Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...LotR Style ❯ Rebecca Arwena (oc) ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

A/N: If anyone has a character (repeats are fine) or a problem that they would like to see featured, write them in the review or go to my Bio and e-mail them to me. Hell, if you want, you can send me a question or something that you want answered and I'll answer it under whatever category you want. In the subject box in e-mail, type in "advice" or I won't open it. I warn you now that I shall not be held responsible for any rude, crude or sexual content in my response. My advice column, my rules.

Thank you to Rebecca Arwena for her question.

Dear SiriousB1,
I'm secretly engaged to this human; let's call him Ara. My father, an elf lord, is angry and won't let me marry him. Ara is on some weird crusade to destroy something and I want him here with me! What do I do to remedy my solution?
Your Friend,
Rebecca Arwena

Dear Rebecca Arwena,
An elf lord, huh? Must suck to piss him off, huh? But, let's do that anyway...if you are his daughter you must be some sort of elf lady or princess or something, right? That makes you as equally powerful as you father. I think that maybe you should get your city to start a strike against him. If you get the town to back you up on your love life, maybe he'll let you marry him. If that doesn't work, you could always run against him next election and set your own rules. Seriously! What would your town want: an old elf dude or a sexy elf princess? As to getting Ara back home, keep in mind that the lady is always in control. Drag his human ass back to you.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1