Fan Fiction ❯ A MSTing of The Futureistic Dream ❯ Live Long and Rift/Bets are closed ( Chapter 2 )

(SOL, where a TREKIE in a blue original Star Trek uniform is looking over CROW)

BRIAN: Well?

TREKIE: It appears this robot's time here is out of phase and it needs to be rephrased to our time.

BRIAN: I don't speak Trekenese.

TOM: Hit him on the back of the head.

BRIAN: Oh.

(MAGGIE hits CROW on the back of the head)

*WHAM*

CROW: OW! HEY! I'm back! I'm back! WOOOOOOOOOO!

TOM: Welcome back Crow.

(TREKIE gives his "Live long and prosper" sign and leaves)

BRIAN: Back? Your past self was here, so where were you?

CROW: I was in the future where Martha Stewart was rejected by the Parole board and the Governor of California was… was…

BRIAN, MAGGIE, & TOM: Who?! Who?!

CROW: GARRY COLEMAN!

ALL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MAGGIE: Well, buddy, you're in 2003, where it's safe.

(Lights go off)

BRIAN: Spoke too soon! WE GOT FANFIC SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNN!

(Door sequence)

(Theatre. ALL take their seats)

"Kim, I am so glad you're here!" Monique rushed to hug Kim.

MAGGIE (Kim): You're crushing me!

Monique was so much fairer and more fashionably pretty that Kim felt as if she was a status lower than her.

BRIAN: And this is important to the story…how?

CROW: Character development?

TOM: In a Disney fic?

CROW: What was I thinking?

"I'm glad to see you too," Kim returned her hug and said, "Look, can we talk for a second?"

TOM: ISN'T THAT WHAT SHE CALLED YOU FOR?!

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

(TOM'S head explodes)

BRIAN: Out look for fic not so good.

(MAGGIE passes TOM to BRIAN and BRIAN repairs TOM)

"Wait, I want you to check out this new lipstick commercial," Monique said as she turned on the TV. When Kim turned to look, she saw a scene where a beautiful lady accidentally falls onto a handsome blonde

TOM (In his seat, repaired): Accident?

ALL (Dr. Evil): Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

man in a subway train and smudges her lips onto his collar, but the collar didn't stain.

CROW: But the man ran like hell.

MAGGIE (Commercial Narrator): Repel lipstick from Revlon. Because when Mace isn't enough, you want to repel those damn geeks.

When Kim looked a little closer, she saw that the handsome blonde was actually Ron!

(ALL laugh hysterically)

"Cool, huh? Ron is a big hit among the entertainment line and he has been doing commercials all around the globe!

CROW: And various pornos.

BRIAN: I DIDN'T NEED THAT CROW!

Of course, you know that, anyway. He's now about to do a movie with George Clooney, Van Damme, Vin Diesel and Chris Rock entitled `The Sex God'.

(ALL fall off their seats laughing, and try to catch their breath)

Haley Joel Osment will be acting as well! Isn't he lucky?"

ALL: No.

"Yeah, he's…doing real great," Kim replied nervously. She was surprised to see Ron actually succeeded in following his dreams as an actor. And she was also surprised and a little jealous at Monique's sudden obsession over him.

CROW (Commercial narrator): Obsession, by Calvin Kline.

"So, what is it you want to talk about?"

MAGGIE (Singing): Lets give them something to talk about.

Monique asked as she led Kim to the nursery room. "Come in. I can change the kids' diapers as we speak."

CROW: Nice to see her manors are still the same.

The nursery room was a heavenly thing to see. It was decorated fit for a baby prince.

BRIAN: Or The Baby Formerly Known as Prince.

Kim looked in awe.

"Cool, huh?" Monique asked.

ALL: No.

"I got these beauty room tips from Josh. He's really good."

CROW: `Nuff said.

BRIAN: CROW!

"I can see that." Kim was about to ask how come Josh suddenly turned out to be an interior designer but decided against it.

TOM: Very wise.

That's when she noticed the kids: all three of them. She actually had triplets! Kim was surprised at what a used-to-be thin girl like Monique could `do' to have these.

