Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Blue Kirby Series ❯ Chapter 2: Superhero Strike ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Homer Simpsons Rules 
Some sumo sized villian attacks the city and Blue Kirby has to save the day. Meanwhile, Peter Griffon is super obese.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 04.17.2005 | Updated On: 04.17.2005 | Pages: 9 | Words: 3.4K | Visits: 214 | Status: Completed
Some sumo sized villian attacks the city and Blue Kirby has to save the day. Meanwhile, Peter Griffon is super obese.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 04.17.2005 | Updated On: 04.17.2005 | Pages: 9 | Words: 3.4K | Visits: 214 | Status: Completed
Chapter 2 - Superhero Strike
This is another exciting chapter of the Blue Kirby Series!
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(At school)
Conan Edogawa: I should see what's happening outside school.
(Conan sees some masked wrestlers)
Red Masked Wrestler With Star On His Mask: You're gonna wrestle me! Rikochet!
(A medium sized wrestler comes up)
Wrestler: Roar! Roar! Roar!
Conan: Too crazy for my age.
(Conan sees two rude teenagers walking down the street)
Stupid Teenager: Hey Butthead, want to go hit on a few white chicks?
Beavis: Yeah, they will bow down for us after we do a fat lip on them.
Butthead: Yeah that'd be awesome.
Conan: Whoa ... to perverted for my age.
Conan: Let's see if there's something else ...
(Conan sees some kids playing soccer)
Conan: I'll watch these kiddoes anyways.
(One goes and throws the ball into the hoop)
(Others try to go at him)
(Then, a small kid gets sick)
Small Kid: Awe ... I feel sick.
Other Kid: Yeah right, that's just an excuse.
Small Kid: No really I'm sick!
Other Kid 2: Are you stupid? Just go to the nurse or something?
Small Kid: Okay ... (Small Kid walks away)
(Small Kid starts to lay unconsious)
(Conan from window)
Conan: Oh my god! That kid is fainting!
(Conan runs outside)
Teacher: We'll send this kid to the nurse.
Other Kids: As usual ... it's the same procedure.
(Afterwards)
(Conan leaves school)
(Some kids walking out get vacuumed by the school)
Conan: Gotta run!
(Conan runs far from the school)
(The kids go out thin)
Conan: What the!? These kids used to be kind of fatter and weightier.
Thin Kid 1: Our weight got sucked by this sick kid!
Conan: He hugged you too hard?
Thin Kid 2: No! That stupid sick kid got fat by absorbing us!
Conan: That's bad.
(Conan runs away)
(A fat kid pops out on top of the school)
(Meanwhile)
Peter Griffon: Eds! Give me a lot of chips!
Ed: On my way master!
(Ed gives Peter a bunch of chips)
(Peter eats the chips and grows obese)
Peter: Dude! I'm officially obese. Take that Homer Simpson!
Edd: Isn't being obese bad for you?
Peter: Naw. I've done it before.
Ed: I saw an obese kiddy before.
Peter: He musta been cute enough to hug.
Ed: Yep. I went inside him before.
Edd: And he broke your bones.
Ed: I remember that.
Peter: Obesity is fun guys! Everyone's doing it! Fat Albert is still obese and can still run as fast as a train!
Ed: Yep.
(At the floor above)
(Ed goes upstairs)
Ed: Hey Blue Kirby.
Blue Kirby: Hey Ed. I was gonna watch some TV. Wanna watch?
Ed: Sure!
Blue Kirby: Let's check what's on TV?
Blue Kirby: A cartoon!? I'll check it out ...
(What's on the cartoon is a cat and a fish)
Cartoon: They'll kill, they'll burn. They'll kill and burn and kill. Kill-kill-kill! Burn-burn-burn! The Kitty and Fishy Show!
Episode Titled: The Fair Match
(Kitty and Fishy stand up inside the house)
(Kitty grabs a wet wire with a rubber glove)
(Fishy grabs a flamethrower)
(Both scarce at each other hiding their weapons)
(Kitty throws a wire at fishy)
(Fishy uses a flamethrower which burns the wire, electrocutes Kitty, and burns Kitty down)
Fishy: Ha ha ha!
(End of K&F show)
Blue Kirby: Man that show was funny.
Ed: In the name Ed it was.
Cartoon Announcer: New episodes will be maken soon.
Both: Yay!
(Conan comes over)
Blue Kirby: Hey Conan. What's up?
