Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Super Mario Smash Party Melee Uncensored ❯ When things get smelly blame.... ( Chapter 3 )

Part three: When stuff starts to smell blame Yoshi. Now everyone get stripped.

Several hours pass before Fox woke up. He wiped the slob off his face and got up he really had to take a dump. He tiptoe pass his entire fellow um comrades, pick up a bed sheet to replace the one that had tears all though it.

Fox: What the hell happen? I mean we were all watching and dodging around all the fights when that pink pokemon started to sing. What power! Good thing Link, Roy, and Marth didn't eat that one. Oh, man here comes a long one. (Grunts.)

Yes Fox had made a habit of talking of himself since no one cared about him anymore and with only Falco as an ally in the game, one couldn't blame the poor guy. He was a real screw up and he couldn't help it. After while when he flushed the toilet which made more noise than he had hoped it would he tiptoe back over to… well he couldn't go back to sleep laying on top of a broken jagged table like he was before so he curled himself into a ball and went back to sleep.

Now Mario, Wario, and Luigi had very strong noise and the slightest foul smell bother them and this wasn't because of their big and freakishly large noses. The three started sniffing in their sleep. They all smelled it and it was called.……..

Wario: CRAP!

This woke up most of the creatures from their slumber as they now were sniffing and making faces and getting up from uncomfortable places like peach for instant.

Bowser: AW man! Who took a shit? Cause it ain't funny ya better hold it till we get out of here. No one wants to smell this…

Mario: SHIT! My nose is starting to bleed. Man this is foul alrigth who ever did it is going to get there ass kicked. (Hold his nose with one hand and shakes a fist with the other.)

Luigi: (Cries and run to Daisy.) Mama MIA!

Daisy: (Looks at him and stares) Luigi did you make a dump?

Peach: Daisy! I'm surprised at you! A princess doesn't talk in such a matter. Better to say….

Mario: Cut the crap Peach. We need air.

Peach: (Cries and starts rock herself back and forth.) You'll all so rude to me.

Yoshi: (farts) makes though weird noise.

D.K: I think we found the criminal to the crime. (Looks at Yoshi.)

Fox: (Sniffing) Yeah it was him! It smell like he did it doesn't it?

A mean thing to do wasn't it but hey Fox was scared of Mario and he didn't what to have to face a three on one match with them. Fox knew he wasn't all that strong and Falco wasn't that much of help too him. Yoshi farted so blame him after all; he was smelling up the place even worst. Let Team Mario kick his dino or whatever the hell he was ass. Fox had fought Yoshi many of times and won. Yoshi was one of the weakest fighters in the game and many would agree. All he could do was throw eggs, jump high, and sallow you with he freakish tongue. If you avoided all of that then you could easily kick his green egg throwing stinking ass. Beside Yoshi was so mentally challenge he wouldn't even see the trap and would just take the blame. It would work, it had too or that was his foxy ass.

PMS: YOSHI DID YOU GO TAKE A DUMP!?

YOSHI: (Farts) Makes noises (cocks head to the side.)

Kirby: Is he even smart enough to use a toilet?

Ness: Yes besides could he have put up that bed sheet so high? I don't think he can jump that high.

Mario: He can but now that I think about it no Yoshi isn't potty trained so no he couldn't have learned to use the toilet at all. I mean you should watch him around Peach's castle their Yoshi's droppings all over the place!

Peach: That's true. (Sniffs and blow nose.) No Yoshi didn't do it cause it would be on the floor and its always runny.

Marth: Too much information there Princess we didn't need to know that.

Ganondorf: Maybe it was Mewtwo he looks like Shit. (Thinks too himself "wow my first line! I haven't said a word since roll call but that was edited out. Damn it")

Mewtwo: You sound like Shit.

Bowser: You both smell like Shit.

Kirby: Luigi taste like shit. (Everyone looks at him. He gets freaked out and quickly says.) I know because when we were fighting I sucked him in to seal his power. GEZ!

Fox: Yeah but have you ever tasted Shit Kirby? (Keeps thinking of ways to get off topic.)

Samus: Please don't start and don't answer that Kirby in fact don't say a damn word any more.

Sheik: The last then we need is more smelly people in here, which are all ready all musty from the last fights.

When Sheik/Zelda spoke in that tone of word everyone, obeyed. For a while, at least anyway then Kirby got an idea though he was a afraid of what Samus who do to him. She was one tough bounty hunter and he didn't want to cross her path. He still had nightmares about fighting with her. Though he loved he power that the only way he could win if he stole her power. Kirby got closer to her as there was a long silence and with each second Fox was tensing and bugging out. Mario nose had lessened the bleeding down as he rubbed on Peach's legs getting her attention and care. Wario was wondering why and how he got stuck with all these dorks and why in his creator name didn't the smell go away as he looked around the room.

Popo: Damn it's hot in here.

Nana: Yeah and it's not cause we have these double fur coats on.

Ness: Hmm who didn't brush their teeth this morning?