BRIAN: I take it then Kim never had "The talk."

As Monique fixed her kids,

TOM: They were do for repairs.

Kim told her everything.

"Let me get this straight. You think that you're not the real you? Like your 18-year-old brain is sucked into a 26-year-old body?"

MAGGIE: For those of you who missed the plot.

BRIAN: You are very lucky people then.

"That's right," Kim nodded.

"You got to be kidding me. Have you lost your memory or something? Too much work in the office, or are you trying to escape reality?"

TOM (Monique): Or are you in a crappy fanfic?

"No, I'm not! I'm telling the truth; I don't know anything

BRIAN: Well, she is a cheerleader.

BOTS: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

much about us now! I can only remember the past, that's it!"

Monique stared at her like some crazy woman

CROW: I always figured Monique was nuts.

TOM: How did you figure that?

CROW: Any female equation of Ron Stoppable can't be all there.

TOM: Ah.

BRIAN: And YOU call me a fanboy.

and grinned, saying, "Come on, no time for your jokes anymore! Maybe later this evening during the party, a little champagne will help clear your mind."

BRIAN (Sarcastic): Oh yeah, a lot of drunks wonder who the hell they slept with their clear minds.

MAGGIE: She doesn't know about alcohol, does she?

"But I'm…" Kim's protest was cut short by a honking at the gate.

TOM: Ok, who grabbed the clown by the nose again?

"Oh, that must be the big brother coming

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

home. You wanna go see him?"

"You have…another kid?" Kim was really surprised at Monique's fertility.

TOM: $5 says that half of them aren't her husband's

CROW (Monique's husband): WOW! I'm gonna be a dad! You got pregnant during those two months I was out of town! I'm so happy!

Once they went out of the house and to the gates, Kim noticed that the teacher of the kindergarten bus that sent Monique's son home was none other than

TOM: The Professor?

MAGGIE: Bill Gates?

BRIAN: Bart Simpson?

CROW: Batman?

TOM: Chief?

CROW: McCloud!

Josh!

ALL: Oh.

Kim almost gagged when she saw him carrying the boy with a smile on his face and handing him to Monique.

TOM: Because seeing people happy is gross.

As the bus drove off, Kim looked at Monique with questioning eyes.

CROW (Kim's eyes): Where were you on the night of February 14th?

"Don't you remember? Josh quit his job as an interior designer when one of his houses he designed for an ambassador collapsed during a landslide. No one blamed him, of course-it was just an accident-but he kept blaming himself.

BRIAN (Josh): It's my fault that a natural disaster happened!

He couldn't stand the pain of having to see someone die by his own creation.

TOM: He created the landslide?

CROW: Maybe he wanted to do a test on how sturdy the house was while the ambassador was inside.

TOM: Ah.

BRIAN: I think he met the house guys.

BOTS: Oh.

He decided to take a much kinder job, which is to be a kindergarten teacher. He's pretty a-OK now than before."

MAGGIE (Monique): And before, he was just nuts.

As the minutes went by, Kim became more and more convinced that she was not the real her.

BRIAN: Heads up, she's about to go Sibyl on us.

If she was, how could she not remember any detail about her life after Middleton High and about her friends?

TOM: Wait, wasn't she able to remember that she's a secretary and where she went to college?!

(TOM starts shaking again)

How come the memory of the school was still fresh in her mind? That did not make sense!

ALL: We agree.

"Hi, Monique! Sorry we're late."

MAGGIE (Monique/Dr. Evil): What are you talking about? You're right on time.

BRIAN (One of the guests/Frau): No, I mean we're LATE.

It was Flagg and Bonnie. Flagg was almost a tad less muscular now

CROW: Somebody should tell him football players must go to the gym.

and Bonnie was as arrogant as ever but much slimmer

TOM: So she's a stick?

and prettier than before. Kim couldn't help feeling amazed. She didn't notice her change at the office. She was surprised that Monique actually invited her yet Bonnie pretended not to know about it. Kim felt exasperated with Bonnie's attitude.

BRIAN: Funny, I just feel annoyed.

