Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...LotR Style ❯ Samwise Gamgee ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

A/N: If anyone has a character (repeats are fine) or a problem that they would like to see featured, write them in the review or go to my Bio and e-mail them to me. Hell, if you want, you can send me a question or something that you want answered and I'll answer it under whatever category you want. In the subject box in e-mail, type in "advice" or I won't open it. I warn you now that I shall not be held responsible for any rude, crude or sexual content in my response. My advice column, my rules.


Dear SiriousB1,
I am really worried about Master Fro...err, a friend of mine. He goes out every night and doesn't come back until early the next morning. His eyes seem to be red a lot and he is always laughing psychotically when any of us trip or drop something. Once he came home with this guy named "Zeke." He wasn't even a hobbit! He was a human! They were both laughing and talking about the faculty turning into aliens and something cherry-flavored. How can I confront him about this without accusing him or anything?
Signed,
Worried Hobbit

Dear Worried Hobbit,
Well, before you do anything, I suggest that you take a trip to your local Blockbuster and rend the movie "The Faculty." That might clear up the questions about aliens and...um...that "cherry-flavored" something. I suggest that you ask your friend about his situation straight out. Chances are he'll be so high that he'll tell you what's going on without thinking.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
If you get a chance, ask your friends to send some "white powder" out to me. Just ask him; he'll know what it means...