Fan Fiction ❯ A Little LOTR Tale ❯ Destroying the Ring ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: chibigokan 
Made before the Return of the King came out so it's more related to the desrtuction of the ring in the book, though it's actually not related at all. Very insane...
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 12.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 472 | Visits: 307 | Status: Completed
Made before the Return of the King came out so it's more related to the desrtuction of the ring in the book, though it's actually not related at all. Very insane...
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 12.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 472 | Visits: 307 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR
A Little LOTR tale
Destroying the Ring
One day, during the time of the war for Middle-earth.
Sam: Mr. Frodo, what are we doing following this nasty Gollum fellow?
Frodo: He's the only way we can get to Mordor. Mordor. That's a funny word. Mor, dor, mur, dor, murder, murder Sam!
Sam: O.O What?!
Frodo: Huh? Nothing. Anyway, dear Samwise Gamgee, let us continue on with our quest.
Gollum: Follow me nice, good, hobbitses. Nice, good, tasty, yummy hobbitses.
Sam: What was that, Gollum?
Gollum: Hmm, ye stupid, tasty hobbit?
Sam: *whispering to Frodo* Mr. Frodo did you here what he said?
Frodo: Yeah I know. No one says "ye" anymore.
Sam: No! I mean the "tasty hobbit" part.
Frodo: Oh that. Yeah, I agree, hobbits are tasty.
Sam: Oh, is that so. And, how exactly would you know? You're not a cannibal, are you, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: Well, I only eat those who keep calling me Mr. Frodo. You know, because it sounds just a bit gay, and all.
Sam: Yeah aren't? Sorry, I thought that-
Gollum: Don't worry, I thought that too.
Frodo: O.o' Why? Why would you think I'm gay?!
Sam: I don't know! It's just assumed with the way you act and all.
Frodo: *glaring* What do you mean? My fawning over the ring? The precious ring? Well Gollum is like that too.
Sam: Yes, and he's gay.
Frodo: No, no he isn't. I would have known...
Gollum: Really, master, would you have known?
Frodo: Ahh, crap. Mr. Frodo. Master. Man, I'm stupid.
Gollum: Well we don't really have any use of him now that we know he's gay, do we Sam?
Sam: No, I suppose not.
Gollum: Okay then. *is about to eat Frodo*
Frodo: Wait, what about the ring? I have to destroy- *Gollum swallows him, along with the ring*
Sam: Interesting. So now what do we do?
Gollum: I don't know, want to go jump into the volcano?
Sam: Okay.
So Gollum and Sam jump into the volcano place in which the one ring was forged and in that way the ring was destroyed.
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So how did you like it? Sorry about making Sam and Gollum gay, if you like them but this was a quick random fic that popped into my head. So review, or flame; I just want some responses. Thankies.
A Little LOTR tale
Destroying the Ring
One day, during the time of the war for Middle-earth.
Sam: Mr. Frodo, what are we doing following this nasty Gollum fellow?
Frodo: He's the only way we can get to Mordor. Mordor. That's a funny word. Mor, dor, mur, dor, murder, murder Sam!
Sam: O.O What?!
Frodo: Huh? Nothing. Anyway, dear Samwise Gamgee, let us continue on with our quest.
Gollum: Follow me nice, good, hobbitses. Nice, good, tasty, yummy hobbitses.
Sam: What was that, Gollum?
Gollum: Hmm, ye stupid, tasty hobbit?
Sam: *whispering to Frodo* Mr. Frodo did you here what he said?
Frodo: Yeah I know. No one says "ye" anymore.
Sam: No! I mean the "tasty hobbit" part.
Frodo: Oh that. Yeah, I agree, hobbits are tasty.
Sam: Oh, is that so. And, how exactly would you know? You're not a cannibal, are you, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: Well, I only eat those who keep calling me Mr. Frodo. You know, because it sounds just a bit gay, and all.
Sam: Yeah aren't? Sorry, I thought that-
Gollum: Don't worry, I thought that too.
Frodo: O.o' Why? Why would you think I'm gay?!
Sam: I don't know! It's just assumed with the way you act and all.
Frodo: *glaring* What do you mean? My fawning over the ring? The precious ring? Well Gollum is like that too.
Sam: Yes, and he's gay.
Frodo: No, no he isn't. I would have known...
Gollum: Really, master, would you have known?
Frodo: Ahh, crap. Mr. Frodo. Master. Man, I'm stupid.
Gollum: Well we don't really have any use of him now that we know he's gay, do we Sam?
Sam: No, I suppose not.
Gollum: Okay then. *is about to eat Frodo*
Frodo: Wait, what about the ring? I have to destroy- *Gollum swallows him, along with the ring*
Sam: Interesting. So now what do we do?
Gollum: I don't know, want to go jump into the volcano?
Sam: Okay.
So Gollum and Sam jump into the volcano place in which the one ring was forged and in that way the ring was destroyed.
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So how did you like it? Sorry about making Sam and Gollum gay, if you like them but this was a quick random fic that popped into my head. So review, or flame; I just want some responses. Thankies.