"No, you guys are just in time. The other guests haven't arrived yet, unfortunately, and the man is no where to be found!" Monique joked.

TOM: "The man?"

BRIAN: Maybe the cops are out eating doughnuts.

CROW: Or maybe he's trying to avoid the B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D.

"I got us some red wine,"

ALL (Singing): Red red wine.

Bonnie said as she handed the cold bottle to Monique, then turned to Kim and stressed, "Very exclusive. A 1940's brand."

"So how are the stocks going on?" Monique asked.

TOM: "Stocks going on?"

(TOM'S shaking gets worse)

"Ugh! Not too good. The M&M's and the Salt & Pepper are going down and the rival TicTacs are rising like wild. I had to sell out everything!" Flagg groaned as he waved away Monique's question.

TOM (Flagg): Go away, just go away.

"You're a stock broker?" Kim asked. "I thought you want to be a…"

"A professional football player? Not if you've dislocated both your knee and arm in 7 games straight!

MAGGIE (Flagg): And I kept dropping the ball.

BRIAN: You know, normally, if someone gets a body part dislocated after their second game, that's a sign to stop.

MAGGIE: He's a former High School football player. Do you really think he'd get the message?

BRIAN: Good point.

Doesn't Bonnie update you or something?" Flagg said with an air of pride in him. "Your company's shares are on my table, you know. I bet you don't even know that Monique has already received The Silver Dragon Award for her great performance in her Club Banana company, huh?"

CROW: Thus showing she has no life.

Kim wanted to say no but she'd rather just keep quiet.

TOM: YES!

BRIAN: FINALLY!

MAGGIE: WOOOOOOOOOO!

CROW: Thank God for that.

"Ah, finally the husband's here!" Bonnie exclaimed as she turned to the door. Kim turned to look. There he was, standing there, her dream prince,

TOM: Her cash cow.

MAGGIE: Her yin to her yang.

BRIAN: Her answer to Screech.

CROW: Her reason why Will Farrell still has a job.

her crush:

TOM: John boy?

MAGGIE: Mr. French?

BRIAN: Mr. Besly?

CROW: Mr. Drisdale?

TOM: Chief?

CROW: McCloud!

Ron.

ALL: Oh.

He looked so professional and smart with his shoulder-length blonde hair and his now freckle-less face. He looked so much more mature and handsome than the last time she saw him.

BRIAN: Plastic surgery DOES do miracles.

Kim couldn't help being mesmerized.

CROW: For he had a hypno disc on his forehead.

"Honey, where have you been?" Monique whined playfully as she held Ron's arm around her.

BRIAN (Ron): You're… choking me!

"Sorry, Mon.

TOM: So Ron's Jamaican now?

BRIAN: I think that's his pet name for Monique.

TOM: Oh.

I simply must get this roast," Ron replied, kissing her on the forehead. "An anniversary is not complete without a roast, you know."

MAGGIE: YES! WE GET TO DISS RON AND IT'S PASSED OFF AS GOOD HUMOR!

BRIAN: I think he met a cooked pig.

MAGGIE: Oh.

Rufus popped out of his suit pocket and nodded, "Uh-huh, uh-huh!"

CROW (Singing): You got the right one baby.

ALL (Singing): Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

Kim's world suddenly collapsed.

TOM (Construction worker): HEY! World's don't come cheep ya know!

How could this be? Why was Monique married to Ron?

CROW: Because it advances the plot.

Why wasn't it her?

BRIAN: Because it's a cheesy fanfic.

Like a thunderbolt, the bitter memory crashed through her mind:

TOM (Construction worker): HEY! Minds are just as expensive as worlds lady!

wedding bells, a walk down the aisle, vows made, kisses given…

TOM: Mosh pits.

yet it was Monique and Ron doing all this and not her.

BRIAN: So we can conclude that they are not in Utah then.

She was part of the guests invited to attend their wedding! It wasn't her wedding! It was Monique's wedding!

CROW: But she was invited for the three way.

BRIAN: CROW!

