Fan Fiction ❯ A MSTing of The Futureistic Dream ❯ Place your (Stupid) bets/Time Zone ( Chapter 1 )

A MST of The Futuristic Dream

MSTing By

DigiRanma

Original story By Black Gargie

In the not too distant future,

Somewhere in time and space.

Brian Smiley and his robot pals

Are caught in a nasty place.

They try to survive the students of Pearl,

Nerd Boy Ned and QB Ted,

Because when Brian launched the Satellite into space

He accidentally burned down Ms. Forrester's entire place.

(BRIAN: I'M… SO… SORRY!)

"We'll send him cheesy stories,

The worst we can find (La, la, la).

He'll have to sit and watch them all,

And we'll monitor his mind (La, la, la)."

Now keep in mind Brian can't control

Where the stories begin or end (La, la, la).

He'll try to keep his sanity

With the help of his robot friends.

ROBOT ROLL CALL!

CAMBOT! (ACTION!)

MAGGIE! (Human with cold water!)

GYPSY! (Why couldn't the new guy be Richard Bassheart?)

TOM SERVO! (I am not a talking gumball machine!)

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! (Same as always!)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,

And other science facts (La, la, la),

Just repeat to your self

"Its just a show, I should really just relax."

For Mystery Science Theatre 3000! (Twang)

(0… 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… Dog Bone)

(SOL CROW is running a betting booth with a phone right beside him and TOM is helping as BRIAN & MAGGIE walk in)

BRIAN: Hi and welcome to the Satellite of Love, I'm Brian Smiley and Crow seems to have some sort of bet going.

MAGGIE (Reading the sign): "Freddy Vs. Jason, who will win and who will get another movie first?"

CROW: Yeah.

TOM: To see who's going to win is a waste of time, but to see who's going to have another movie, that's where the money is.

MAGGIE: Do you guys really think someone would be stupid enough to bet on who's going to have another movie while they can just simply bet on who's going to win?

BRIAN: Well…

MAGGIE: Honey…

BRIAN (Quickly): Nope, not me, no ma'am.

BOTS: Whipped.

BRIAN (Changing the subject): Lets see, odds: "Freddy: 2 to 1, Jason: 5 to 1, They'll dump `em both and make another Boogie Creek?!"

TOM: Well, you got to have a wild card in there.

BRIAN: I'm not stupid enough to bet on another Boogie Creek.

MAGGIE: Who would?

(CROW'S phone rings)

CROW (Answering): Hello? Hi Ted. Yes, I'll put you down for $500 for "Boogie Creek."

(Commercial sign flashes)

BRIAN: That answers your question. We'll be back.

(BRIAN pushes the button)

(Planet bumper)

(Commercials)

(SOL, where CROW is counting his newly acquired $250 and TOM is counting his newly acquired $250)

BRIAN: Why do I get the feeling you two knew that Ted would go for the stupidest bet?

MAGGIE: Maybe because he's a football player?

TOM: Oh come on, do you expect us to truly take advantage of the stupid?

CROW: I wonder how may people think Gary Coleman will be Governor of California?

BRIAN: We rest our case.

(MADS light flashes)

MAGGIE: Looks like Pichu, Pikachu, and Richu are calling.

(BRIAN taps the light)

(CLASSROOM-13)

QB TED: Duh, can you guys help me?

(SOL)

BRIAN: With what Ted?

(CLASSROOM 13)

QB TED: Duh, you know that bet I made with you guys?

(SOL)

CROW: Yeah? What about it?

(C-13)

QB TED: Well, that was to get me more money so I can get something for Daisy.

(SOL)

ALL: Awwwwwwww.

BRIAN: Wait… Ted, is she there now?

(C-13)

QB TED: Duh, no.

(SOL)

BRIAN: Was she there when you made the bet?

(C-13)

QB TED: Duh, no, she doesn't trust me to make bets.

(SOL, where ALL give "Well, duh" looks)

BRIAN: Just checking.

TOM: What's the problem?

(C-13)

QB TED: Well to do that, I had to borrow money from Ned. He doesn't know that I made a bet.

NED (Walking in): Ted, what was that you just said?

QB TED: Uh… duh…

(SOL)

BRIAN: Ted was just telling us about an investment he made.

CROW: Yeah.

TOM: Tell us Ted.

(C-13)

QB TED: Uh… duh… well…

NED: What investment?

QB TED (Breaking down): I BET YOUR MONEY ON ANOTHER BOOGIE CREEK!

(SOL)

TOM: At least he held out for as long as he could.

MAGGIE: Got to give him that.

BRIAN: Yep.

