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Crossover Sleepover

Chapter 6: Force Marriages

Marlik: (snores)

Yugi: (still awake and climbs out of the bed and to Marik's side) (hentish grin)

(A/N: SR23: Imagine the rest, perverts)

Malik: (waking up) Damn, what a nightmare, I dreamt that Yugi was touching my ass and pulled down my pants- HOLY SHIT!!!! (gets his pants and runs to the Entertainment Room) Damn, who knew Yugi was gay….(gets in a fetal position)

K9: (on intercom) WAKE UP SLAVES AND LACKIES!

Everyone: GAH!!!!!!!!! (fall out of their beds)

(in Jou in Mai's room)

Mai: (on the floor) Jou, get up!

Jou: (still fast asleep) Hey elephant… that was my cookie…

K9: GUES WHAT TIME IT IS!

Kaiba: ITS 1 AM!

K9: (actually heard him) EXACTLY! IT'S TIME TO FORCE YA'LL INTO VARIOUS MAIRRAGES SO YOU'LL GET MAD AND WE CAN LAUGH AT YOU!

Everyone: (groan)

K9: HUT TWO THREE FOUR! I TOLD YOU TA BRING FANCY CLOTHES FOR A REASON!

Yami: No you didn't.

K9: Shut up.

(on the 8th floor Wedding Chapel)

Yugi: (looks around) You actually have one of these?

K9: Yup.

Ryou: Isn't that… I don't know… against the law?

Panda: Nope.

SR23: EVERYBODY LISTEN UP!

Everybody: (looks at SR23)

SR23: We are here today to force you into various marriages.

Panda: Some of these marriages will make you happy…

K9: And the rest ya'll will want to kill us for.

SR23: So live with it.

Panda: AND IM IN CHARGE! THAT'S WHY I'M HERE! HI!

Everybody: Hi.

Panda: First up, JOU AND MAI! YAY!

K9 and SR23: YAY!

Jou and Mai: o_0

SR23: (pushes Mai) Get in here…you too, K9.

Amber: (to Jou) OKAY YOU LAZY BUM! GET YOUR BUTT IN THE NEXT ROOM!!

Jou: (yawning) But I was dreaming about mah ice-

Amber: GO GO GO GO!!

Jou: (runs in the closet, followed by Amber)

(In a closet)

Mai: IT'S TOO SMALL!

SR23: You mean the dress?

Mai: NO! THE CLOSET!

SR23, K9, and Mai were all crammed inside one room.

K9: NONSENSE! THIS IS PLENTY OF ROOM! (grabs a remote and opens a new door that has much more space) See?

Mai: …

SR23: Okay!

Phaung: (suddenly appears) THE DRESS MUST BE RED!

K9, SR23, Mai: NO!

Phaung: But it's China's good luck color!

K9: Ya know she has a point…

SR23: (pulls out a cup of coffee) Fine, just put on the dress! We don't have all night and I'm gonna get hyper soon!

K9: (zaps red wedding dress on Mai)

Amber: (opens door) LET'S GO GO GO GO!

K9: You can stop that ya know… you're not Coach…

AmbeR: I know but it's too much fun!

(back in the wedding chapel)

Jou: (tugging at his tuxedo) This is annoyin…

K9: (pushing Mai in) OKAY ALL SET PANDA!

Panda: OKAY!

SR23: (crying) They grow up so fast….

K9: ….

Panda: (pulls out a bible and opens it)

Jou and Mai: (suddenly nervous)

Panda: Okay! We have gathered here today, to force wed Jou and Mai!

(SR23: (still tearing) (to K9) Got a tissue? K9: (hands tissue))

Panda: They promise to love, honor, and obey each other! But mostly Jou will have to obey Mai.

Jou: HEY!

Panda: Exchange rings!

Jou and Mai: We don't have rings.

Panda: Oh yeah, you had yours all along!

Jou: (looks at his hand) GAH!

Mai: (thinking: Damn, they're good)

Panda: Do you, Jou, will take Mai, as your lawful wedded wife?

Jou: Um…I do?

Panda: ^-^ And will you, Mai, will take Jou, as your lawful wedded husband?

Mai: (shrugs) I do.

Panda: I NOW ANNOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE!!! (to Jou) YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!!!

Jou: Wait-

SR23: (puts a gun in the back of his head) Do it or I'll blast your head off. We don't want anyone screaming in pain now do we?

Jou: MEEP! (kisses Mai)

Everyone: YAY!

K9: WE SHALL PICK YOUR HONEYMOON LOCATION OUT OF THE HONEYMOON HAT OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! SR23! THE HAT PLEASE!

SR23: (hands hat)

K9: (picks out a piece of paper) YOU GET TO GO TO THE K9 AND CO LUXURY SUITE ON JAMAICA MON!

