Fan Fiction ❯ A Little LOTR Tale ❯ Before Helm's Deep; Making Gimli insane ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: chibigokan 
What the title says, random, harsh humor... but that's funny right?
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 06.12.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 606 | Visits: 266 | Status: Completed
What the title says, random, harsh humor... but that's funny right?
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 06.12.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 606 | Visits: 266 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR
A Little LOTR tale
Before Helm's Deep; Making Gimli insane
A random day in the time of Middle Earth, Legolas and Gimli are at Helm's deep.
Legolas: Hmm, where's Aragorn, now?
Gimli: Don't you remember, he fell of a cliff and killed himself.
Legolas: Really, good, I'm glad Aragorn's dead since now I can became the king of men.
Gimli: You an elf wants to become King?
Legolas: No, where the hell did you get that idea?
Gimli: o.0' What?! You just said that you did?
Legolas: I don't remember, what was my exact words?
Gimli: I'm glad Aragorn's dead since now I can became the king of men.
Aragorn: What was that Gimli?
Gimli: What, you're still alive?
Legolas: Aragorn he's trying to take the crown from you, you better kill!
Gimli: Ahh! What's going on here?!
Aragorn: Is was the elf is saying true, Gimli?
Gimli: No, Legolas is the one who said that!
Aragorn: Oh I see, then is all is forgiven. *to Legolas* DDURING THE BATTLE I'LL KILL HIM.
Legolas: okay thanks, and then maybe in turn he'll do the same to you.
Aragorn: Hopefully.
Gimli: 0.0 Ahhhh! What are you guys talking about?! And when you plan to kill someone you don't say it out loud.
Aragorn: I turned to Legolas to talk.
Gimli: No, you have to whisper to him, not yell it out loud!*is talking to no one* Hey, where'd they go?
Legolas: Hurry up Gimli, the battle's started!
Gimli: Okay, hey wait, Aragorn's going to try to kill me!
Aragorn: -.- Right, he's going to try to kill you, now why would Aragorn do that?
Gimli: Because he, you said that you wo- why are you talking like that?
Legolas: No time to talk, the battle has started.
Gimli: Okay whatever already, I hate you guys.
Suddenly a sword is swung at Gimli.
Gimli: Ahhhh,finally time for the.. fight? *there is no orcs* What just happened?
Aragorn: *putting away his sword* What, nothing happened, just waiting for the battle.
Legolas: Oh look over there, the orcs have arrived. *Gimli turns to look and Legolas shoots and arrow at him, though missing*
Gimli: 0.o AHHHHH! *runs at Legolas and Aragorn and push them of the wall of Helm's Deep* Good riddence.
Aragorn: *falling for miles though the wall is only feet high* We were just joking...
Legolas: *is somehow floating in the air* That wasn't nice to kill Aragorn but at least I can become king now.
Gimli: I thought you didn't want to, and when coudl you fly?
Legolas: Oh yeah, it's only my second cousin twice removed that can fly. Okay then, I'm dead. *dies*
Gimli: Umm, okay. I'm bored now. *jumps of the wall and also dies*
Frodo: Hey you guys can't do that!
Gollum: How are you alive? Didn't I like eat you in the last chapter?
Frodo: And didn't you jump into the volcano? It doesn't need to make sense.
Gollum: Okay, I guess you're right. *eats Frodo again*
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Very crude wasn't it? Please review, or flame, whatever. Thank...you...
A Little LOTR tale
Before Helm's Deep; Making Gimli insane
A random day in the time of Middle Earth, Legolas and Gimli are at Helm's deep.
Legolas: Hmm, where's Aragorn, now?
Gimli: Don't you remember, he fell of a cliff and killed himself.
Legolas: Really, good, I'm glad Aragorn's dead since now I can became the king of men.
Gimli: You an elf wants to become King?
Legolas: No, where the hell did you get that idea?
Gimli: o.0' What?! You just said that you did?
Legolas: I don't remember, what was my exact words?
Gimli: I'm glad Aragorn's dead since now I can became the king of men.
Aragorn: What was that Gimli?
Gimli: What, you're still alive?
Legolas: Aragorn he's trying to take the crown from you, you better kill!
Gimli: Ahh! What's going on here?!
Aragorn: Is was the elf is saying true, Gimli?
Gimli: No, Legolas is the one who said that!
Aragorn: Oh I see, then is all is forgiven. *to Legolas* DDURING THE BATTLE I'LL KILL HIM.
Legolas: okay thanks, and then maybe in turn he'll do the same to you.
Aragorn: Hopefully.
Gimli: 0.0 Ahhhh! What are you guys talking about?! And when you plan to kill someone you don't say it out loud.
Aragorn: I turned to Legolas to talk.
Gimli: No, you have to whisper to him, not yell it out loud!*is talking to no one* Hey, where'd they go?
Legolas: Hurry up Gimli, the battle's started!
Gimli: Okay, hey wait, Aragorn's going to try to kill me!
Aragorn: -.- Right, he's going to try to kill you, now why would Aragorn do that?
Gimli: Because he, you said that you wo- why are you talking like that?
Legolas: No time to talk, the battle has started.
Gimli: Okay whatever already, I hate you guys.
Suddenly a sword is swung at Gimli.
Gimli: Ahhhh,finally time for the.. fight? *there is no orcs* What just happened?
Aragorn: *putting away his sword* What, nothing happened, just waiting for the battle.
Legolas: Oh look over there, the orcs have arrived. *Gimli turns to look and Legolas shoots and arrow at him, though missing*
Gimli: 0.o AHHHHH! *runs at Legolas and Aragorn and push them of the wall of Helm's Deep* Good riddence.
Aragorn: *falling for miles though the wall is only feet high* We were just joking...
Legolas: *is somehow floating in the air* That wasn't nice to kill Aragorn but at least I can become king now.
Gimli: I thought you didn't want to, and when coudl you fly?
Legolas: Oh yeah, it's only my second cousin twice removed that can fly. Okay then, I'm dead. *dies*
Gimli: Umm, okay. I'm bored now. *jumps of the wall and also dies*
Frodo: Hey you guys can't do that!
Gollum: How are you alive? Didn't I like eat you in the last chapter?
Frodo: And didn't you jump into the volcano? It doesn't need to make sense.
Gollum: Okay, I guess you're right. *eats Frodo again*
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Very crude wasn't it? Please review, or flame, whatever. Thank...you...