Fan Fiction / SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ SD Gundam: The Soap! II ❯ High in Death & The Pain of Pleasure ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Gundam: The Soap! II:
You know how it all goes.
"Humpdy Dumpdy sat on a wall,
Humpdy Dumpdy had a great fall
All of the king's horses and all of the king's men
Couldn't save his copyright ass from Disney again."
By: May-VeggieGirl1 and NeoYami

RW: Alrighty, well, of all the things, we lost the chapter in between the second prolouge and most recent. ^^; Desa vu much?? Muahahaha- gack, anyway, sorry. It didn’t get anywhere serious in plot, so I shall act as your handy-dandy sumarizer-thingie!

With Memnon reduced to nothing, Kane, no longer possessed, realizes and mourns over Ybaso’s loss. Dante, in his obliviousness, creates tension with Kaibaso in believing he did not, in fact, care over his brother’s death. Kaibaso actually forgives Dante, and Kane, in her loneliness, asks Aisu to be a ’bed buddy’ for the night.
Hormones ensue, and nearly kill Aisu. But he sticks to his guns, and moral country beliefs, that’s it’s wrong to take one of your best friend’s girlfriend, especially the night after he had died.

RW: Continueth and sorry for the late update! (and last chapter about Info was edited! ^^; )

Chapter 1:
Part1: High in Death
Part2: The Pain of Pleasure



Part1: High in Death
What would you do if you became a ghost? Why, get high wid Buggy-B, yo’, of course!
Pairings: None


RW: what do to over here... v.v hmm...
Kai: ^^;;
Kai: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... dedumdedum....I dunno
RW: lol ^^;
Kai: I wonder what turns Ama on?
RW: I don't know yet x.x
Kai: lol ^^; Well I want Ziv to do whatever to make Ama want to suddenly pounce on him...it'd be funny if it was in front of Aisu...MUAHAHA! Torture!
RW: brb for a sec
Kai: kk
RW: backles
Kai: yay!
RW: lol
RW: awww x.x; I don't feel like doing Ama for a while....
Kai: awww v.v;;
RW: x.x sowwee x.x
Kai: ok then...what? x.x
RW: no...idea.. x.x
RW: Ybaso runs into the bug that used to whisper in Baku's ear in the... ghost world thing? x.x
RW: or Buggy-B x.x?
Kai: Buggy-B!
Kai: ^^
RW: yayness X3

Ybaso: x.x...*sighs and floats around boredly* God, this is as bad as when I was a kid...
Buggy-B: *listening to Metallica on his little headphones while ridding on Ybaso's shoulder* NAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Ybaso: Oo *looks around* ...wtf?!?!
Buggy-B: *does some air guitar* XP
Ybaso: *looks over his shoulder* ...The hell???? O.o
Buggy-B: NYANANA---*sees Ybaso and turns off his music* ...Sup dawg?
Ybaso: You can see me?! O_o
Ybaso: I was just wondering how the hell you were on my shoulder....O.o;;;
Buggy-B: DUH. I'm on your shoulder.
Buggy-B: Cuz there's a great view ^^
Ybaso: -.- I'm DEAD.*
Buggy-B: Oh..sorry dude. That must suck v.v
Ybaso: O.o;;;; Yeah-but-how-AIYAH x.x
Ybaso: Okay, tell me I don't sound crazy:
Ybaso: I'm dead. No one can see me. No one can hear me.
Ybaso: Is it really okay that a bug can just...SIT on my shoulder and listen to headbanger music???
Buggy-B: ...Like, dude...I dunno. v.v
Ybaso: x.x; Good enough. At least I'm not alone.
Buggy-B: So...can we like, go somewhere to get a soda?
Ybaso: Um, yeah. x.x; *doesn't really have a body, just a spiritual...shape....so food/drink/sleep wouldn't matter anyway*
LBuggy-B: Sa-WEET! ^^
Ybaso: Know where the closest machine is? x.x
Buggy-B: Over the hills and through the woods.
Ybaso: I thought that was grandma's house. *sweatdrops*
Buggy-B: Would ya beleive they put it right next to her house? That's probably why the wolf won't leave her alone ^^;
Ybaso: ..O.o; Okay.
Ybaso: *flies over the hill and through the woods... ghosty heehee*
Buggy-B: Um, watch out for Banshees they're annoying as hell.
Ybaso: Hm? O.o You mean like, in ghost world?
Buggy-B: ....huh?
Ybaso: x.x? What Banshees?
Buggy-B: What hassies?
Ybaso: x.x;;;;;; Whatever. *takes a soda out of the machine*
Doughnut Ghost appears out of the soda can* BEEEWAREEEE the Doughnut ghooooost!
Ybaso: ...T.T *blasts doughnut ghost* ...Sweet. ^^
Buggy-B: *grabs the soda* ^^
D.G: ...*puffs out smoke* ....Beware!! x.x *flies off*
Ybaso: ...What now? v.v
Buggy-B: Let's go get some weed yo.
Ybaso: O.o; Okay...
Buggy-B: What? Soda and weed go together like PB and J
Ybaso: Okay x.x
Buggy-B: To the ghetto yo!
Ybaso: *flies to the ghetto* x.x
Buggy-B: *see a cockroach* Yo hommoeee!!!
C: Yo buggy-BEHHHH! Sup? Who's the drag?
Buggy-B: Some dead guy. v.v
Ybaso: ...x.x; It's been too long since I've been here...
C: Oh hey I've seen you before! Your brotha tried to stomp me out man...but they can't kill me...THEY CAN'T KILL ME BROTHA!!!!
Buggy-B: Yo, shut up and gimmie some smack. -.-
Ybaso: O.o; Hm, no I mean... whatever. x.x/
Ybaso: *steals some mary j from a sleeping hobo and lights it*
C & Buggy-B: *lights some pot* ..ahhh...^^
Ybaso: *takes a drag and exhales*....Gah, this sucks... x.x
Buggy-B: What does ghost dude?
Ybaso: I can't get high while being dead x.x
Buggy-B: Well...you can imagine it yo.
Ybaso: x.x;
C: like...yeah man! Imagination is da keyyy!