Jo: Ya'll have a luxury suite there?

K9: ………I like Jamaica okay!?

Panda: Next is!.... Robin and… Starfire!

Robin: (suddenly falls backwards with wide eyes)

Starfire: (blinks)

K9: (zaps a red dress on Starfire)

Phaung: NO IT MUST BE PURPLE!

K9: But you said-

Phaung: PURPLE!

K9: 7.7 (zaps purple dress on Starfire and a tux on Robin)

Panda: Okay! Robin, do you take Starfire-

K9: Sama.

Panda: 7.7 Starfire-sama as your lawful wedded wife?

Robin: (red hot face) I d-do…

(K9: Hey… we didn't have to blackmail him this time! SR23: Our wittle Wobby's growin up!)

Panda: Starfire-

K9: SAMA!

Panda: Starfire-sama! Do you take Robin to be your lawful wedded husband?

Starfire: (clueless as ever) Okay!

Panda: Say I DO!

Starfire: I DO!

Panda: I pronounce you husband and wife! YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!

Robin: (already started making out with Starfire)

K9: This is no fun… we can't blackmail him into doing this anymore!

SR23: DAMN IT!

K9: …HONEYMOON HAT OF DOOM! SR23! THE HAT!

SR23: (hands hat again)

K9: (picks out a random slip of paper) YOU GET A TRIP TO…. ALASKA!

Robin and Star: Alaska?

K9: YES ALASKA!

Robin and Star: 7.7

Panda: Okay, next up is…Tenchi and Serenity!!

Ryoko and SR23: WHAT?!?!

Tenchi and Serenity: (blush)

Tenchi: (thinking: Wow, this is sudden…will I have kids with her?)

Serenity: (thinking: YES! IwillscrewTenchitonight!)

(A/N: SR23: O_O omg!)

Ryoko: (strangling Panda) IT IS ME WHO IS SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED WITH TENCHI!!!!!!!

Panda: Help…me….

K9: (shoves Ryoko) Okay, that's enough. (zaps Serenity a purple dress)

Phaung: IT MUST BE GREEN!

SR23: MAKE UP YOUR MIND, DAMNIT!!

K9: (zaps Tenchi in a tux and Serenity in a green wedding dress)

SR23: You look so spiffy, Tenchi-chan!

Tenchi: Thanks! ^-^…Did you just call me Tenchi-chan?!

SR23: Yup! (hugs) Serenity's lucky! You're the innocent one!

Tenchi: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!

SR23: (sigh) It's too bad that you're a wimp, otherwise, I would've spend the night with you by now.

Tenchi: Whew…HEY! I AM NOT A WIMP!

Panda: Okay! Do you, Tenchi, will take Serenity as your lawful wedded wife?

Tenchi: (shyly) I do…..

SR23: LOUDER, DAMNIT!

Tenchi: I DO!

Panda: Good! Do you, Serenity, will take Tenchi, as your lawful wedded husband?

Serenity: I do.

Panda: YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!!

Tenchi: (tackles at Serenity and started kissing madly)

Panda: (moving away) Okay….

KAiba: (tearing)

Ryoko: (tied to the wall thanks to Washu's ultra-strong-not-even-Ryoko-can-beat-em-chains)

K9: HONAYMOON HAT O DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! HAT!

Amber: (hands hat) ^-^

K9: (picks out slip) You get a trip to… Battle City Tower? THAT PLACE WENT BOOM!

Firey: I zapped it back cause it's coooooooooooooooooooooooooooool…

K9: …whatever.

Tenchi and Serenity: …………………………̷ 0;………………………… 230;……

SR23: Okay, next up, RYOKO AND KAIBA!!

Ryoko and Kaiba: WHAT?!

SR23: (in the bubble shield) You heard me, you guys are getting married!

Kaiba: The only woman I want to marry is Serenity.

Tenchi: Too bad, she's my woman now!

Serenity: Okay, I'm leaving you, Tenchi.

Tenchi: WHAT?! WHY?!

Serenity: You said "my woman"

Tenchi: SO?!

Serenity: I'm my own woman, thank you very much!

Tenchi: (cries)

Kaiba: YES!

K9: (zaps Ryoko in a black wedding dress) ^-^

Ryoko: (eyes glowing bloody red) Kill…..

K9: MEEP! (hides in the bubble shield) I'm sorry, Ryoko-san!!!

Panda: (wiping sweat off her forehead) Okay….will you, Kaiba, will take Ryoko as your lawful wedded wife?

Kaiba: I don't.

SR23: (points a gun at his head) What was that again?

Kaiba: (gulps) I do.

Panda: And will you, Ryoko, will take Kaiba, as your lawful wedded husband?

Ryoko: Nope! I rather die!

K9: Then you won't live to love Tenchi anymore and Ayeaka will have him!