(C-13)

NED: Ted, I'm proud of you. You confessed right away, and for that, you'll get a more leant punishment.

QB TED: Phew.

NED (To the crew): You three on the other hand will get a nice little Kim Possible fanfic by Black Gargie where Kim is 18 one minute and 26 the next. Enjoy.

(SOL)

TOM: How do you like that? We cover for a guy trying to drive us insane, and this is what we get.

CROW: That's the last time we'll do that.

BRIAN: We'll worry about that later.

TOM: Why?

(Lights go off)

ALL: WE GOT FANFIC SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

(Dog bone… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…)

(Theatre. ALL take their seats)

A/N: I suddenly had a dream about time-travel

CROW: More like a nightmare.

and I came up with this story. I hope you like it!

ALL (Tiny Toons): Don't bet on it.

Disclaimer: KP and its characters are the full property of the Disney Channel.

MAGGIE: And Disney is a trademark of Hell.

THE `FUTURISTIC' DREAM

TOM: Does this mean we're going to see flying cars?

BRIAN: No, I think just pure crap.

TOM: Ah.

It was the last week of school. Everyone was anxious to get out of school and their life out in the big open.

CROW: They couldn't wait to get plastered and have the real world kick them in the ass.

The fun-loving students of Middleton High were enjoying a perfect ballroom night at Silk Harbour Hotel.

MAGGIE: And most of the cheerleaders will come back there to entertain clients when they realize that making dancing whiter means squat in the real world.

"Hey, Kim," Monique asked, munching a drumstick she got from the buffet.

TOM: She's about to graduate and she has the manors of a five year old?

BRIAN: Remember, this is a Kim Possible fanfic. It can only go down hill from here.

"What do you want to be when you're out in the big world?"

CROW (Kim): Hooker.

BRIAN: CROW!

"You first," Kim said.

"Don't mind if I do. I'm definitely going to be the world's greatest businesswoman. Maybe even become the Businesswoman of the Year!"

BRIAN: Right after she shows her boss how much she "Appreciates" her job.

CROW: HEY!

"I bet," Ron commented with a grin. "With all that ludicrous ideas and your outrageous obsession about Club Banana collected in your brain,

BRIAN: Well, she does work there.

BOTS: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

I bet you make a great businesswoman."

"Are you accusing me of being crazy?!"

ALL (Ron): Yes.

Monique growled.

TOM: SHE'S A WEREWOLF! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"Not exactly. But then again, if you ask about my dream, it'll always be the world's greatest actor, like Haley Joel Osment in Pay It Forward!

BRIAN (Ron): I want to say that I want to do more things, but be solely known for a catch phrase that gets old and overused over time.

Man, that show rocks! I've watched it 4 times and 4 times I cried at the end of the movie."

"You are so emotional, Ron.

TOM: Or pathetic.

You might be a good actor, provided you don't forget the lines all the time like that incident during primary school!" Kim commented quietly, resulting in a venomous look from Ron.

CROW (Ron): Ok, so I forgot ONE line!

MAGGIE (Kim): You were the tree!

"It's a drag to grow up and get out into the big world," Josh Mankey complained. "Being like this seemed pretty a-OK."

BRIAN: What? And deny the nerds you picked on the chance to point at you and laugh?

"I bet Josh wants to be an artist or a painter of some sort. You do have talent, you know," Ron suggested. Josh only scratched his head gingerly.

CROW (Josh): Me think no good.

"It's professional football for me," Flagg voiced out.

ALL: Steroids.

"That is so lame," Bonnie appeared out of the blue and butted in the conversation.

MAGGIE: And coming from a valley girl wanabe, that's low.

"I have better things in mind, you know!"

"And what is it, pray tell, do you want to be, Bonnie?" Kim turned to Bonnie grudgingly.

TOM (Bonnie): A skinny Anna Nicole Smith.

"Me?" Bonnie had her hand on her chest dramatically. "Haven't you noticed? I am going to the world's most famous model, or maybe a professional cheerleader for all the hottest sports team. Once they have a craze over me, they'll be begging to have me and I will dominate the whole industry!"

ALL: Hooker.

"Don't get carried away. That is so not the original," Kim said, waving the annoyed Bonnie away.

BRIAN (Kim/Ace Ventura): Take care now, bye-bye then.

"Hey, not fair! We told you ours but you haven't told us yours!" Monique complained, pointing her spoon at Kim.

CROW: What? Being a female McGuyver isn't enough of a future?

Kim held up her hands in surrender.

"OK, OK, I'll spill," Kim grinned.

MAGGIE: Clean it up before you go.