She remembered breaking up painfully with Ron after she went to college in Ireland,

MAGGIE: While he was yelling "I'm free! I'm free!"

and now he has taken Monique as his lawful wedded wife instead!!

TOM: Two exclamation points. Means this is the most thrilling part of the fanfic.

BRIAN: I find that hard to believe.

Kim couldn't take it anymore. She ran out of the living room crying. Everyone was surprised at her sudden behaviour.

CROW: Because her behavior wouldn't be as shocking.

As she dashed out of the gates, Monique called after her.

BRIAN: But she was out of range.

"Go and see him! You'll remember everything then! I'm sure of it! Go and see him!"

TOM (Al Bundy, singing): Hmmm, hmmm, him.

*

CROW: Looks like Hollywood had to cut the Walk-a-fame's budget.

Kim knew who she meant. It was

TOM: The Fonz?

MAGGIE: Richie?

BRIAN: Joany?

CROW: Chachy?

TOM: Chief?

CROW: McCloud!

Wade.

ALL: Oh.

He may not stand out much like the rest of the group

TOM: He was a guy who did nothing but stay indoors and invent things and never even left his room, I'd say he's the oddball.

(he never did anyway),

BRIAN: Who said that?

MAGGIE: Got me.

but he had the brains, and he had a great memory.

CROW: That needed back up everyday.

Surely he'll update her on things.

TOM: We're willing to bet no.

When she went to his home for the first time, no one knew where he was.

MAGGIE: Some say he was never even there.

Everyone said that he and his family had moved out a few years ago to somewhere in the suburbs, losing contact with the rest of the world.

TOM: But in reality, the world lost contact with him.

No one knows how to get to him anymore.

CROW: Try the ol' "Free computer convention pass" ploy.

Kim tried to call him using Kimmunicator

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

(TOM'S head explodes at the bad pun)

(MAGGIE hands BRIAN TOM so he can repair the domed bot)

but realized from a bit of her adult memory that she had already stopped the crime-busting business for a very long time

CROW: Wouldn't that mean that Dr. Dracen took over the world, Duff Kiltington turned said world into his own golf course, and Senor Sr. also runs said world while his kid turned it into a night club?

BRIAN: It's a futuristic Kim Possible fic. Don't try to put logic into it.

and all the gadgets she used to have were all dumped into the storeroom somewhere.

TOM (Repaired and in his seat as Kim): Oh, that exploding lip balm can just be put anywhere.

Downcast, Jude left the house with a heavy heart.

MAGGIE: Once again, Jude has mysteriously taken Kim's place.

CROW: You know, I bet this Jude would be more interesting than the adult Kim.

BRIAN: Maybe she's having a split personality.

TOM: Sybil is Kim Possible.

At the gates where, she was greeted by two familiar faces.

TOM: Maybe they can teach the author about grammar.

They were the twins. Her twin brothers have actually grown up so fast, and were actually quite handsome.

CROW: Uh, Kim, we are not in the South…

BRIAN: What are you implying?

CROW (Quickly): Uh, nothing…

BRIAN: CROW!

"Jim? Tim?"

MAGGIE: You should know their names, they're your brothers.

"You're looking for Wade, right?" Jim asked.

CROW (Kim): No, a Dominos Pizza.

"Yeah. Do you know where he is?"

BRIAN (Jim): The local computer convention.

"Hop in. We'll take you there." Tim replied.

TOM: Because its just like a prayer.

So saying,

CROW: So saying what?

she went into the twins' Volvo. They had a long drive down through the suburbs.

BRIAN: After taking directions from Ryoga.

After which seemed like a few hours, they finally reached the foot of a small hill. Kim got off the car and saw that on the hill was the most beautiful five floored

medical house she had ever seen.

MAGGIE: Because five story was too proper grammar wise to use.

There is no other design as beautiful as this.

BRIAN: Isn't that what Pamela Anderson's plastic surgeon said?

"Beautiful, isn't it?

ALL: No.

Josh designed that clinic before he quit his job,"

TOM: Great, there goes another house.

Tim said as he went back to their car. "Well, I'd best be going now."

ALL: YES!

"Guys? Why? Aren't you going to come with me to the house?"

