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Super Mario smash party Melee uncensored

*-*-Author Notes: This story isn't for the faint of heart. This story is for people who are restless and/ or hyper off something. The rating is R for language, sexual content, violence, and crude humor. Yes, this was one of my first fan ever written after all I am a huge super Mario fan. *_*_ Missy-Bee *

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these guys or girls there all own by Nintendo or something. So sue me if you want but all you get is five bucks and a box of floppies.)*

Part one: Roll Call

Narrator: Mario & co. were warped into yet another party after all receiving invites but this time there wasn't any dice floating over there heads and there wasn't any game board for that matter. No there were in a rather large room. No windows, no doors just bed sheets that were used for a cover in between areas, there was just one bathroom and one bedroom. Only you couldn't tell since everything was just in that one very large room.

Peach: This is odd. Mario, I want to go home right now.

Mario: Yeah this place look like a crack house.

Luigi: But how? The wrap pipe is gone.

Donkey Kong: Hmm this is strange all well lets make the best of it and party.

Wario: Yes if we party they we can leave only how many turns is it 10,25, 30, 50 even.

Yoshi: Makes some weird sound and goes YOSHI NOW!

Mario: Donkey Kong you can talk?

D.K: Of course I can talk! I'm been talking just no one ever listen to me. I just spoke three lines ago! See that what I mean, I mean if I start making grunts and stupid noise like Yoshi then you people pay attention to me but…

Wario: Shut up! You damn dirty ape! We have to think how we going to get out of here.

Peach: (starts crying)

Mario: Don't cry my princess. Wario, please you scaring her.

Daisy: Not all of us are here what happen to the others um what's his name Waluigi and umm wasn't there other.

Mario: Lets do a roll call.

MP's members: Okay!

Mario: Ok Luigi are you ….

Narrator: Before Mario could say "here" yet another warp pipe open up and out came out some characters from Super Smash bros. Melee fell out onto the floor. Yea, their was a lot of grunts and complaining most by the Pokemon and a while the all got untangle. Link was the first to stand and the first to be aware that something wasn't right.

Link: What the Hell? How did I get here?

Mario: Mama Mia! How did you people warp here? You all are not a part of the Mario Party series!!

Bowser: WOW! Mario your showing some brains for once, did you figure that out by yourself? (Smirks evilly)

Luigi: Hey! Don't talk to my brother like that he has a lot of brains or maybe you forgot causing he always beating yours out.

Bowser: What was that? You fucking sorry piece of crap say it again and I'll kill you! I wouldn't be talking bogga man you only been the hero once ya know.

Luigi: (cries and runs to Daisy who pats him on the back.) meanie!

Ness: Hmm something must have interfered with the lining of the warp pipes and we have entered in a strange new dimension.

Samus: That what I was thinking so are their any strange creatures here?

Narrator: everyone looks at her for a long time. As if they weren't freaking enough Mario with his large nose. Peach with her sanky dirty blonde hair, Link with his butt hugger tights, Bowser with his claws and scales, Pichu and Pikachu with there large and freakish eyes, and list could keep going and going. Mario cleared his throat and found his voice.

Mario: OOOOO Kay so anyway is there any one here that isn't on Super Smash Bros. Melee since my crew and I are on the game anyway.

Wario: I'm not Super Smash bros and you know it pasta breath! So why ask such a stupid question and Waluigi isn't on it either but he ain't here anyways. (Mumbles) If I were on super smash bros, I would be an all star all the time. Kicking all your asses.

Daisy: I'm not on it.

Peach: Yes, you are if the player change my color to yellow I turn into you.

PMS: (means party members. Winks. Looks at her and shakes her head. Mario sighs) Things that make you go hmmm?

Mario: Peach dear, um she not really on it cause it still says you name at the bottom of the screen but yea. Anyways. Lets get on with roll call so we can see whom here.

PMS: Okay start.

Mario: Luigi

Luigi: Here

Mario: Peach

Peach: Here

Mario: Yoshi

Yoshi: farts

Mario: um okay that was sick.

Mario: Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong: Here (grunts)

Mario: Wario

Wario: I'm right in front of ya ass hole! Don't call my name! Leave me the hell alone!

Mario: (mumbles) Rude ass dork. (Speaks clearer) Bowser

Bowser: (gets in front of Jigglypuff) roars (clear throat.) Here pasta butt. (Jigglypuff start shivering uncontrollably)

Mario: That was pointless. Okay Link.

Link: Here

Mario: Roy

Roy: Here

Mario: Fox

Fox: (looks up and finally gets off the ground) Um what the question?

PMS: (Looks at him and sigh. Sweat drops form in there heads.) OH bother!

Mario: um Ice climbers Popo & Nana

Ice climbers: Here

Narrator: And the list went on and on till Mario voice almost went out. Finally, after another ten minutes pass and a few more rude remarks were made by Mewtwo and Ganondorf. The only ones missing from the group were Mr. Game and Watch, Waluigi, Young Link and Capt. Falcon. (A/n: for now anyways.)