Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...LotR Style ❯ Sauron ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

A/N: If anyone has a character (repeats are fine) or a problem that they would like to see featured, write them in the review or go to my Bio and e-mail them to me. Hell, if you want, you can send me a question or something that you want answered and I'll answer it under whatever category you want. In the subject box in e-mail, type in "advice" or I won't open it. I warn you now that I shall not be held responsible for any rude, crude or sexual content in my response. My advice column, my rules.


Dear SiriousB1,
I have spent soooo many years as an eye that I have totally forgotten how to pick up a girl. Could you lend me some of your expertise?
From,
Lonely Eye

Dear Lonely Eye,
Well, um, I regret to say that I have never "picked up a girl." Actually, I don't regret it. I swear to you all I'm straight! However, I can tell you that there is a very charming, blonde elf-prince who might be able to give you some tips on women, looks and whatever else you guys need to know about.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1