Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...LotR Style ❯ Legolas Greenleaf ( Chapter 3 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: SiriousB1 
Love struggles of a "gay" elf.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 03.20.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 310 | Visits: 209 | Status: Completed
Love struggles of a "gay" elf.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 03.20.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 310 | Visits: 209 | Status: Completed
A/N: If anyone has a character (repeats are fine) or a problem that they would like to see featured, write them in the review or go to my Bio and e-mail them to me. Hell, if you want, you can send me a question or something that you want answered and I'll answer it under whatever category you want. In the subject box in e-mail, type in "advice" or I won't open it. I warn you now that I shall not be held responsible for any rude, crude or sexual content in my response. My advice column, my rules.
Thank you to '.' for this idea. Note to '.' : The reason I put one letter per chapter is so I can easily distinguish one from the other. Sorry that it takes up room!
Dear SiriousB1,
I am sooooooo depressed! I'm in love with this really rugged Ranger, who happens to be human. I am an elf. Though that's a problem in itself, that isn't what this letter is about. My guy is always running off with these other guys. This time it's an old dude, another human, a dwarf, a gorgeous elf (who I think might be gay, so I'm worried), and four midgets with hairy feet. How can I get him to come back to me?
Gratefully,
Jealous Elf-Babe
Dear Jealous Elf-Babe,
You must fight fire with fire. If he keeps running off with other men, leaving you jealous and alone, then you must run off with a group of women. As you are fretting his homosexuality, make him doubt yours. He'll become insanely jealous and come running back to you. Or he'll ask to see you and your "lesbian" friends in action. Either way you're likely to nab him.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Thank you to '.' for this idea. Note to '.' : The reason I put one letter per chapter is so I can easily distinguish one from the other. Sorry that it takes up room!
Dear SiriousB1,
I am sooooooo depressed! I'm in love with this really rugged Ranger, who happens to be human. I am an elf. Though that's a problem in itself, that isn't what this letter is about. My guy is always running off with these other guys. This time it's an old dude, another human, a dwarf, a gorgeous elf (who I think might be gay, so I'm worried), and four midgets with hairy feet. How can I get him to come back to me?
Gratefully,
Jealous Elf-Babe
Dear Jealous Elf-Babe,
You must fight fire with fire. If he keeps running off with other men, leaving you jealous and alone, then you must run off with a group of women. As you are fretting his homosexuality, make him doubt yours. He'll become insanely jealous and come running back to you. Or he'll ask to see you and your "lesbian" friends in action. Either way you're likely to nab him.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1