Kai: (hanging out with high bugs in death...what a sad afterlife)
Ybaso: (totally x.x)
Kai: (LOL)

Ybaso: -.-;; ...You two are totally lame. Who the hell imagines being high!? ><
Buggy-B: ...People who can't get high.
Ybaso: x_x ...GOD I hate this! x.x
Buggy-B: Then like...get alive man v.v
Ybaso: x.x I can't as long as some crazy doesn't re-summon Memnon... *sighs*
Ybaso: *watches them get high* ...T.T I'm bored.

Kai: (meanwhile some cultists with hikyuu are sacrificing some snails and chickens to bring him back lol)
RW: (O.o LOL)
RW: (uh, nah ^^; Hikyuu's just gonna do it with her own life coz *thankfully* I made her a gundam... Or she's looking for someone to force the responsibility on... >) Liiiikee.... I dunno, Bakki?? XD)
Kai: (she should live and die later like Pronyma does with Yggdrasil...such a sad way to go but hey, lol)
RW: (O.o what??)
Kai: (Hmmm...dedumm....dodedo. Hey she should be to memnon with a glass bal or something ^^; that'd be odd but cool...no wait....a magic SPOON!)
RW: (WTF are you TALKING about?! @.@)
Kai: (she should be pacing around like all obsessive over memnon and he suddenly starts talking to her through a random object....no wait..a dildo!! AHAHAHAHA!)
RW: (lolol ^^)
Kai: ( he's deadish so he should have someway of contacting her through something like some spirits do...do you ever watch movies? x.x)
Kai: (how about we do that lol?)
RW: (oh...ok x.x got it)
Kai: (ok x.x so wanna do that for a while for wierdness sake?)
RW: (ok...xx)

RW: Hikyuu: *pacing back and forth* What do I do... how will I get master back...

Kai: (ok what object should he talk through? ^^)
Kai: (mauhaha)
RW: (I dunno, you choose! x.x)
Kai: (fine I'll go with the dildo thing to make it akward!)

Memnon's voice: Hikyuu? Hey Hikyuu! Can you hear me??
Hikyuu: *looks around* *grins wide* Master!!
Memnon's voice: Um..oh god this is akward...um...I'm talking to you through an object since I can't physically be here...unfortunately I have poor aim at this so...uhh...I'm under your bed Hikyuu x.x
Hikyuu: *blinks and reaches under bed and pulls out something* ...??
Memnon's voice in the dildo: ...This is definately akward....x.x
Memnon's voice: I always wanted to fuck you but not like this! x.x
Hikyuu: ...Oo// Ehehehh...?
Hikyuu: It's alright master, I still love you, hm... ^^;;;;;

RW: (lol in which term?)
Kai: (I dunno x.x)

Memnon's voice: Well, anyway. v.v; Do you know anything about the stupid curse seals that %^%&^*%&(^*@ put on me?
Hikyuu: *frowns* I'm afraid not,hm. There aren't any writings on the subject, even in Ark... but I've heard that Jubaku has mastered the art...hm.
Memnon's voice: ok let's go get him then. v.v
Hikyuu: *bows to the...dildo...* Yes master, hm.
Memnon's voice: because I refuse to be a sex toy any longer! (...*snickers*)
Hikyuu: *nods* Sir! Hm!
Hikyuu: *sets the dildo carefully in a drawer and leaves*

RW: (gtg v.v; bi bi)



Part2: The Pain of Pleasure
Hey, not everything’s cool when you get knocked up in school. Especially with your friend’s girlfriend.
Pairings: KA, TM, DKb


Kane: *is cuddles against Aisu in her sleep with half of her shirt off* zzz...