"We loved to come with you," Jim replied from the car,

MAGGIE: But he was lying.

"but NASA back there needs us.

TOM (Jim): To waste a shit load of money on yet another Mars prob. Them darn probes just can't seem to find the right planet.

We just came back for a while to ask Dad to provide us with some necessities."

CROW (Singing): Look for the bear necessities, the simple bear necessities, for get about your characters and your plot.

The twins drove off, leaving Kim to herself, surprising her again with their current achievements.

BRIAN: As well as the readers.

Slowly she walked up the hill and towards the house.

MAGGIE: The house on haunted hill.

She saw Wade sitting at the porch with an old woman.

CROW: Wade, you dog you!

BRIAN: CROW!

"Can I help you?" the woman asked.

TOM (Woman): Though I doubt it.

"Uh, hi, I'm Wade's friend, Kim Possible. I believe this is the first time we met."

BRIAN: Unless you count that Secrete Agent Cheerleader/Recluse Nerdo mixture.

CROW: I hear those geeks can get pretty wild if you slip a Pepsi in their bottled water.

"Kim Possible! I know you very well!" the woman smiled weakly and offered her a seat. "Wade told me all about you, and you have been partners with him for quite sometime. I'm Wade's mother. Pleased to meet you."

MAGGIE (Wade's mom): All though not really.

"What is he doing here? Wade, what…?"

Her words were cut short. She saw Wade thin and pale, his eyes staring into space, oblivious to everything around him.

TOM: Looks like he's on a trip.

CROW (Wade stoned): I can smell the binary digits man!

ALL (Stoners): WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

He had a bag of fluid hanging from the pole attached to the wheelchair he was sitting.

MAGGIE (Jimmy): Uh, that's not beer.

On both his wrists were deep scars, like he was slashed by a piece of glass or some sort.

TOM: Other than blades, what else can cause scars?

CROW (Wade): I tried to use stuff animals, but it didn't work.

"What…happened…?"

BRIAN: Oh, you're in a bad fanfic, that's all.

"It's not surprising that you don't know,"

CROW (Wade's mom): Much.

Wade's mother chuckled bitterly. "My son Wade has been here for years now.

A few years ago, after you retired from the crime-busting job, he assisted a new crime-buster named Mike Trouble,

MAGGIE: OH MY GOD!

BRIAN, TOM, CROW: What?! What?!

MAGGIE: A Kim Possible character who's name isn't a bad joke/pun.

BRIAN, TOM, CROW: WHAT?!

yet he died when he was battling with some villain or some sort. It was an accident, really, but he kept blaming himself.

TOM: He should have known Mike would get him self killed.

CROW: How?

TOM: For one thing, Trouble doesn't exactly say "Best in the field."

CROW: And the other?

TOM: His name's not a bad pun.

CROW: Ah.

He kept saying that he should've given Mike Trouble better gadgets or given him a better coordination to attack the villain or else he wouldn't have died.

MAGGIE: Maybe the fact that Mike Trouble wasn't a pun had something to do with it.

He tried to commit suicide but we saved him just in time. Yet he lost too much blood and had too much pressure that his brain has sort of damaged.

CROW: So then wouldn't he be dead or at least brain dead?

TOM: A realistic death in Disney?!

CROW: My bad. I had expectations.

BRIAN: You had expectations?

CROW: I know. Weird, huh?

He can't hear you now and probably won't ever respond to you anymore than he responded to me."

MAGGIE (Wade's mom): I yelled in his ear half a dozen times, but he wouldn't wake up.

Kim broke into tears all over again. This cannot be happening! This just cannot be happening!

CROW: Believe me Kim, we know how you feel.

BRIAN: Hey, that's what I said when I saw that they stopped airing Tiny Toons.

MAGGIE: I said that when I heard Martha Stewart was popular.

TOM: I said that when Hillary Duff left Disney thus canceling Lizzy McGuire.

(BRIAN, MAGGIE, & CROW look at TOM)

TOM: Uh… just… um… joining in the conversation.

