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Part two: Hungry? Eat each other or fight!

Narrator: So there were twenty-two of them and the room didn't seem that big anymore. It didn't smell all that great either. Bowser had tried the with help of Link, Mewtwo, Fox, and Pikachu to blast holes in the walls but to no success. Actually, all they were doing were starting fires that Popo and Nana had to put out with their ice powers.

Peach: Mario what are we going to do? I'm hungry and there nothing in the icebox.

Wario: Ever heard of a refrigerator Princess? Try looking in there.

Mario: That's what she means. Wario, why are you always downing me and my girl man?

Donkey Kong: Cause he never got none from a girl. He's envious man.

Wario: Ya know what monkey boy? You better watch ya mouth before you end up on the table with an apple in your mouth and you be roasted. I have fireballs too.

Mario: Hmph must be small ones.

(Everyone but Wario laughs.)

Wario: Real funny meatball butt. Ha, Ha

Bowser: I know if I don't have something to eat in ten minutes or less. Someone's going to be gutted and eaten by me! (Blows a puff of smoke near the Ice climbers and the Pokemon.)

Pikachu: PIKA PIKA PI CHU.

Ness: Oh shut up! Can't you learn to talk like DK?

Pikachu: (snatches his head get all sad in the eyes) Pika?

Link: Hey I wonder how fast it would take me to kill a pokemon. (Grins evilly)

Marth: Ha, I bet I could kill one faster.

Roy: (who just came out of the bathroom.) I bet I could do it even quicker.

Pichu & Jigglypuff, Pikachu: makes there pokemon sound filled with worried. (They understand the swordsmen.)

Mewtwo: You wouldn't dare hurt my kind. I'll kill you before you touch any of the weaker ones.

Narrator: The weaker pokemon run two Mewtwo for protection who stands in front of them eyeing the swordsmen down and the swordsmen eye him back down.

Link: Fine since your so smart why don't you use you damn powers to get us something to eat. We all hungry here and you could help out!

Bowser: Eat shit! (Laughs and then growls with his stomach.)

Kirby: HEY I can talk! (Does the famous Kirby dance about a dozen times.)

Mario: Didn't you say here I called roll? (Checks the roll sheet.) Opps I have you absent sorry Kirby man.

Kirby: That's ok Mario. It was my fault anyways.

Bowser: (looking at Kirby) HMM so, Kirby are you fluffy and soft all over.

Kirby: (knowing this is a trap) Nah I can be hard as a rock. Weight about 100 tons. It wouldn't be fun to eat me, you can ask Dee Dee that. Plus I might give you gas.

Ness: Smart little guy isn't he?

Zelda: That he is.

Daisy: He is a guy!? So why is he pink?

Kirby: Ask my animator. (Sighs) It ain't easy being pink though everyone thinks I'm a gumball all the time. Then those M&M people always calling trying to get me to go on their side and do commercials but I'm too cool for that. Plus, I hate peanuts and that red one is an asshole. (Everyone nods their head or just ignore him.)

Luigi: So what are we going to do? We can't stay here and listen to each other grumble and stomachs rumble.

Wario: The green genius speaks again.

Mario: Wario, shut up man before I kick your ass. Don't make me do a wall kick on you.

Daisy: well we all got invites for a party, so let's party!

PMS: Looks at the clueless princess and sighs. Most of them count to ten. Bowser sends out a fireball burning the bed up and some of the hanging bed sheets much to Nana and Popo disproval as they stop the fires with their ice attacks.

Ice Climbers: could you quit it with the fireballs we are not an instant icemakers.

Bowser: SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I GUT YOU AND EAT YOU! LET THIS HELL HOLE BURN UP THEN!

Wario: That what I'm saying if we burn this place down then we can all get out. Go on with your lives and leave me alone.

Ness: Actually Wario if we burn this place up only the stuff in the inside would burn; however, the walls won't thus this room will fill with poisonous smoke killing us all.

Wario: And we have another genius folks. Clap your hands for the boy fucking wonder.

Mario: That's it Wario: I have had it with you and your rude comments ya fucking faggot.

Wario: WHAT! You calling me a fucking fag? You're the fag, fag!

Mario: Face it asshole any guy walking around with yellow and purple on isn't straight. With your small fireballs, I'm surprised you have any at all.

Wario: you wanna fight Mario! Then come bring it on pasta fag!

Mario: Alrigth.

Bowser and Mewtwo: Finally some action here.

Narrator: Mario powered up a fireball while Wario took out a hammer and started beating Mario with it. Mario recover quickly and threw fireball at Wario's head and then pick him up and threw him into Mewtwo. Which was a bad mistake for this enrage the Pokemon very much.

Mewtwo: Why you two big nose freaks of nature!

Bowser: Look who's talking?

Mewtwo: You what some of me? You reject Barney!

Bowser: WHAT! BARNEY! Oh, hell nah! It's on now Poke-crap.

Narrator: Now it was a four on four match between well duh the four as they other watched. Till Roy who was, getting over a sickness threw up all over Link's boots.

Link: What the hell! Don't you see the bathroom over there? Zelda made these for me and you ruined them with your puke! Why you stupid ass…DIE.

Narrator: Link pulled out his sword with the quickness of light and started slashing at Roy. Marth wasn't going to allow this to happen as he push through the crowds and pulled out his sword. All of sudden he slashed at Link knocking off his cap.

Link: You two fuckers wanna fuck with me! Bring it then I don't need my younger self to beat you creeps.

Narrator: So now the swordsmen where having a fight a two on one battle while, Bowser, Mewtwo, Mario and Wario were all going at it. Nana and Popo kept running around putting out fires big and small. As the others watched in awe and dodged objects thrown at them. Zelda transformed into Sheik so she could better doge objects such as tables, lamps, and of course fireballs and coins. After half the room was burning, Nana and Popo had it with being the unofficial firepersons. As the walked up to Jigglypuff and whispered in her/his eyes something to stop the mayhem. Meanwhile Mario was throwing coins at Wario and Bowser's head taunting them.

Mario: A penny for you pain! A penny for you pain!

Jigglypuff: (starts to sign his/her lullaby song.) jig, jig, and jiggy ly puff. (Continues till everyone in the room is sleeping.)

Narrator: So, the Mario party members slept on and after a while so did Jigglypuff. Bowser unknowing was on top of Mewtwo with his thumb in his mouth and Mewtwo cuddling him like a stuffed animal. Mario and Wario were in a sitting position with there hands still cupped as if they were about to throw a fireball. Link had his sword still pointed at Roy's neck as Marth had his sword pointed to Link's crotch area. Peach was bending over a chair drooling heavily out her mouth making freaky noises and the rest were just passed out on the floor or on top of fallen objects.