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No Need for drama! Part I

(A Tenchi Muyo "Titanic" Event!)

[A/N: I own no Tenchi Muyo characters, nor the movie Titanic, so no suing, all flames will be used to melt the iceberg! :P ]

It was a normal day at the Misaki residence, Sasami was preparing lunch as usual, and Tenchi was out training at his grandfather's wishes, leaving the rest of the dwellers of this "humble" abode in their daily routines…

"Kiyone, quit hogging the TV, it's my turn to watch cartoons!" Mihoshi said while folding her arms and pouting in disgust.

"We watched that stupid show everyday for the past week and I am sick of it! We are watching the crime channel and that's final! Maybe you should pay attention to it and maybe you will learn how to be a better detective!" Kiyone replied.

"But Kiyone, everyone knows you can only learn stuff on the educational channel!" Mihoshi answers back with her cheerful and yet so dim self.

"I give up…" Kiyone sighs and slumps in the sofa, relinquishing the remote, as it hits the floor. Not before other residents to the Masaki household make their presence known.

"Ayeka, will you grow up, Tenchi does not love you he loves me!" Ryoko fumes coming down the stairs floating behind Ayeka in the never ending battle before any meal of the day.

"That is where you are wrong, Ryoko, as Lord Tenchi only has eyes for me, not some demon, what could he possibly see in you?"

"Well, my pesky princess, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…" Ryoko moves in front of Ayeka and floats directly in front of her. "He could see someone to love and not someone that just swoons over him like a hawk, and is arrogant, stuck up and a princess like you!"

Ayeka remaining her composure to not assault Ryoko because of her upbringing, clenches her fists slightly and ignores Ryoko as she walks past her. "Of course…I of all people shall not resort to your level of childish antics…" Ayeka says with a coy smile as she walks further to the living room, away from Ryoko.

"Childish? I'll show you childish!" Ryoko lunges at Ayeka as she flies at her at an incredible speed, aiming for her head.

"Oh look at here the remote…" Ayeka says as Kiyone is still zoned into her program and Mihoshi is bored out of her mind slumped on the other end of the couch.

"Got ya now Ayeka!" Ryoko swoops closer only to dodge Ayeka as she leans down to pick up the remote off the floor, Ryoko sent over head and crashing into the wall face first.

Ayeka smirks as she looks at the wall with Ryoko smacked into it out of the corner of her eye and smiles to the others. "Goodness me, is there a draft in here? Perhaps someone should close a window…"

"Ayeka…" Ryoko stammers from the wall as she removes herself from it softly, keeping her pent-up rage shown a minimal, as she moves herself and notices the TV. "Not this crap again Kiyone! I want to watch some hot sex on the TV!" Ryoko moves to Ayeka and snatches the remote from her hands and flips the channel.

"What the hell? I was watching that!" Kiyone answers, after returning from her trance of her program. "Change it back now Ryoko!"

"Why are you afraid you may like it so much?" Ryoko in a playful manner scoots closer to Kiyone and turns on a movie with two men in a bit of hot yaoi action, causing Ayeka to stair at the television.

"Oh my…isn't that…" Ayeka tried to hide her embarrassment.

"Well look it here, it's the princess' first time being naughty and watching a movie that her father didn't have to accompany her to see!" Ryoko teases

"For your information Ryoko, I could see any movie I felt like seeing!" Ayeka snapped back right into Ryoko's face.

Mihoshi notices the movie and sits up and smiles big. "Oh wow! I never knew this kind of game of charades before! I think I know what it is they are doing! Are they imitating horse back riding? Am I right, huh, huh am I?"

Ayeka, Kiyone and Ryoko collapse on the floor out of their fellow roommate's sheer stupidity that has dumbfounded them once more. The remote control now laying in the center of the floor, all three girls watched it as they argued over domination of the item, lunging at it and becoming tangled in each other.

"This is the best part!" Ryoko shouted

"I am missing the police chase!" Kiyone fired back

"Can't we watch something decent?" Ayeka replied.

"Is it a movie? No, is it a game, no…is it a dance?" Mihoshi said as she kept making guesses to the events on the TV. Meanwhile an all out rumble was had on the floor with Kiyone, Ryoko, and Ayeka beating each other senseless.

"What's going on in there?" Sasami innocently asks as she takes a moment from cooking to see the commotion. "I was busy making lunch and all of you are being too loud for me to concentrate."

"Sasami NO!" Ayeka tries to reach the remote but is blocked by Ryoko's arm. "You are too young to see this!"

"Come on! She was going to learn about it sooner or later from me and Tenchi!" Ryoko boasts.

"Over my dead body!" Ayeka shot back.

"That can be arranged!" Ryoko smacks Ayeka in the back of her head.

"Stop it! I wanna get out!" Kiyone pleading "Mihoshi help me!"

"But Kiyone they aren't done playing charades yet! I still need to guess what it is they are trying to do!" Mihoshi replied

"Why do I even bother…" Kiyone sighed as the arguing and bickering continued.

Sasami picks up the remote and changes it to a cooking show. " I wanted to see that today…they have the recipe I am trying to perfect on it…" she smiles happily and walks away, setting the remote on the TV and leaving to finish lunch, only to shout back: "If anyone touches that remote there is no lunch for them!"

The three girls sit motionless on the floor, still bundled together from their squabble watching the cooking show.

"Ohhhh wow what kind of charades is this? Everyone kept their clothes on this time goody!" Mihoshi smiles and watches the cooking show.

Ayeka, Ryoko and Kiyone bang their faces against the floor in disgust until all three of them are out cold.

~Ok that's part I, comments? If you would like me to make it as long as other chapters of my fiction I will do that, just trying out what everyone does since comedy everyone doesn't want on so many pages, more to come in Part II!~