Ryoko: 7.7 Fine, I do. But I'm getting divorced after this!!!

SR23: You do that. That way I can get rich!

K9: NOPE! I HAVE ALL THE MONEY!! SHOW ME THE MONEY! (singing) MONEEEY, MONEY, MONEY!!

SR23: 7.7

Panda: YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!!! (hides)

Kaiba: (gives Ryoko a peck on the lips and washes his mouth)

K9: Monaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…

Ryoko: I WANT A DIVORCE!

K9: No Honeymoon Hat of Doom?

Ryoko: No!

K9: OKAY! THAT'S 50,000 BUCKS!

Ryoko: …DEAL! (hands it over)

Tenchi: You mean… you had all that money… AND NEVER TOLD ME!? WE COULD HAVE EASILY REPAIRED MY HOUSE!

Ryoko: We could've? Oopsie…

K9: (hugs wad of cash) I'm going on a shopping spree later…

Panda: Okay… I guess Beast Boy and Raven are next then!

Beast Boy: WHOOPEE!!!!!!!!!1

Raven: Woo. Hoo.

BB: C'mon Raven you know you're happy!

Raven: I've been happier staring at garbage can.

BB: (puppy dog face)

Raven: …

BB: (cries a whole lot)

Raven: o_0 OKAY OKAY!

BB: YAY!

Panda: w00t!

K9: (zaps Raven in a black wedding dress)

Phaung: K9, we already did black! BLUE IS THE PERFECT COLOR!!!! BLUE, BLUE, BLUE!!

K9: (zaps Raven in a blue wedding dress)

SR23: (all bouncy) COFFEE!!!! (full speed) OH! RAVEN! YOU LOOK SO KAWAII! KAWAII, KAWAII!!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!

Raven: O_O

K9: …

SR23: CAFFEINE MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND! YAY!!

Horse: (throws BB a green tux) Here! Wear this!

BB: (puts on the tux)

Horse and K9: (stary-eyed) BB LOOKS SO KAWAII!!

BB: ^-^

Panda: Umm…Okay! Will you, BB, take Raven as your lawful wedded wife?

BB: Yup! I do!

Panda: And will you, Raven, will take BB, as your lawful wedded husband?

Raven: (shrugs) I do.

Panda: YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!! UGH!!!!!!! (passes out of a heart attack)

BB: (kisses Raven wildly)

SR23: (looks at Panda) (full speed) That was, was, was, was, was random!

Firey: Maybe I'll take away your coffee now….

SR23: NO! MY COFFEE! GET AWAY, YOU LOSER! MY COFFEE, GET AWAY!!!

Firey: …

K9: (pokes Panda)

Panda: I'm not dead…

K9: …I knew that… HONEYMOON HAT OF DOOM!

Firey: (hands it)

K9: (pulls out yet another slip of paper) YOU GET TO GO TO AUSTRALIA!

BB: …COOL!

Raven: Wonderful.

Panda: NEXT IS BAKURA AND MARIK!

K9: (whacks Panda)

Panda: Oww… what!?

K9: YOU EVIL!

Panda: Bakura is gay! Uh… where'd he and Marik go (looks around)

K9: (looks around) BAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURA!

Bakura and Marik: (hiding behind the window drapes)

K9: (opens drapes) THERE YOU ARE!

Bakura and Marik: (bow down at K9 and Panda's feet) HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS!

Panda: Yoy forgot pathetic.

Bakura and Marik: (glare)

K9: (evil glare at the two yamis)

Bakura: But… K9…. Don't you hate Yaoi?

K9: Yes.

Marik: THEN WHY MUST YOU TORTURE MY SOUL THIS WAY!?

Bakura: SHES TORTURIN MINE TOO DOLT!

Marik: Yeah well... YOU'RE GAY!

K9: AHEM!

Bakura and MArik: (looks at K9)

K9: DO IT!

Bakura and Marik: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

K9: (whisper) Don't worry, you guys will get a 50% discount on your divorce fee since I worship Bakura so much.

Bakura and Marik: You're still evil.

K9: Thank you.

SR23: Uh… who has to wear the dress?

Panda: BAKURA!

K9: SHUT UP!

SR23: (zaps a blue dress on Marik)

Marik: (cries) Oh Ra… why me?

Phaung: IT MUST BE SILVER!

SR23: GAWD MAKE UP YOUR FRIGGEN MIND WHY DONTCHYA!? (changes it to silver)

Panda: Okay… Bakura, do you take Marik as your lawful wedded… er… husband/wife? ^^

Bakura: NO! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Panda: (kicks Bakura in the crotch)

Bakura: (falls to the ground in pain)

Panda: I take that as a yes! Marik, do you take Bakura as your lawful wedded husband?

