: Now where the hell's Star?!)

Starfire: Robin?

Robin: (stops running) Hey, Star, I was looking for you! ^^;;;

Starfire: Yes! I have been looking for you as well! May I ask a question?

Robin: (suddenly nervous) Uh…Sure, ask away!

Starfire: May you sleep with me and perform a reproductive act?

Robin: O_O Uh…sure…as soon as we find a room…

Starfire: GLORIOUS!

(in the control room)

K9: GAH! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!! (storms out)

SR23: (shrugs and goes back to happilly watching the tv screens) (sighs) Any idea why the K9 and Co mansion always has sex everytime they do a sleepover?

Firey: Because your always there.

SR23: ^^;; There's that, I guess I'm just a black sheep!

(at the Master Bedroom door)

K9: (knocks)

Yami: WEEEEEEEEEE!

K9: … (shoves door open and sees Yami pinning Marik to the floor) I did not need to see that… (closes door) (oves to the next bed n' bath room) (knocks)

Jou: DONUT!

Mai: (shouts) He's sleep talking.

K9: (sweatdrops)

(In the K9 and Co restaurant)

BB and Raven: (started making out and they both are laying on a table)

Firey: Umm...Right....

Horse: Aww ^-^

K9: (barges in) OKAY, OUT!

BB: Why!?

K9: GO SOMEWHERE WHERE PEOPLE CAN'T SEE YOU!

BB: (drags Raven to one of the smaller rooms)

K9: Stupid… trying to ruin my beautiful resteraunt…

SR23: (at the screen) HA! OWNED!

(in Sasami's room)

(knock knock)

Sasami: Come in!

(By the by, Sasami's in a bed n't bathroom that's got a bunk bed and a regular bed)

Serenity: (walks in with Kaiba in tow) Sasami, could we stay here? There aren't any other rooms.

Sasami: Of course!

Serenity: (tugs Kaiba in) Come on Kaiba…

Kaiba: (thinking: But… I wanted a room with Serenity only! This little brats ruining it all!)

Serenity: (sees Kaiba's half sad face and lunges a pillow at him)

Kaiba: MMF!

Sasami: PILLOW FIGHT! (whaclks Kaiba with a pillow)

And so, the most normal room of the house's pillow fight ensues…

(In Ryoko, Tenchi, and Washu's room)

Washu: Ahh…Now I can experiment on Tenchi in peace.

Tenchi: GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hides behind Ryoko*

Ryoko: YOU WILL NOT DO ANYTHING TO MAH TENCHI-CHAN!!!

Washu: Don't make me turn you into a frog again!

Ryoko: 7.7

Tenchi: HELP ME!!!!!! I WANT SERENITY!!!!!!!

Ryoko: WHAT?! (starts tearing)

Washu: Oooooooooo… you like Serenity?

Tenchi: (just now realizing what he said) Uh… no!

Washu: (snicker)

Tenchi: (cries)

Ryoko: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME TENCHI-CHAN!?

Tenchi: RYOKO! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK?!

Ryoko: (suddenly stops crying) It isn't?

Tenchi: No it isn't!

Ryoko: So you do love me!?

Tenchi: I didn't say that…

Ryoko: (cries even more)

Tenchi: Oh lord… (wraps his arms around Ryoko's waist and plants a long passionate kiss) (thinking: That might keep her quiet.)

Ryoko: (faints from happiness)

(in control room)

K9: (big cheesy grin) Nar har har!

Horse and Panda: Awwwww!

Firey: YAY!

K9: Finally, Tenchi and Ryoko-san are together!

SR23: What about Serenity?

K9: It makes it all the more fun when we force marry them and Ryoko gets mad!

(In the den)

Malik: (thinking: Ragh! All the rooms are taken! Ow…Damn, who knew a pathetic girl like Horse could fight so well?)

(Control room)

SR23: (to Horse) OWNED!!! A pathetic soul!

Horse: HEY! (whacks)

SR23: @_@ Ehh…you can beat him up later…

(now, back to Malik)

Malik: (walking and trips) OW!

Yugi: (waking up) Huh? Malik?

Malik: Yugi?

Yugi: You couldn't get a room?

Malik: Yeah, my yami left me behind.

Yugi: That sucks, I got thrown out by Amber because I chose a room before choosing time -_- If you're looking for someplace to sleep, you can always sleep with me, there's plenty of room!

Malik: O_O Uhh…that's okay! I'll get a sleeping bag! (runs)

Yugi: (thinking: Damn, my perfect chance to get laid, gone….oh well, at least I can rape him while he's sleeping…)

Malik: (with a sleeping bag) I'm back! (sets it up, snuggles in, and went to sleep)

(in control room)

K9: God, he ACTUALLY went back to the den? I would have ran to the entertainment room and locked the doors!

(with the Yamis)

(in the bathroom)

Bakura: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut…

(Okay… He's singing the fifty nifty states song…)

(in the bedroom)

Yami: HEE HEE HEE!

Marik: (Has managed to keep all clothes on) (has made it to the bedroom door) BAKURA! LET ME IN!

PLOP!

Marik: (looks behind him and finds Yami fast asleep) Finally, he got his hangover! NOW I'M SAVED!

Bakura: (opens door) Is it safe?

Marik: Yes…

Both: (go chibi sized) YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (start jumping up and down and run around all happy like)

Yami: Meh…meh…meh… *snore*

Marik: Meep! *clutches Bakura's hand without knowing*

Bakura: Great, I'm gonna have a hard time sleeping…

Marik: His snore scares me…he sounds like a grizzly bear! (cries like a little girl)

An hour later…

Yami: (wakes up)

MArik and Bakura: EEP! (clutch each other out of fear)

Yami: (sees Marik and Bakura) Are we still locked n the same room?

Marik and Bakura: (nod heads slowly)

Yami: MIND CRUSH!

Marik and Bakura: (fall down)

Yami: Heh…

(In the control room)

SR23: Well, I'm gonna see if Ryou's in my room yet, nighty night people! (walks out with a hentish grin)

K9: …She scares me…

Firey: (nod)

Everyone: (nod)

(In SR23's room)

Ryou: (looking around) WOW! That is one huge room! (starts looking through the closets, drawers, etc.)

SR23: (walking in) Ahh! (gasp) RYOU!

Ryou: (holding SR's panties) Um…I could explain….

SR23: (makes out with Ryou and locks the door)

Ryou: O_O (thinking: Damn, how can that girl move her tongue like that?! (gag) Shoot, her tongue's touching my tonsils!)

(in the control room)

K9: Ryou's gonna barf soon…

Firey: Yup…

(in the normal room)

Sasami: (whacks KAiba)

Kaiba: (whacks SAsami)

Serenity and SAsami: (whack Kaiba)

(pillow fights are FUN!)

(In SR23's room)

SR23: (takes a breath and pants slightly) You enjoying this? (sees Ryou barfing) 7.7 I guess not…

(in the control room)

Firey: HA!

K9: See? I'm smart!

(with the Yamis)

Bakura and Marik: (wake up and find Yami fast asleep on the bed)

Bakura: Time for me to steal that Millenium puzzle!

Maril: NO ITS MINE!

And they poushed and shoved eachother on their way to Yami. They reached to grab the puzzle…

Yami: (eyes shoot open)

Bakura and Marik: (freeze) o_0

Yami: MIND CRUSH!

Bakura and Marik: x_X

Yami: Heh heh… if only Ishizu were here to see this…

(thats all folks! Tune in to see our special surprise to ya next chapter!)