BRIAN, MAGGIE, & CROW (Dr. Evil): Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

It was bad enough that she wasn't married to her crush. Now she had lost another best friend! This wasn't fair!

ALL: HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL LADY?!

This wasn't the life she expected it to be! This wasn't her future; this was this Kim's future, not the real Kim's future! This wasn't real! Not real at all!!!

MAGGIE: You know, we can always thus tell our selves that and it won't hurt as much?

BRIAN: You think so?

MAGGIE: No, just lightening the mood.

BRIAN: Ah.

"No! No, this can't be happening! It's not true!" Kim wailed, unable to take the truth that was in front of her eyes.

CROW: I can't take the fanfic in front of mine.

"I know it's hard to accept this-I've been fighting this for quite a while. It is sad for my son, but reality is just so cruel."

ALL: We agree.

"No, it's not supposed to happen! This is not the real me! I'm not 26 years old yet! I'm still 18, still studying in Middleton High! Give me back my life! I want my life back!!"

CROW: The sooner, the better.

"K…P…KP…"

Kim looked up and was surprised to see Wade talking. She knelt in front of Wade, saying, "Wade? Wade, you're talking! You're talking! I can't believe this!"

ALL: Nor can we, but that's not a good thing.

"Dr. Drakken…Took your soul…Shift you to…the future…Let you see…the bitter part…of your life…after school…This…future is not…impossible…"

CROW: Is it just me, or aren't the words of the dieing, or should be dieing, not be enjoyable?

BRIAN: Yes.

"What? How did you know all this?" Kim was surprised.

TOM (Wade): I read the script.

"Felt electromagnetic…aura…Come here…" Wade was struggling to speak. Kim leaned nearer to Wade.

BRIAN: But not closer.

He took out a notepad computer from under the blanket over his legs and, with a shaking hand, pulled out a plug and stuck it onto Jude's shoulder

MAGGIE: And once again, Kim disappears and is replaced by the more interesting Jude.

and muttered, "I have…code…Destroy…the machine implanted on you…Goodbye, Kim…Create your own…future…"

TOM: Who wrote these lines? Shatner?

(CROW gets up to leave)

BRIAN (Stopping CROW): Where do you think you're going pal?

CROW (Scotty): I can't take anymore captain! I dun have the power!

BRIAN: In that case, bon voyage.

(CROW runs like hell)

MAGGIE: What…?

BRIAN: Wait.

(CROW runs back in screaming)

CROW: The mads… they aren't human!

TOM: What the…?

BRIAN: Last week, they said if we left, they'd show us Matt and Sora's honeymoon.

(ALL shudder)

Kim saw Wade clicking away on the notepad computer furiously. Though he may be weak, his fingers weren't. She saw the small spider-like device burst out of her shoulder,

BRIAN: Gee, I wonder where he got the idea for that? Could it be the one ep with the exploding tick?

BOTS: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

squirting blood everywhere. The pain was excruciating, like she had been shot at close range.

CROW: Can't be as bad as this.

TOM: Nope.

Before she slipped into unconsciousness, she saw Wade smiling kindly at her…

CROW (Wade): I'm going to see her naked!

BRIAN: CROW!

*

MAGGIE: That's one star too many for this fanfic.

Kim woke with a start when she heard her alarm clock rang. She got up in a thrice

TOM: "Got up in a thrice?"

(TOM starts to shake)

and check her features. Same long auburn hair, same 18-year-old face, same everything.

CROW: Same weird mold on the back of her hand.

TOM: Same extra toe.

BRIAN: Same buck tooth.

MAGGIE: Same third eye.

It was like everything that happened to her was just simply a dream.

TOM: More like a nightmare.

But when she saw her shoulder bleeding and the blood stains on her bed sheets, she knew that it was all true.

BRIAN: Wait, wait… didn't it explode in the FUTURE?!

CROW: Yeah…

BRIAN: So how did her PAST body get wounded?!

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

(TOM'S head explodes)

(MAGGIE hands BRIAN TOM to repair)

Dr. Drakken must be very furious by now. She had to admit, this was Dr. Drakken's best invention yet.