"There would be no reason to deny that my crime-busting days will never be over, but my hope is to be a fashion designer. The fashion today is so not the type.

BRIAN: This coming from someone who only wears a green shirt and jeans when not on a mission?

BOTS: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

There is nothing in this industry that actually has the better black."

"Great! Then once your designs are in the market, don't forget to send them to Club Banana!" Monique squealed, resulting to an exasperated groan from Ron.

BRIAN: We know how you feel kid.

She also had another dream in mind, but she had no intention to say what it was. If the others could read her mind, they would probably see wedding bells and see her and Ron walking down the aisle, saying their vows and sharing a kiss.

CROW: Putting soap opera weddings to shame.

Of course, she wouldn't dare to let her crush Ron know or she'll die of embarrassment, but she hoped that this dream will come true.

TOM: Well then, how will the dream come true if Ron doesn't know?

MAGGIE: Tom, this is a fanfic about Kim Possible. Don't try to apply logic here.

Sure, she had a few crushes with Josh Mankey but it was not as deep as her crush on Ron since pre-school.

BRIAN: Ah, the pre-pre-pre pubescent crush.

Both of them came a long, long way

TOM: Driving straight from Florida.

and Kim had learned to cherish it. As her mother would say, "If you can't love the one you want, love the one you're with."

CROW: But what if the one you with is your cat?

TOM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OSCAR FLASHBACKS!

(TOM starts to shake)

BRIAN & MAGGIE: CROW!

CROW: Hehehehe.

Yet until now, she still hadn't the guts to tell that to Ron.

MAGGIE: Ok, so she has enough guts to stand up to mad scientists, killer robots, AND killer clones, but she can't tell one guy how she feels?

BRIAN: Stupid, I know.

(BOTS look at BRIAN & MAGGIE)

BRIAN & MAGGIE: What?

BOTS: Nothing.

*

TOM (Singing): When you wish, upon a crappy fanfic star…

"Kim! Kim, wake up! You'll be late!"

CROW: But if you wear that outfit your principle likes, he'll forgive you and a whole lot more.

BRIAN: CROW!

Kim groaned as she pulled the covers over her. "Mom! Today's class is not until 8.30! I don't even think there'll be much school left!"

TOM (Kim): After I drop out.

"What are you talking about? Why would you want to go to school?" Mrs. Possible asked in a surprised tone.

MAGGIE (Kim): Because I'm a nerd.

"You're already 26 years old. You don't need to go to school!"

ALL: WHAT?!

CROW: Ok, she's suddenly 26 and STILL lives with her parents?!

BRIAN: I guess being a secret agent was tough on the bills and laundry.

TOM (Kim, winy): Daddy! I got kicked out again for blowing up Dr. Drakin's device within my apartment! Let me in!

CROW: Saving the world as an adult… any money in that?

MAGGIE (Timmy Turner): Lives with her mom.

"Huh?!" Kim woke up with a start. 26? That's totally impossible!

CROW: Actually, it's totally KIM Possible.

(BRIAN, TOM, and MAGGIE groan at CROW'S joke)

She sat up groggily and muttered, "Mom, don't bug me. I'm not even 19 yet. I can't be 26!"

TOM: Unless you lie about it.

"You're already past 19, Kim! Go take a look at yourself in the mirror!"

MAGGIE: However, Kim wasn't wearing her make up and the mirror cracked because it couldn't take the stress of her face.

Jude

ALL: JUDE?!

BRIAN: I guess Kim needed a sub.

rushed to the mirror and saw that she looked more grown up and much more mature than she was when she was-is-18. Her hair has been cut short till shoulder-length, almost like Mrs. Possible. That night during the ballroom night it was still perfectly long.

`This can't be! My name is Kimberly Anne Possible, 18 years old, just graduated from Middleton High!' Kim thought to herself.

TOM: Wait, before Kim woke up, wasn't it a few nights BEFORE graduation?!

(TOM starts to shake)

BRIAN: Tom, don't try to think too much about this.

`I can't be 26 now!'

CROW: How about tomorrow?

Yet when she closed her eyes and thought back, the memories swam back to her.

BRIAN (Announcer): And the winner of the swim meet is… KIM'S MEMORIES!

She began muttering to herself, "Oh yeah, I remember now…I've already out of Middleton High for years.

MAGGIE (Kim): Skipping English.

I even graduated from college at Ireland and finished a secretarial course in Norway…

TOM: NORWAY?! TO BE A SECRETARY?!

(TOM'S shaking gets worse)

Oh…right, I've been working as a secretary in a firm for…4 years…"

CROW (Sarcastic): Looks like that big college degree paid off, huh?

That's when she almost snapped and shrieked in horror.