Kai: (AHH! Bring it on torrtures meeeee!!!)
RW: (O.o lolol)
RW: (dude... that reminds me x.x One day I woke up... next to my pants that I was wearing to bed...)
Kai: (.....O.o)
RW: (I mean, seriously, I opened my eyes, and froze because I saw something black next to me and there they were, PERFECTLY laid out... like, not even in a ball....)
Kai: (that kinda happens to me only not with pants ^^; )
RW:(it happens with socks, but that's expected x.x)
Kai: (lol)

Kane: Zzz....*grumbles about...pickles O.o*
Aisu: ...x.x Can't...sleep....

Kai: ( *as Aisu* must...resist....the force...x.x)
RW: (lololol XD)

Kane: *turns over so she's lying on her back*

RW: (lol aka boobs up)
Kai: (LOL)
RW: (^^;; I just made that up lolol)
Kai: (thats why its funny ^^ )

Kane: Zzz....
Kane: Mmnm....harder...

Kai: (LOL)
Aisu: *face goes red* No, don't think about those kind of images, don't think don't think don't think... x.x
Kane: *nuzzles her head against Aisu's shoulder slightly while still muttering in her sleep* don't stop...
Aisu: *shudders as he starts to feel... hard lol* ^^
Kane: *runs a hand over her stomach while rubbing her legs together slowly*
Aisu: ><
Aisu: *throws himself out of bed and lands with a thump on the cold ground* ....x__x

RW: (*as Aisu* *starts rolling all over the floor like Hidaki LOLOL* Chobits…heehee…)

Kane: *wakes up and sits up rubbing her eyes* Uhh...Hey Aisu...what are you doing on the ground?
Aisu: x.x N....Nothing....
Kane: *pulls down her shirt and looks over the bed at Aisu* umm...need help up?
Aisu: No... I think I'm more comfy sleeping here... x.x Thanks anyway...
Kane: Aww, does your back hurt or something?
Aisu: ...///x.x Something like that....
Kane: *gets down on the floor next to Aisu* Here, I'll give you a massage.
Aisu: Oo///// N-No, that's okay-!!

RW: (god, that reminds me of the last drawn together... LOLOL ^^)
Kai: (LOL no kidding)

Kane: Oh its fine. *goes behind Aisu and starts massaging his neck and shoulders* ...Jeeze your tense.
Aisu: Aiiyaaaaa..... x.x *forcible relaxes*
Kane: That's better...*rubs his lower back*
Aisu: x.x Niiiiii....
Kane: Hey lie down on your stomach so this'll be easier for me.
Aisu: ....x.x;;;; *does so and sighs*
Kane: *sits on Aisu and rubs his upper back and shoulders (god this is probably torture for him lol*
Aisu: *is torture for him* ...x.x/////
Kane: ok, now sit up for a minute.
Aisu: Mmmm.... *doesn't want to* x.x *is stuck between a cold floor and a warm body...lol*
Kane: *gets up* oh come onn. Get up lazy.
Aisu: x.x *didn't get any sleep last night*
Kane: ...*helps Aisu sit up and sits on his lap* Geeze you're a dead weight. *rubs his shoulders from in front* (...lol ^^; )
Kane: ..You ok? You don't look so good.
Aisu: x.x///// *face is a bit too red* Nyahhh....... x.x
Kane: *puts her hand on his forehead* You're a little warm..poor thing. Anything I can get you? (*as Aisu* Yes...your vigina!)
Aisu: *twitch* Um... just maybe some air.... ////x.x
Kane: ok. I'll open a window since its too cold to go outside for long..*gets up and opens the window and helps Aisu back into bed* ^^
Kane: *leans over Aisu so her chest is hovering above his face when she reaches for a pillow to put under Aisu's head* Better?
Aisu: *sighs* Thanks.... ////o__o//// um.......
Yuri Atchi [8:29 PM]:Kane: ok. I'm gonna get changed....and don't peek. *goes to her closet and pulls out some pants and a t-shirt and starts stripping off her clothes*
Aisu: *pulls the blanket over his eyes*
Kane: Gah! Damnit I hate trying to take this bra off..
Aisu: x_x///////// *quietly gets up and tip toes to the window* .... >.>
Aisu: *jumps out it* ////x.x

Kai: (ahaha! ^^; )

Kane: *hears it and looks over the window in just a pair of pants and a bra* Aisu what the hell are you doing!?
Aisu: *out the window and running back inside the front door* x_x///;;;
Kane: .....what a freak...*sweatdrops*
Aisu: Hide me before she kills me!!!
Taishi: *pokes his head up from around the couch and makii's bra on his head* ...Oo// What???
Aisu: ...X_X///// AHHHHH!!!! *runs out screaming*

Kai: (AHAHA!)