MAGGIE: Hopefully, it's the last.

She asked for her mother to bandage her shoulder before going to school. For once she wore a long-sleeved bellybutton T-shirt for this.

CROW (Cop): THIS IS THE FASHION POLICE! PUT DOWN THE SHIRT AND COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

As she walked to school, she saw that everything was back to normal. Everyone was in their original selves: Monique, Ron, Josh, Flagg and even Bonnie.

TOM (Repaired, in his seat): So they were even more stupid and even more annoying than they were as adults?

CROW: Yep.

"Morning, guys!" Kim said gleefully.

BRIAN (Ron): But its 6 p.m.

CROW: D'HO!

ALL: Waw, waw, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.

"You seemed awfully cheerful today," Monique said. "Had a great dream last night?"

CROW (Kim): I dreamt that I was in a horrible fanfic where… wait… OH MY GOD! I'M NOT DREAMING!

"Well…let's just say I'm glad I'm awake."

ALL: So are we.

"Why? Afraid that you'll never get to see your dear Ron again?" Monique grinned slyly. Everyone laughed at her joke.

MAGGIE: What's so funny?

BRIAN: I don't know.

Ron protested loudly

TOM (Ron): HELL NO, I WON'T GO!

but Kim suddenly took his hand.

BRIAN (Cop): Calling all cars, calling all cars, suspect in fashion crime has stolen human hand.

"Let them be. They…are quite right. I was afraid that…I'll never see you again."

CROW: Wait, is Kim dying now too?

BRIAN: No, that was a poor way to make it more dramatic.

CROW: Ah.

Soon everyone oohed at Kim and Ron who were blushing redder than tomatoes.

MAGGIE (Singing): Attack of the killer tomatoes.

A/N: Now that's one way to start a confession!

TOM: Actually, one-way would be "Bless me father, for I have sinned."

So, how'd you like this fic?

BRIAN: Like wouldn't exactly be the word I'd use.

Reviews plz!

CROW: Somebody misspelled DBZ.

BRIAN: And with that, we're out of here!

(ALL exit)

(Door sequence)

(SOL)

CROW: Thank god its over.

TOM: No kidding. I never want to read a future fic for as long as I live.

MAGGIE: That makes two of us.

(GYPSY appears)

GYPSY: Message coming in on the hexfeild.

BRIAN: Oh? Well, lets see.

(Hexfeild opens and we see its Kim Possible, or is it?)

TOM: Hey, it's Kim Possible.

KIM (?): No you talking gum ball machine! It's me, Jude.

CROW: So you're the one that we saw in the fanfic.

JUDE: Yeah, that's right and I'm mad.

TOM: Just because the fanfic sucks doesn't mean…

JUDE: NOT THAT! I'm Kim's double and she promised me equal time in that fic, and I only get a couple of lousy scenes.

BRIAN: Actually, I would call that a Godsend…

JUDE: SHUT UP! Do you know how much I help invest in that fanfic?! DO YOU?!

MAGGIE: Everything including your attitude.

JUDE: BUTTON UP YOU DITZ!

BRIAN: HEY! DON'T CALL HER A DITZ YOU CHEERLEADER WANNABE!

JUDE: Oh, it's on now!

MAGGIE: BRING IT!

TOM: Whoops, technical difficulties. We got to go.

CROW: Bye bye.

(The hexfeild shuts off)

BRIAN: Guys…

TOM: Hey, the mads are calling.

(The mads light flashes)

(BRIAN pushes the button)

(Classroom 13, where QB TED is strapped to a chair watching the commercials with the new 7 up guy)

NED: A double for Kim in a fanfic? How cleaver. Too bad Ted here doesn't have one.

QB TED: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!

NED: Use my money to bet on another Boogie Creek, huh?

QB TED: I JUST WANTED TO BUY MY GIRLFRIEND A GIFT!

NED: Till next time lab rats, remember, don't mess with a nerd.

(NED pushes the button)

*FWOOSH*

(Credits)

He tried to commit suicide but we saved him just in time. Yet he lost too much blood and had too much pressure that his brain has sort of damaged.