TOM (Post master general): ITS ANOTHER DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE! RUN! RUN! RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

She grabbed her office bag, put on her work clothes and dabbed on some lipstick, complaining as she went, "Mom! Why didn't you wake me up earlier?! I'm gonna be late!"

Mrs. Possible sighed with relief and said, "Now that's my girl."

Without finishing her breakfast, she dashed to catch the next subway train to get to her workplace.

BRIAN: Since when did the Possibles live near a subway?

BOTS: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

*

MAGGIE: That's one star too many for this fic.

Kim had a hard day

ALL (Singing): It's a hard day's night.

at work as usual. Her boss scolded her for being late and her Head

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

Secretary, who was (surprisingly) the one and only Bonnie,

MAGGIE: There goes being a model.

BRIAN: Did anybody here really think she'd make it?

ALL: No.

BRIAN: Just checking.

gave her tons and tons of work as punishment for being late. Kim's colleague whispered that Bonnie was getting air-headed all over ever since she was promoted to Head Secretary by the boss, and she thinks that there must be something that spells `AFFAIR'

CROW: B-L-O-W…

BRIAN: C-R-O-W!

is going on between her and the boss. Kim found it hard to believe that the arrogant air-headed Bonnie who claimed that she'll become a model would end up in this field.

ALL: It wasn't that surprising.

Kim lay back for a while and thought back. Memories of her in Middleton High came running through her head, like it had just happened to her yesterday. In fact, everything that came through her mind seemed like yesterday.

TOM: BECAUSE IT WAS YESTERDAY!

(TOM'S shaking gets worse)

"How can this be?" Kim whispered to herself. "I remember so much about the days in Middleton High, but I haven't much a clue about my life right now.

CROW: Did she ever?

It's as if I have changed immediately from an 18-year-old girl to a 26-year-old office secretary.

BRIAN: That's the plot in a nutshell.

MAGGIE: A rotten nutshell.

This can't be! This is not me! That's right, this is not the real me!"

CROW: The real you is a hooker on Broadway.

BRIAN: CROW!

"What are you babbling to yourself about?" Kim's colleague tapped her on the shoulder. "The Head is calling you."

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

Kim turned around and saw Bonnie gesturing her with a phone handle on her hand. She walked towards her and Bonnie gave her a superior look before saying, "5 minutes."

CROW (Bonnie): Then off to bed with you!

"Hello?" Kim answered the call.

"Hey, Kim! It's me!" It was Monique on the phone. "I'm celebrating my 5th anniversary today! You're invited, and I won't take no for an answer!"

TOM: How about a "Hell no?"

"Sure! I'll be glad to go!" Kim said, relieved to hear someone familiar on the phone again. "Can I go there a little early? I wanna have a little chat."

"No problem! Come as early as you want! We haven't been talking for almost God-knows-how-many years now! It's time to go down Memory Lane!"

BRIAN (News traffic reporter): This just in, memory lane is closed today do to road construction.

"I'll be there as soon as possible."

It took her quite an effort to persuade Bonnie to let her leave early.

*

ALL (Singing): Star of wonder, star of light.

BRIAN: Speaking of leaving, it's our time to go.

(ALL exit)

(Door sequence)

(SOL, where BRIAN is reading a book and CROW suddenly appears)

BRIAN: Hey Crow.

CROW: AHHHHHHH! Who are you?!

BRIAN: What do you mean who am I? It's me, Brian.

CROW: Where's Tom and Joel?

BRIAN: Your original creator? He's on Earth and Tom is going over his underwear collection. Remember?

CROW: Oh yeah, yeah… and there was uh… a woman who used to be Magic Voice but is now in a cursed body, right?

BRIAN: Maggie? Yeah.

CROW: This can't be right! I was with Joel just a few minutes ago!

BRIAN: Oh boy.

(MAGGIE and TOM appear)

TOM: What's going on?

BRIAN: Crow doesn't remember Maggie or me.

CROW: I CAN TOO! Just, not that well.

TOM: Crow, what is the last thing you remember?

CROW: I was going over "Cave Dwellers" continuum problems with the Mads.

TOM: I was afraid of this. He's in the wrong time.

MAGGIE: How did this happen?

TOM: I don't know, but we're going to need an expert on these things.

BRIAN: You mean…?

TOM: Yes.

(Commercial sign flashes as BRIAN picks up and dials the phone)

BRIAN: Uh, Mags, can you get that for me? We'll be back.

MAGGIE: No problem.

(MAGGIE taps the button)

(As we see the planet bumper, we hear BRIAN say "Hello, Trekies R Us?")

(Commercials)