Fan Fiction ❯ A BUNCH of Random DMC Fics ❯ The Random DMC Chapter ( Chapter 4 )

I don't own DMC!!

 

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Neko: I'm boooooooooooooored!! *Begins to think* *Stops* I KNOW!! *Claps hands*

 

Dante: *Appears*

 

Virgil: *Appears*

 

Sparada: *Appears*

 

Neko: ^-^ YEAH!! I have more friends today!!

 

Dante: O.o AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME!!!

 

Virgil: *Rolls eyes*

 

Sparada: *Blinks*

 

Neko: =^-^= Hi, Mr. Legendary Dark Knight!

 

Sparada: Hello! *Kisses Neko's hand*

 

Neko: At least someone has some manners.

 

Virgil: ………

 

Dante: I don't have time for this… I have to kill monsters.

 

Virgil: *Evil smile* I must also kill someone.

 

Neko: No need to!

 

Dante/ Virgil/ Sparada: ???????? WHAT?!?!?!

 

Neko: All of those monsters fear me!! So they follow everything I say!!

 

Dante and Virgil: PROVE IT!!!

 

Neko: *Opens curtains*

 

Dante/ Virgil/ Sparada: O.o

 

DMC Monsters: *Looking around room rapidly*

 

Mundus: HAHAHAHA!! I FEAR NO ONE!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

Neko: *Pulls out stone carver kit*

 

Mundus: O.o I SURRENDER

 

Dante/ Virgil/ Sparada: O.O

 

Neko: I know what all the creatures fear!

 

Dante: And…

 

Virgil: Why is this important?

 

Neko: Example. *Points to Marionettes*

 

Dante/ Virgil/ Sparada: *Look at Marionettes*

 

Neko: *Holds up jar*

 

Jar: *Has something written on label in big bold letters* TERMITS

 

Marionettes: O.O *Begin to panic*

 

Neko: See what I mean?

 

Dante/ Virgil/ Sparada: *Nod heads*

 

Neko: Now I shall rule the DMC world… MUHAHAHAHAHAHA *Cell phone rings* *Stops laughing* Hang on! *Answers phone* Hello? No Queerwig I said cheese and black olives!! What did Babaghanouj say?

 

Dante/ Virgil/ Sparada: *Blinks*

 

Neko: Well tell him that!! Ok….Bye! *Hangs up cell phone* Sorry Babaghanouj messed up my pizza order. Isn't that funny?

 

Dante/ Virgil/ Sparada: …………

 

Neko: Tough crowd….. anyways who wants to…..

 

Dante/ Virgil/ Sparada: O.o …. *Gulp*

 

Neko: PLAY TEKKEN 5?

 

Dante and Virgil: *Anime fall*

 

Neko: What? ………What did I say?

 

Virgil: No one with the brightest mind would play that-

 

Neko: What about Devil May Cry?

 

Dante/ Virgil/ Sparada: *Anime fall*

 

Neko: Was it something I said?

 

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