Kane: *comes in fully clothed* ...Did Aisu just come in screaming? -.-
Taishi: *has half of his armor thrown on halfhazzardly* Um... x.x;;; Yeah...
Kane: *sees the Bra on Tai's head but tries to ignore it* x.x
Taishi: He just...left.... x.x//
Makii: *wakes up and looks at Tai* wuzza time..? *Yawns*
Kane: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; thanks...and get a non publicated room next time. x.x *goes outside* AISU!
Taishi: Your MOM! ><
Taishi: That's not important sweetie. v.v *cuddles next to her*
Kane: *looks back at the house* What kind of half-witted response was that? -.-; *goes off looking more*
Makii: Mmkay...*nuzzles* Hey take that armor off..
Taishi: An after-sex one! x.x
Taishi: As soon as Kane is very far away, dear. v.v
Makii: *whines* She'll run away if she sees ya naked anyway now take it oooooff!
Taishi: -.- I don't want her to see me.
Makii: Screw her---no wait...Screw me! *kisses his neck*
Taishi: *blushes* ////
Taishi: You're silly *nuzzles and nips her neck*

RW: (wow, we suddenly switches topics... lolol)
Kai: (no kidding)

Makii: Mmm.. yeah well...so are you...damn we shouldn't drink so many wine bottles. hehehehe.
Taishi: *grins a little while kissing her*
Makii: *kisses back while grabbing him* Hehehe. Kitty still wants to play..
Dante: *is in the kitchen getting Kaibaso a glass of water* ...*Sees them from behind the couch* ....x.x

RW: (lolol ^^)

Taishi: *licks her nipple*
Makii: Tai-Tai wanna play more? *purrs*
Dante: x.x;;; *goes into his room and gives Kaibaso his water* ...this glass is now the embodiment of mental horror...
Aisu: *hides in a bush panting* /////x_x/////
Kaibaso: ...*blink* Is it still okay to drink it?
Makii: Mmhehehe.
Kane: *sneezes* Aisu where did you go!? -.- Gah this is way too early for this...
Dante: Yeah but keep in mind I suffered for it. v.v
Kaibaso: ...O.o Okay. (thinking: "best kind of water ^^)
Taishi: God, we're getting as bad as Baku and Zero... //x_x;

Kai: (LOL)

Makii: ...That a problem? *sits on top of Tai* ^^
Taishi: Depends... T.T;;;;;

Kai: (Kaibaso should make Dante get him something else lol)
Kaibaso: *drinks his water* ...*hands Dante the glass* ^^
Makii: Oh come on...don't you like making love to me? *pouts cutely*
Taishi: Of course I do, sweetie! *purrs and wraps his arms around her*
Dante: ...*blinks* Why are you giving me this?
Makii: Then there's nothing to worry about *kisses him*
Kaibaso: I want more. v.v
Taishi: *kisses back* I guess.
Dante: x.x;; b-but...
Makii: you guess? *rubs against him*
Taishi: *blushes a little as his dick rubs up against her* Hm, you want another round? //x.x
Kaibaso: ...T_T
Makii: Always
Dante: ...;-; f-fine....only because I love you...x.x *gets up*

RW: (i might sign off, so understand if I do x.x bi bi ahead of time)
Kai: (ok x.x)
Taishi: x.x; Well, we can't do it always... but I guess if kitty wants to play some more...
Taishi: *kisses down her chest*
Makii: Mmm..and kitty likes...
Dante: *goes to the ktichen and fills the glass again then sees them* ...X_X *goes back into his room and shoves the water in Kaibaso's hands while twitching*
Kaibaso: *sips it and barely drinks a third of it* v.v Thanks. *sits the rest on the counter*
Aisu: *sees Kane and hides again* x_x;;;
Kane: Aisu! *randomly falls into a trap hole* AHH!!
Aisu: O.o *jumps up* Kane?!
RW: (I g2g v.v bi bi)


That’s all for chapter 1 folks! :D So there’s hope for Ybaso yet! But can Kane manage to persuade Aisu to discard his moral beliefs for his true heart? Revieweth please! ^^;

(And if you’re wondering, I’m *attempting* to work on Chibified and *AM* working on Taishi’s Betrayal’s continuation: YM! ^_^)