Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Youkai-nin ❯ Shukaku! ( Chapter 2 )

Demon-nin Chapter 2

Iruka, please do the disclaimer!

Iruka: Um...what for?

*Points at the crowd of screaming fangirls at an empty auction stand behind her, and in big, bold, italicized letters, there`s a huge sign reading, "Umino Iruka: Clothes Sold First, Then Him.."*

Iruka:*gulp* Alrighty, then... Genkidora Snuffles, the unofficial owner of bishounen from Naruto, Yu-Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Ranma 1/2, Inuyasha, and a lot of other bishounen from many other anime and videogames, does not own Naruto. If she did, a dark age of glomping and huggling will come upon us all...*shudders*

Thank you! *glomp*

Iruka: (Ugh, why couldn't she have picked something else to obsess over?)

Speech Code:

"Why does it matter what the law says? In Texas, you can kill your lover and the man or woman he or she's cheating on you with in your bed, and get away with it!" ~ said aloud quotes.

"O mebi qea, Ofuxko!" ~ someone speaking in Muvrauri, pronounced moov. rao. ree . means `Language' in uh...Muvrauri! If you read the alphabet I have below, you'll figure out the message.

Neoxi alphabet:

a = u

b = w

c = x

d = j

e = i

f = t

g = r

h = k

i = o

j = d

k = h

l = m

m = l

n = v

o = e

p = z

q = y

r = g

s = s

t = f

u = a

v = n

w = b

x = c

y = q

z = p

Note that `s' is the only letter that stays the same.

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"Hey, this is a nice place!" mumbled Mibi in awe.

Honoomaru growled, holding his nose. "It stinks of ningen..."

Mizumaru sighed and shook his head as he noticed young girls and women staring at him like he was the most beautiful thing in the world. "Why me, Inari? Why?" he asked himself.

"Because you're the pretty one with blue hair." Mibi answered cheerfully.

"That was a rhetorical question," Mizumaru pressed his index finger against the tip of her nose, smiling a little.

"Oh..."

"Silly girl..."

Honoomaru grumbled, not the least bit impressed, "Hitting on her already? You're pathetic,"

"Hey, you like her just as much, dimwit." Mizumaru growled back.

"So? I'm not hitting on her."

"I'm not exactly, either."

"That's pretty much what it is..."

"No, it isn't."

"Yes it is..." said Honoomaru said in a sing-song voice.

"No, it's not."

"Guys, come on! We're here!" Mibi tapped on both their heads, looking slightly annoyed.

"Already? That was quick..." Mizumaru mumbled.

Sol took their hands in hers and lead them through the building to Hokage's office.

"Ah, you four are right on time," Hokage smiled a little, taking a puff of his pipe. "The chuunin exams start on July the first, a week from now, as you may have heard from your superiors."

"Mizumaru-sensei, you didn't say anything about it starting in a week!" Mibi yelled.

"Well, it is." Mizumaru shrugged.

"Can we go now?!" shouted Keitaro, still in his dragon form, taking a puff of his cigarette.

"Your teacher can't, but you three may." Hokage replied.

"Awesome!" Honoomaru shot his fist into the air with a grin.

A half an hour later...

Keitaro stopped and sniffed.

"Something wrong?" asked Honoomaru.

"I smell raccoon and fox demons. Very powerful ones. But, there`s a human scent mixed in with both."

"Oh, that must mean the ones with the Kyuubi and Shukaku sealed in them are here! I can sense it! I'm going to find them, okay? Ja ne!" Mibi sprinted off.

Honoomaru shook his head. "As much as I love that girl, it's beyond me how she can just go off and do the most random things for no reason whatsoever..."

Keitaro nodded, spitting out his cigarette. "She's like that. Think we should follow her?"

"Sure."

Back to Mibi...

Sol skid to a halt, but ended up slipping on a banana peel and into...Naruto?!

"Oh! Sorry! I didn't mean to..." she apologized countless times to the now swirly-eyed boy.

"Ow...Hey! Who're you!?" he said, rubbing the bump on his head.

"I'm Mibi Akino, a genin from Magigakure no Sato. Who're you?" our little blonde said with a bow and a grin.

"Magigakure? Isn't that one of the demon shinobi territories?" asked a blonde-haired girl with the Sunagakure hitai-ate tied around her neck. (Temari.)

"Uh-huh." Mibi nodded.

"So, I suspect you're here for the chuunin exams?" she inquired.

"Yep, I sure am!"

"FKI SAV'S GONIG!!!" a voice called.

A bolt of lightning came down from the sky and hit Mibi. And now, she's a heap of a human with the eyes of a demon, sizzling like an overcooked B-B-Q.

"I...tai..." was all that came out of her mouth.

"What the hell was that?!" Naruto shouted.

"Ugh...ow..." Mibi was holding her head and stumbling to her feet. "Whenever someone says my full name in Muvraurian, I get hit by lightning..."

"Well, isn't your full name Mibi Akino?" asked a pink-haired girl with green eyes, and was kind of pretty to Mibi.

"No, it's Fki Sav's Gonig, which means, `The Sun's River.' I just changed my name to Mibi Akino, since I got banned from visiting the Muvrauri territory, even though I'm Muvraurian, `cause they think I destroyed Keli Nommuri."

"Keli Nommuri? What's that?" asked Honoomaru.

"That's the Muvraurian territory`s capital city, remember? Its name means 'Home Village'. We crossed through there on our way to Chikaragakure. It`s right in the center of Magigakure," Mibi dusted herself off and cast a healing spell on herself. "Anyway, who said my full name in Muvraurian?"

"Keitaro," Honoomaru shrugged. "He said it'd get your attention quick."

"So, uh, where's the registration-thingy-place?" asked Mibi.

"Registrations are tomorrow." Temari said matter-of-factly.

A boy with black outlining his eyes and the kanji for love on his forehead nodded. Mibi poked him. "Hey, are you Shukaku?"

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End Chappie 2!

I guess that was okay...

Iruka: What're you talking about?! That sucked!

*grabs Iruka and throws him into a pit of screaming fangirls.* My self-esteem's low enough, dobe....