Almost everyone raised his or her hand form Pichu to Marth to Fox to Mario himself. It not like they were planning to all be struck in such small quarters and having a chat. Mario had run out of toothpaste and was going to borrow some for Peach. Only the ladies had brushed their teeth it didn't matter if Samus did or didn't since she had a helmet on anyway.

Ness: Well that explains a lot.

Wario: Oh I know doesn't it? (Sounds very sarcastic and rolls eye)

Ness: please sir breath up wind. You smell like bad cheese.

Wario: Shut up twerp.

Ness: Dick head.

Wario: WHAT!

Mario: Hmm if he had a…

Peach: Mario don't start.

Mario: Alrigth.

Bowser: Have anyone figured out how this party or whatever supposed to work?

Wario: (sighs and with a serious voice.) Nope. Normally we take do turns which we walk around a stupid board and after everyone hits the magic dice and walk whatever spaces a mini game starts and we keep going till then everything doubles. Then at the end we choice the party star which is never me cause someone always fucking cheats.

Kirby: So lets plays a game then.

Bowser: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO DO.

DK: Clam down Bowser that might work. It better than fighting since that has gotten us nowhere.

Popo and Nana: (takes off their fur coats.) Oh mighty creator no!

Why they drew attention to themselves no one will ever be able to know but some of the crew like what they were seeing. It appeared that Nana and Popo only had underwear under those coats of theirs.

Nana: Oh man I thought I had some clothes on! How could these happen?

Popo: I guess because we never took off our coats before. (Scratches his butt.)

PMS: (Looks at them in disgusted yet, other case of TMIF or too much info.) SO, you two never took a bath or shower then?

Ice climbers: We always to busy chasing off polar bears and climbing mountain ranges. Besides we, always together but we not going to watch each other bathe or bathe together.

Mewtwo: This is too disturbing for me to talk about so I shall clean myself. (Goes into a deep mediation) OH HUM OH HUM OH HUM.

Mario: Oooooo Kay so anyways um maybe you two should put back on those coats now okay.

Sheik: (changes back into Zelda.) Why Mario, is it getting a little uncomfortable in certain places?

Link: Princess Zelda! What has gotten in too you? No one wants to know that? (Hind his front with his shield. Blushes.)

Zelda: (starts pulling off her dress) Mind you business Link! Lets all strip down.

Wario: YEAH BABY! I LIKE THAT PLAN!

Mario: Umm I'm not sure about this.

Bowser: what's the matter Mario? Ya got dirty underwear on?

Ness: Hey this could be like a mini game. Let's see who can strip the fastest.

PMS: OKAY LETS DO IT. (Blushes.) STRIP NOW!

There was a lot of tugging and a grunting the ice climbers couldn't believe what they had started it. Shoes, boots, dresses, pants, shirts, caps, hats, gloves, and even the shredding of skin and scales was happening. Kirby and the other pokemon were left out since they didn't have any clothes to begin with in the first place but they didn't want to be a part of this anyway. Yoshi was putting his shoes in his mouth sucking on them till one of them went to far back and started choking on it. Peach had to stop stripping and help the slowed minded lizard thing out.

Link: Ha I win.

Daisy: No I win.

Luigi: No you both win. (Smiles and winks at Daisy.)

Wario: Luigi what those brown marks on the back of you boxers and why do you boxers with Pichu face all over it?

Luigi: um I… don't…. know….. (Cries and run over to Daisy.)

Falco: Luigi has skid marks!!! (Starts LOL and thinks "wow this is my first line!")

Luigi: No I don't! I sat in some M&Ms when I woke up this morning. They were all over my bed for some reasons. (Looks at Mario but Mario looks away.)

Falco: Yeah right and I didn't see Fox go take a shit an hour ago when ya was all sleep.

You could hear an ant sneeze it got so quite in the room. Though they were all in their underwear from Peach in her pretty n pink set of underwear to Link's sea green boxer briefs to Mario's red and blue Spider-Man boxers. (A/n: Don't ask, Don't Flame, cause it only gets worse.) They all looked at Fox as Fox looked at Falco as if he was the biggest asshole on the face of the planet. How did he? Then why did he? He couldn't even complete his thoughts he was so hurt. His comrade totally just sold him out and the way he busted him out like that.

Falco: (thinks to himself "um maybe that's why I wasn't allowed to talk all this time." Steps back from Fox.) Sorry buddy but you step on my feather when you first got up and…..

Fox: BUDDY? BUDDY! DON'T YOU BUDDY ME YOU COCK EYED BUFFOON WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DONKEY KONG!? YOU JUST SOLD ME OUT AND YOUR CALLING ME BUDDY! I AM NOT YOUR BUDDY AND YOU CAN FIND YOU OWN FUCKING WAY HOME! ACTUALLY YOU OUT OF MY CREW AND GAME! YOU'RE FINISHED! THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW!!! YOU FUCKING DOFUS! I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU FACE AGAIN!

PMS: OH don't worry Foxy you won't be seeing anyone face for a long long time. BUDDY! (Starts to close Fox in.)