Conan: Bad news. Some fat kid at my school is wrecking havoc.
Blue Kirby: That's usual ... (Changes chanel on TV to the news)
Newsman: It's reported a fat kid who is wearing average school clothes is wrecking havoc throughout the school ... that's old news! He's wrecking havoc throughout the city!
Fat Kid: I am not a fat kid! I am Girtho!
Newsman: Anyways, that fattie has gotta go down.
(Two helicopters go to the fat kid and try to shoot it down)
(Girtho sucks in the copters and spits them out into the sun)
(The copters are going to burn in the sun)
(A blade goes on the helicopters making them both go down)
(A black wave goes through the helicopters to make them both safely go down)
Girtho: You punks don't have to be stopped, do you!
(Girtho sucks in the weight from a statue and turns obese)
Girtho: Don't worry, my weight still supports me! (Girtho grabs a spikeball and throws it down to these anomynous people)
Blue Kirby (Watching from news): Those five are probably in defeat but they can't defeat me!
(Blue Kirby goes outside)
(Edd goes upstairs)
(Peter runs upstairs)
Peter: I'm gonna take a nap.
(Peter takes a nap)
(When Peter wakes up, Peter's bed is destroyed)
Peter: I'm gonna watch some TV.
(Peter runs downstairs)
(Peter sits on the couch)
(Peter takes a nap)
(The couch is crushed too)
Peter: Damn it!
Edd: Have you gone too far!?
(Peter runs into his car)
(Peter drives his car)
(Peter gets out of it and he can't get it out so he pops out like a cannon)
(The car explodes and Peter appears on the top of a Bill Clinton statue)
(Peter crushes the statue)
Crowd: Yay!
(Peter rolls down crushing the crowd)
Liberal: Yay!
(Peter crushes the liberal)
(Peter rolls down through the city hills)
(Peter crushes Moe's Tavern down)
Homer Simpson: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Homer chases Peter Griffon)
(Peter crushes a Propane factory over)
A Texan Guy with glasses: That's just racist.
(Peter keeps on rolling)
Peter: Awe crap. Hank Hill is chasing me now.
(Hank Hill and Homer Simpson chase Peter Griffon)
(Peter Griffon crushes a golden book)
A Green Masked Girl: Oh no you dont! Me, Buena Girl will get you for destroying my copy of the Code of Masked Wrestling. Come on Rikochet and The Flea! Chase this guy down!
Rikochet: Okay. (Rikochet runs)
The Flea: The Flea just needs to announce that The Flea can't run because The Flea crapped himself.
(The Flea sits down and Rikochet and Buena Girl chase Peter Griffon)
(Peter is rolled to a dead end)
Peter: Awe crap I didn't know it would end this way!
(Peter rolls through the wall and Peter crashes on a wrecking ball, which Peter sucks on and Peter crushes a county jail)
(All the criminals escape)
Police: That's a felony you commited.
Peter: I thought I was gonna be dead by those 4 people.
Homer: You crushed down my favorite bar!
Hank: And ruined my honor!
Rikochet: And destroyed the Code of Masked Wrestling.
Buena Girl: *crying* And that was the first one ever.
(Peter Griffon is sent to jail)
(Meanwhile)
Blue Kirby: I gotta save this city from the giant fat guy!
(Girtho pops out of a building)
Girtho: (Grabbing a basketball stadium statue) Neat! Basketball for my size!
(Girtho throws the basketball to a hoop-shaped building)
(The building is a station for MTV)
People: Yay!
(Girtho dances and then sucks up the whole Earth)
(Blue Kirby sucks up the air)
(The air gets sucked up by Girtho)
(Girtho choaks and spits out the air, blowing Blue Kirby away)
Blue Kirby: Why I oughta!
(Girtho jumps on Blue Kirby)
(Blue Kirby gets a balloon)
(The balloon makes him safely land on the land)
(Girtho lands on a volcano top)
(Girtho falls asleep due to the volcanic activity)
Blue Kirby: I got only a few hours left before he wakes up. So where are some reinforcements?
(Five shadows appear surrounding Blue Kirby)
(One shadow looks like a younger Robin)
Robin: We were outmatched by that monster.
(One shadow looks like a girl with alien clothes; is called Starfire)
Starfire: That guy was like a fatnark with a bad aditark.
(A green guy appears; he's called Beastboy)
Beastboy: Dude that guy was tough.
(A cyborg appears; he's just called Cyborg)
Cyborg: Dude! That guy destroyed us!
(A dark figure called Raven appears)
Raven: Hello ... guys.
Blue Kirby: Hey guys! You were the guys on TV that got defeated by that fat guy.
Robin: Yes. That fatso was too strong.
Starfire: He is evil. He hurted all of us!
Cyborg: Dude! He kissed Starfire while at it. *laughing*
Beastboy: And he made me act crazy.
Raven: That guy is evil now.
Blue Kirby: You guys need my help!
Teen Titans: Yeah!
(Meanwhile)
(In Jail)
Peter: Awe crap! Jail.
(Brian comes)
Brian: Here you go police, bail fat guy out.
Police: Why?
(Brian whispers)
Police: Oh. We thought he was this fat villian who wrecked half of our city.
(Brian takes Peter)
(Meanwhile)
Edd: Where's Peter at?
(Brian holding Peter comes)
Ed: What happened?
Brian: Peter was mistaked for a fat criminal.
Ed: Oh.
Peter: I need to lose this obesity.
Ed: What would Eddy do? (Ed thinks)
(Meanwhile)
Blue Kirby: Teen Titans! Go!
(Robin throws a mini bomb at Girtho but Girtho absorbs it and it explodes inside him; doing nothing)
Robin: What the hell!?
(Starfire throws starbolts and Girtho sucks in the bolts too)
Starfire: What is this all about?
(Cyborg keeps on blasting Girtho)
(Smoke is around Girtho)
(Girtho sucks it in and turns fatter)
Cyborg: What the ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That didn't even make any sense!
(Raven tries to grab Girtho but it drops on her)
Beastboy: Ha ha! That's for years of humiliation! (Beastboy turns into a gorrila)
(He sumo wrestles Girtho)
(Beastboy falls and Girtho sucks him in)
Robin: Oh no! He's sucking in our (Whispering to Blue Kirby) member.
Blue Kirby: So that's what you think about him. We're gonna get that animal dude out!
(Blue Kirby keeps on kicking Girtho)
(Girtho only moves an inch)
Girtho: You can't defeat me!
(Girtho blasts out Beastboy)
(Beastboy appears as a very skinny gorrila)
Girtho: Your friend's fat tasted very good.
Robin: Oh my god! Beastboy is skinny!
(Beastboy turns into a paper thin self)
Beastboy: What the!? I'm skinny!
Blue Kirby: I gotta know this guy's weakness. Maybe my friends might help.
(Blue Kirby gets out his cellphone)
(Meanwhile)
Edd: We're going to plan a weight sucking machine!
Ed: All we need is a weight sucking machine.
Brian: Where could there be a weight sucing machine?
Peter: I DUNNO! I JUSTS WANTS TO BE NORMAL!
Eds: Okay. Okay! All we need to do is ...
(They set up Peter Griffon on top of a stall)
(People walk around Peter Griffon)
Person 1: That guy's fatter than my momma!
Person 2: (To Peter Griffon) Yo momma so fat she's the reason you're like this!
(The people laugh)
Edd: I don't know if he'll be normal ...
(Blue Kirby's house-phone rings)
(The phone rings)
(Edd answers the phone)
Edd: Who is it?
Blue Kirby: (Through phone) I need to know this guy called Girtho's weakness.
Edd: Girtho?
Blue Kirby: A very fat guy who has been wrecking havoc through the city. He's sucking in people's weight and we need to know his weakness!
Edd: I thought you were talking about Peter Griffon ...
Blue Kirby: Is he okay?
Edd: No. He's gone obese.
Blue Kirby: Oh. That's bad.
Edd: Okay I'll look up Girtho up right now.
(Edd looks up Girtho on his computer)
Edd: (Through phone) It says Girtho's weakness is that ... (Interuption)
(Blue Kirby is still fighting Girtho)
Edd: I know Girtho's weakness!
Blue Kirby: But I don't know it because you didn't tell me yet! Just go try to distract him and print out his weakness.
Edd: Okay. (Edd prints out the weakness data)
Edd: Whoa. His weakness is very obvious.
(Edd, Ed, Brian, and Peter run to the city)
(At the city)
(Robin and Starfire are attacking Girtho on top, Cyborg and Beastboy are attacking Girtho on bottom, and Raven is attacking Girtho on the middle)
(Blue Kirby throws bombs at Girtho)
(Ed, Brian, Edd, and
(Ed does stupid poses to distract Girtho)
Girtho: I am Girtho! You are my victom!
(Girtho sucks up Ed)
(Conan kicks the soccerball at Girtho's arm)
(Ed falls down and Brian runs away from Girtho and Girtho heads over to him)
(Conan kicks Brian to Girtho's head and Girtho's head twists)
(Brian falls down to a cannon Peter Griffon is set next to)
Edd: That cannon I made can blast anything.
(Edd calls Blue Kirby)
Edd: Girtho's weakness is when he absorbs too much weight! When he reaches 800 pounds, he'll explode and go back to normal weight!
Blue Kirby: Who's something that fat ...
Edd: You know ... the thing that is going on the cannon.
Blue Kirby: Oh, that thing.
Edd: That thing will do the trick.
Edd: Cannon with Peter Griffon. Go on 3!
Cannon: 3
Peter: It'll make me go to the bathroom!
Cannon: 2
Peter: It's gonna do it!
Cannon: 1!
Peter: Uh oh! (Peter gets blasted out of the cannon)
(Peter aims at Girtho)
(Peter goes right inside Girtho)
Blue Kirby: How much does Peter weigh?
Edd: 500 lbs.
Blue Kirby: That'll demolish Girtho for good. He'll only absorb the obesity weight.
Girtho: I can make this guy so skinny it won't be funny!
(Girtho absorbs Peter Griffon)
(Inside Girtho)
Peter: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! That tickles! (Peter gets less fatter)
Blue Kirby: He's gonna blow! Titans! Run!
(Robin lays a restraining device on Girtho)
(The rest of the Titans run)
Blue Kirby: Brian! Double Dee! Ed! Conan! Run!
The 4: Okay!
(The 4 run away to a safe spot)
Blue Kirby: I should run too.
(Blue Kirby runs)
(Meanwhile, inside Girtho)
(Peter gets to 300 lbs)
Girtho: Ha ha ha! All his fat will be mine soon enough!
(Girtho keeps on absorbing Peter)
(Peter gets to 250 lbs)
Peter: That really tickles! Hey fat! Get outta the way!
(Peter gets to 230 lbs)
Peter: Am I shrinking! Oh my gosh! I think the buildings are shrinking!
(Peter gets to 220 lbs)
Peter: I'm not gonna survive!
(Peter gets to 210 lbs)
Peter: I gotta go bad now!
(Peter gets to 200 lbs)
Peter: Aah! Aah! Aah! They're so evil to me! I swear!
(Peter gets blasted from Girtho)
Girtho: Your fat is inside me now!
Blue Kirby: It's gonna go against you now.
Girtho: What are you saying!? I just took 300 lbs ... oh my gosh ... my sister told me that I can only hold up to 799 lbs! Awe crap! Now I'm 800 lbs!
(Girtho explodes)
Blue Kirby: Everyone! Get inside!
(Restrain that Robin puts ties up Girtho and his explosion)
(A blue stretchy hand picks up Girtho)
(An electric energy picks up Girtho too)
Girtho: Thanks guys! You're the best!
Electric Person: What did I tell you about your weight holding Girtho!
Girtho: I'm sorry Electric! I'm sorry!
Electric: We'll have this discussion at home Girtho!
Girtho: Alright.
(Girtho, Electric, and the blue man leave)
Blue Kirby: Who were they?
Cyborg: Whoever they are, they're no match for the Teen Titans.
Blue Kirby: And me.
Conan: And me.
Ed and Edd: And me.
Brian: And me.
Peter: What about me!?
Brian: And anyone who helps us.
(Back at home)
Blue Kirby: Okay, I'll now watch the news.
(The TV turns on)
News Announcer: Even though the Bang Babies are now gone and two superheroes and one monster are the only ones with these powers, there was this school festival the same time Proffesor Scam tricked all of us and kids countrywide were invited. There was this faraway event that had to do with going on a ship tour and the kids went all by themselves. Three adults were there to tour the kids too. There were Big Bang gasses inside the ship tour that infected 50 kids and 3 adults. These kids and adults mutated. Two adults turned into fish and ran away. One is still alive. There were 27 kids who survived this Big Bang and the rest ... they weren't that lucky at all. These kids escaped along with that adult and are located countrywide. There were 3 spotted today. But a better name to call these kids are the Kid Bangers.
Blue Kirby: I'll just call em' Metachildren for now on. Girtho and those 2 people that were with him must of been some of the Metachildren that are located countrywide. You, the one reading this chapter, keep a look out for these so called Kid Bangers or Metachildren, whatever you want to call them.
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This ends another exciting chapter of The Blue Kirby Series! I hope you enjoyed it. There's gonna be another chapter coming up next week (Or so).
This is another exciting chapter of the Blue Kirby Series!
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(At school)
Conan Edogawa: I should see what's happening outside school.
(Conan sees some masked wrestlers)
Red Masked Wrestler With Star On His Mask: You're gonna wrestle me! Rikochet!
(A medium sized wrestler comes up)
Wrestler: Roar! Roar! Roar!
Conan: Too crazy for my age.
(Conan sees two rude teenagers walking down the street)
Stupid Teenager: Hey Butthead, want to go hit on a few white chicks?
Beavis: Yeah, they will bow down for us after we do a fat lip on them.
Butthead: Yeah that'd be awesome.
Conan: Whoa ... to perverted for my age.
Conan: Let's see if there's something else ...
(Conan sees some kids playing soccer)
Conan: I'll watch these kiddoes anyways.
(One goes and throws the ball into the hoop)
(Others try to go at him)
(Then, a small kid gets sick)
Small Kid: Awe ... I feel sick.
Other Kid: Yeah right, that's just an excuse.
Small Kid: No really I'm sick!
Other Kid 2: Are you stupid? Just go to the nurse or something?
Small Kid: Okay ... (Small Kid walks away)
(Small Kid starts to lay unconsious)
(Conan from window)
Conan: Oh my god! That kid is fainting!
(Conan runs outside)
Teacher: We'll send this kid to the nurse.
Other Kids: As usual ... it's the same procedure.
(Afterwards)
(Conan leaves school)
(Some kids walking out get vacuumed by the school)
Conan: Gotta run!
(Conan runs far from the school)
(The kids go out thin)
Conan: What the!? These kids used to be kind of fatter and weightier.
Thin Kid 1: Our weight got sucked by this sick kid!
Conan: He hugged you too hard?
Thin Kid 2: No! That stupid sick kid got fat by absorbing us!
Conan: That's bad.
(Conan runs away)
(A fat kid pops out on top of the school)
(Meanwhile)
Peter Griffon: Eds! Give me a lot of chips!
Ed: On my way master!
(Ed gives Peter a bunch of chips)
(Peter eats the chips and grows obese)
Peter: Dude! I'm officially obese. Take that Homer Simpson!
Edd: Isn't being obese bad for you?
Peter: Naw. I've done it before.
Ed: I saw an obese kiddy before.
Peter: He musta been cute enough to hug.
Ed: Yep. I went inside him before.
Edd: And he broke your bones.
Ed: I remember that.
Peter: Obesity is fun guys! Everyone's doing it! Fat Albert is still obese and can still run as fast as a train!
Ed: Yep.
(At the floor above)
(Ed goes upstairs)
Ed: Hey Blue Kirby.
Blue Kirby: Hey Ed. I was gonna watch some TV. Wanna watch?
Ed: Sure!
Blue Kirby: Let's check what's on TV?
Blue Kirby: A cartoon!? I'll check it out ...
(What's on the cartoon is a cat and a fish)
Cartoon: They'll kill, they'll burn. They'll kill and burn and kill. Kill-kill-kill! Burn-burn-burn! The Kitty and Fishy Show!
Episode Titled: The Fair Match
(Kitty and Fishy stand up inside the house)
(Kitty grabs a wet wire with a rubber glove)
(Fishy grabs a flamethrower)
(Both scarce at each other hiding their weapons)
(Kitty throws a wire at fishy)
(Fishy uses a flamethrower which burns the wire, electrocutes Kitty, and burns Kitty down)
Fishy: Ha ha ha!
(End of K&F show)
Blue Kirby: Man that show was funny.
Ed: In the name Ed it was.
Cartoon Announcer: New episodes will be maken soon.
Both: Yay!
(Conan comes over)
Blue Kirby: Hey Conan. What's up?
Conan: Bad news. Some fat kid at my school is wrecking havoc.
Blue Kirby: That's usual ... (Changes chanel on TV to the news)
Newsman: It's reported a fat kid who is wearing average school clothes is wrecking havoc throughout the school ... that's old news! He's wrecking havoc throughout the city!
Fat Kid: I am not a fat kid! I am Girtho!
Newsman: Anyways, that fattie has gotta go down.
(Two helicopters go to the fat kid and try to shoot it down)
(Girtho sucks in the copters and spits them out into the sun)
(The copters are going to burn in the sun)
(A blade goes on the helicopters making them both go down)
(A black wave goes through the helicopters to make them both safely go down)
Girtho: You punks don't have to be stopped, do you!
(Girtho sucks in the weight from a statue and turns obese)
Girtho: Don't worry, my weight still supports me! (Girtho grabs a spikeball and throws it down to these anomynous people)
Blue Kirby (Watching from news): Those five are probably in defeat but they can't defeat me!
(Blue Kirby goes outside)
(Edd goes upstairs)
(Peter runs upstairs)
Peter: I'm gonna take a nap.
(Peter takes a nap)
(When Peter wakes up, Peter's bed is destroyed)
Peter: I'm gonna watch some TV.
(Peter runs downstairs)
(Peter sits on the couch)
(Peter takes a nap)
(The couch is crushed too)
Peter: Damn it!
Edd: Have you gone too far!?
(Peter runs into his car)
(Peter drives his car)
(Peter gets out of it and he can't get it out so he pops out like a cannon)
(The car explodes and Peter appears on the top of a Bill Clinton statue)
(Peter crushes the statue)
Crowd: Yay!
(Peter rolls down crushing the crowd)
Liberal: Yay!
(Peter crushes the liberal)
(Peter rolls down through the city hills)
(Peter crushes Moe's Tavern down)
Homer Simpson: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Homer chases Peter Griffon)
(Peter crushes a Propane factory over)
A Texan Guy with glasses: That's just racist.
(Peter keeps on rolling)
Peter: Awe crap. Hank Hill is chasing me now.
(Hank Hill and Homer Simpson chase Peter Griffon)
(Peter Griffon crushes a golden book)
A Green Masked Girl: Oh no you dont! Me, Buena Girl will get you for destroying my copy of the Code of Masked Wrestling. Come on Rikochet and The Flea! Chase this guy down!
Rikochet: Okay. (Rikochet runs)
The Flea: The Flea just needs to announce that The Flea can't run because The Flea crapped himself.
(The Flea sits down and Rikochet and Buena Girl chase Peter Griffon)
(Peter is rolled to a dead end)
Peter: Awe crap I didn't know it would end this way!
(Peter rolls through the wall and Peter crashes on a wrecking ball, which Peter sucks on and Peter crushes a county jail)
(All the criminals escape)
Police: That's a felony you commited.
Peter: I thought I was gonna be dead by those 4 people.
Homer: You crushed down my favorite bar!
Hank: And ruined my honor!
Rikochet: And destroyed the Code of Masked Wrestling.
Buena Girl: *crying* And that was the first one ever.
(Peter Griffon is sent to jail)
(Meanwhile)
Blue Kirby: I gotta save this city from the giant fat guy!
(Girtho pops out of a building)
Girtho: (Grabbing a basketball stadium statue) Neat! Basketball for my size!
(Girtho throws the basketball to a hoop-shaped building)
(The building is a station for MTV)
People: Yay!
(Girtho dances and then sucks up the whole Earth)
(Blue Kirby sucks up the air)
(The air gets sucked up by Girtho)
(Girtho choaks and spits out the air, blowing Blue Kirby away)
Blue Kirby: Why I oughta!
(Girtho jumps on Blue Kirby)
(Blue Kirby gets a balloon)
(The balloon makes him safely land on the land)
(Girtho lands on a volcano top)
(Girtho falls asleep due to the volcanic activity)
Blue Kirby: I got only a few hours left before he wakes up. So where are some reinforcements?
(Five shadows appear surrounding Blue Kirby)
(One shadow looks like a younger Robin)
Robin: We were outmatched by that monster.
(One shadow looks like a girl with alien clothes; is called Starfire)
Starfire: That guy was like a fatnark with a bad aditark.
(A green guy appears; he's called Beastboy)
Beastboy: Dude that guy was tough.
(A cyborg appears; he's just called Cyborg)
Cyborg: Dude! That guy destroyed us!
(A dark figure called Raven appears)
Raven: Hello ... guys.
Blue Kirby: Hey guys! You were the guys on TV that got defeated by that fat guy.
Robin: Yes. That fatso was too strong.
Starfire: He is evil. He hurted all of us!
Cyborg: Dude! He kissed Starfire while at it. *laughing*
Beastboy: And he made me act crazy.
Raven: That guy is evil now.
Blue Kirby: You guys need my help!
Teen Titans: Yeah!
(Meanwhile)
(In Jail)
Peter: Awe crap! Jail.
(Brian comes)
Brian: Here you go police, bail fat guy out.
Police: Why?
(Brian whispers)
Police: Oh. We thought he was this fat villian who wrecked half of our city.
(Brian takes Peter)
(Meanwhile)
Edd: Where's Peter at?
(Brian holding Peter comes)
Ed: What happened?
Brian: Peter was mistaked for a fat criminal.
Ed: Oh.
Peter: I need to lose this obesity.
Ed: What would Eddy do? (Ed thinks)
(Meanwhile)
Blue Kirby: Teen Titans! Go!
(Robin throws a mini bomb at Girtho but Girtho absorbs it and it explodes inside him; doing nothing)
Robin: What the hell!?
(Starfire throws starbolts and Girtho sucks in the bolts too)
Starfire: What is this all about?
(Cyborg keeps on blasting Girtho)
(Smoke is around Girtho)
(Girtho sucks it in and turns fatter)
Cyborg: What the ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That didn't even make any sense!
(Raven tries to grab Girtho but it drops on her)
Beastboy: Ha ha! That's for years of humiliation! (Beastboy turns into a gorrila)
(He sumo wrestles Girtho)
(Beastboy falls and Girtho sucks him in)
Robin: Oh no! He's sucking in our (Whispering to Blue Kirby) member.
Blue Kirby: So that's what you think about him. We're gonna get that animal dude out!
(Blue Kirby keeps on kicking Girtho)
(Girtho only moves an inch)
Girtho: You can't defeat me!
(Girtho blasts out Beastboy)
(Beastboy appears as a very skinny gorrila)
Girtho: Your friend's fat tasted very good.
Robin: Oh my god! Beastboy is skinny!
(Beastboy turns into a paper thin self)
Beastboy: What the!? I'm skinny!
Blue Kirby: I gotta know this guy's weakness. Maybe my friends might help.
(Blue Kirby gets out his cellphone)
(Meanwhile)
Edd: We're going to plan a weight sucking machine!
Ed: All we need is a weight sucking machine.
Brian: Where could there be a weight sucing machine?
Peter: I DUNNO! I JUSTS WANTS TO BE NORMAL!
Eds: Okay. Okay! All we need to do is ...
(They set up Peter Griffon on top of a stall)
(People walk around Peter Griffon)
Person 1: That guy's fatter than my momma!
Person 2: (To Peter Griffon) Yo momma so fat she's the reason you're like this!
(The people laugh)
Edd: I don't know if he'll be normal ...
(Blue Kirby's house-phone rings)
(The phone rings)
(Edd answers the phone)
Edd: Who is it?
Blue Kirby: (Through phone) I need to know this guy called Girtho's weakness.
Edd: Girtho?
Blue Kirby: A very fat guy who has been wrecking havoc through the city. He's sucking in people's weight and we need to know his weakness!
Edd: I thought you were talking about Peter Griffon ...
Blue Kirby: Is he okay?
Edd: No. He's gone obese.
Blue Kirby: Oh. That's bad.
Edd: Okay I'll look up Girtho up right now.
(Edd looks up Girtho on his computer)
Edd: (Through phone) It says Girtho's weakness is that ... (Interuption)
(Blue Kirby is still fighting Girtho)
Edd: I know Girtho's weakness!
Blue Kirby: But I don't know it because you didn't tell me yet! Just go try to distract him and print out his weakness.
Edd: Okay. (Edd prints out the weakness data)
Edd: Whoa. His weakness is very obvious.
(Edd, Ed, Brian, and Peter run to the city)
(At the city)
(Robin and Starfire are attacking Girtho on top, Cyborg and Beastboy are attacking Girtho on bottom, and Raven is attacking Girtho on the middle)
(Blue Kirby throws bombs at Girtho)
(Ed, Brian, Edd, and
(Ed does stupid poses to distract Girtho)
Girtho: I am Girtho! You are my victom!
(Girtho sucks up Ed)
(Conan kicks the soccerball at Girtho's arm)
(Ed falls down and Brian runs away from Girtho and Girtho heads over to him)
(Conan kicks Brian to Girtho's head and Girtho's head twists)
(Brian falls down to a cannon Peter Griffon is set next to)
Edd: That cannon I made can blast anything.
(Edd calls Blue Kirby)
Edd: Girtho's weakness is when he absorbs too much weight! When he reaches 800 pounds, he'll explode and go back to normal weight!
Blue Kirby: Who's something that fat ...
Edd: You know ... the thing that is going on the cannon.
Blue Kirby: Oh, that thing.
Edd: That thing will do the trick.
Edd: Cannon with Peter Griffon. Go on 3!
Cannon: 3
Peter: It'll make me go to the bathroom!
Cannon: 2
Peter: It's gonna do it!
Cannon: 1!
Peter: Uh oh! (Peter gets blasted out of the cannon)
(Peter aims at Girtho)
(Peter goes right inside Girtho)
Blue Kirby: How much does Peter weigh?
Edd: 500 lbs.
Blue Kirby: That'll demolish Girtho for good. He'll only absorb the obesity weight.
Girtho: I can make this guy so skinny it won't be funny!
(Girtho absorbs Peter Griffon)
(Inside Girtho)
Peter: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! That tickles! (Peter gets less fatter)
Blue Kirby: He's gonna blow! Titans! Run!
(Robin lays a restraining device on Girtho)
(The rest of the Titans run)
Blue Kirby: Brian! Double Dee! Ed! Conan! Run!
The 4: Okay!
(The 4 run away to a safe spot)
Blue Kirby: I should run too.
(Blue Kirby runs)
(Meanwhile, inside Girtho)
(Peter gets to 300 lbs)
Girtho: Ha ha ha! All his fat will be mine soon enough!
(Girtho keeps on absorbing Peter)
(Peter gets to 250 lbs)
Peter: That really tickles! Hey fat! Get outta the way!
(Peter gets to 230 lbs)
Peter: Am I shrinking! Oh my gosh! I think the buildings are shrinking!
(Peter gets to 220 lbs)
Peter: I'm not gonna survive!
(Peter gets to 210 lbs)
Peter: I gotta go bad now!
(Peter gets to 200 lbs)
Peter: Aah! Aah! Aah! They're so evil to me! I swear!
(Peter gets blasted from Girtho)
Girtho: Your fat is inside me now!
Blue Kirby: It's gonna go against you now.
Girtho: What are you saying!? I just took 300 lbs ... oh my gosh ... my sister told me that I can only hold up to 799 lbs! Awe crap! Now I'm 800 lbs!
(Girtho explodes)
Blue Kirby: Everyone! Get inside!
(Restrain that Robin puts ties up Girtho and his explosion)
(A blue stretchy hand picks up Girtho)
(An electric energy picks up Girtho too)
Girtho: Thanks guys! You're the best!
Electric Person: What did I tell you about your weight holding Girtho!
Girtho: I'm sorry Electric! I'm sorry!
Electric: We'll have this discussion at home Girtho!
Girtho: Alright.
(Girtho, Electric, and the blue man leave)
Blue Kirby: Who were they?
Cyborg: Whoever they are, they're no match for the Teen Titans.
Blue Kirby: And me.
Conan: And me.
Ed and Edd: And me.
Brian: And me.
Peter: What about me!?
Brian: And anyone who helps us.
(Back at home)
Blue Kirby: Okay, I'll now watch the news.
(The TV turns on)
News Announcer: Even though the Bang Babies are now gone and two superheroes and one monster are the only ones with these powers, there was this school festival the same time Proffesor Scam tricked all of us and kids countrywide were invited. There was this faraway event that had to do with going on a ship tour and the kids went all by themselves. Three adults were there to tour the kids too. There were Big Bang gasses inside the ship tour that infected 50 kids and 3 adults. These kids and adults mutated. Two adults turned into fish and ran away. One is still alive. There were 27 kids who survived this Big Bang and the rest ... they weren't that lucky at all. These kids escaped along with that adult and are located countrywide. There were 3 spotted today. But a better name to call these kids are the Kid Bangers.
Blue Kirby: I'll just call em' Metachildren for now on. Girtho and those 2 people that were with him must of been some of the Metachildren that are located countrywide. You, the one reading this chapter, keep a look out for these so called Kid Bangers or Metachildren, whatever you want to call them.
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This ends another exciting chapter of The Blue Kirby Series! I hope you enjoyed it. There's gonna be another chapter coming up next week (Or so).