Marik: (crying to much to speak)

Panda: that's a yes too! YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE! (picks up unconscious Bakura and makes him kiss Marik)

K9: (kicks Panda aside) DIVORCE FEES! I WANT MONAY!

Panda: NO ONE SAID THEY WANTED TO GET DIVORCED!

K9: Yes they did.

Panda: No they didn't

K9: THEY THOUGHT IT!

Panda: How do you know!?

K9:... because I do! (fishes out Bakura's wallet and picks out 25,000 dollars and puts wallet away, then shoves the two aside) NEXT!

Panda: All that's left is Yugi, Yami, Malik, Ryou, and Washu…

K9: I really cant stand yaoi… I gotta BETTER idea! (zaps in…. TEA AND ISHIZU!)

Yami: ISHIZU! (hug)

K9: YUGI AND TEA!

Tea: But he's too short!

SR23: Do my ears deceive me? Is Miss Friendshit actually being BRATTY?

Marik and Malik: IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE!

Panda: (zaps Yugi taller)

Yugi: Yay! ^^

K9: (zaps a silver dress on Tea)

Phaung: NO IT HAS TO BE PURPLE!

K9: (kicks Phaung and zaps a purple dress on Tea)

Panda: Yugi, do you take Tea to be your lawful wedded wife?

Yugi: YUP! ^-^

Panda: Tea do you take Yugi to be your lawful wedded husband?

Tea: I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS! THIS IS HARASSMENT!

K9: (whacks Tea)

Tea: (cries) Fine…

Panda: YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!

Yugi: (politely kisses Tea)

Tea: I WANT A DIVORCE!

K9: it's 50,000 bucks.

Tea: Deal!

K9: Sorry we're currently not taking any divorce cases.

Tea: (cries)

K9: HONEYMOON HAT O DOOM!

Horse: (hands)

K9: (picks out a slip of paper) YOU GET TO GO TO JAPAN!

Yugi: But we live there…

K9: OH WELL! NEXT!

SR23: Alright, next up, YAMI AND ISHIZU!!

Yami: YAY!!!!

Ishizu: ^-^

SR23: (picks both of them up) AWAY WITH YOU, LOVE BIRDS!!!! (throws them in the closet) PHAUNG! GET YOU'RE BONEY ASS OVER HERE AND DRESS THESE TWO! (throws K9) YOU TOO, K9!

Phaung: (happily skips in the closet)

Yami: We're finally getting married, my love.

Ishizu: (tearing) Oh Yami, I can't wait! I want to have children with you and spend the rest of my life with you!!

K9: (zaps on Ishizu a blackish-reddish wedding dress) Not here you don't.

Phaung: PUT ON A GOLDEN WEDDING DRESS ON! SHE'LL LOOK LIKE A PRETTIFUL GODDESS!!!

SR23: (bursting in the closet) YEAH! WHAT SHE SAID!!!

K9: -_- Fine (zaps on a golden wedding dress) Crazy people and their wedding dresses…

Yami: (stary-eyed) You look beautiful.

SR23: (more hyper than before and pushes Yami to the alter) Blah, blah, blah, RANT ALL YOU WANT ON THE HONEYMOON!

Yami: -_- But....

SR23: NO BUTS! I DON'T NEED THIS BULLSHIT NOW!

K9: O_o SR's really hyper...WHAT HAPPENED?!?!

Phaung: (shrugs and eats a poptart)

K9: (pushes Ishizu next to Yami)

Panda: Oh! (clears her throat) Okay, do you, Yami, will take Ishizu as you lawful wedded wife?

Yami: I do!

Panda: And do you, Ishizu, will take Yami, as you lawful wedded husband?

Ishizu: (teary-eyed) I do!!

Panda: (sniff) YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: (kisses his new wife passionatly)

SR23: (with an icepack) How did Panda get back to health?

K9: I zapped her back alive while you weren't lookin', PICK THE HONEYMOON!!!

Panda: We must make sure they go somewhere nice since it was the happiest wedding!

K9: Fine they go to Paris! NEXT!

Panda: All that's left is Malik, Ryou, and Washu. Washu has already had a real marriage in her life you she's exempt-

SR23: I'LL MARRY RYOU!

Ryou: EEP!

K9: Fine by me.

Sr23: Really?

K9: No.

SR23: (blasts K9 with flamethrower) (turns to Ryou) I PRONOUNCE US HUSBAND AND WIFE! (makes out with Ryou)

Panda: I feel sick…

K9: (inches away) So… what do we do with Malik?

Malik: Um… let me go quietly…

Random Malik Fangrirl: (breaks in) I'LL TAKE HIM! (grabs Malik and runs)

Everyone: (stares)

K9: Well… that was random…

~*~

K9: Sorry it took so long, SR23 had comp problems.

SR23: IT HAD ADWARE!

K9: Shut up. Anyway, REVIEW BEFORE I KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF!