Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Tekken Fan Fiction / Cowboy Bebop Fan Fiction ❯ Kyle's Slightly Stupid Journy ❯ The plane ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer:I don't own China or anything else that

shows up in this fic. If you trie to sue me you will find I have never been to China

(and don't want to), but I have seen a peice of the Titanic.

Kyle is based on me.

And so the hell begins

One day Kyle, a boy with black spiky hair, brown eyes, and an unusualy

large reproductive organ, decided to perform a science project

for spanish class. he decides to jump out of a plane without a parachute,

some question the wisdom of the decision. Critics consider him a

stupid ass.

Critics:"Stupid Ass"

Later

Pilot:"We are now flying above later"

Kyle:"Where the hell is that"

Pilot:"Right next to before"

Kyle:"And where the hell is that"

Pilot:"...........Ya know I don't have a clue"

Pilot:"I'm getting the hell out of here before I get lost"

Kyle:"Arent pilots supposed to know this stuff"

Pilot:"I'm not a pilot"

Kyle:"Oh damn"

Pilot:"But I did stay at holiday inn express last night"

Kyle:"Jackass"

Pilot:"I'm leaving now"

Kyle:"Ya know since I know the person writing this your chute is

going to pop on the way down and going to fall and die"

The plot grabs a chut and jumps out of the plane.

Kyle:"Right about now"

The pilots parachut pops and the pilot falls and dies a very painful and unexpected death.

Kyle:"Note to self, don't hire someone related to a politican next time

they are just as evil, but it was funny when he died......... never mind I can

do that again"

Kyle makes a phone call........................

Suddenly a man is flying towards the plane.

Kyle grabs the controls and gets the plane out of the way

Flyingman:"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .....................................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kyle makes another phonecall.

Kyle:"You bastard, Clinton missed the plane, actualy on the other hand

thats a good thing, I'll just crash the plane in where ever I am now.

He checks the map

How the hell did that happen, I'm in China.

Just then a man flyes by.

Flying man:"Eeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeesss...........and

ocasionally get an oil change to"

Kyle:"This is to disturbing I'm getting the hell out.

Just then the radio farts

Kyle:"Thats just nasty"

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How do you like that.

If I get some reviews I'll write some more chapters.

Flames will be moooooooooooooooooooocked.