Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...LotR Style ❯ Saruman ( Chapter 6 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: SiriousB1 
We all have our bad hair days!
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 03.20.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 461 | Visits: 171 | Status: Completed
We all have our bad hair days!
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 03.20.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 461 | Visits: 171 | Status: Completed
Thank you to cookie-crazy for your character and question idea.
A/N to cookie-crazy: I added a bit more to your idea. It seemed to fit nicely.
Dear SiriousB1,
No matter how many times I straighten it...no matter how many times I blow-dry it...no matter how many orcs I get to brush it, it still is frizzy! My hair, my long, white beautiful hair is crimping! I don't understand why, either. Just last week, the leader of the Urak-hai commented me on how lovely my hair looked as it hung long and straight on my shoulders. And yet, a few days ago, I woke up and it was poofy! I looked into my mirror and it was almost standing up! I got out my brush and tried to brush it straight, but it remained frizzy! I called Super Cuts in my Palantir, but as soon as I walked out of the door after my appointment it began to curl again! *Puts hand to head* WAH! And now, to make matters worse, it seems that it is falling out! I guess that if I pull it all out it won't be frizzy anymore, but then I'd be bald! I couldn't stand the shame! What should I do about my hair? How can I stop it from being frizzy and *watches a large clump fall to the floor* stop it from falling out? GIVE ME THE GUIDANCE THAT I SEEK OR I SHALL CURSE YOU FOREVER!
Signed,
Evil Bad Wizard Man
Dear Redundant Wizard,
Frizzy hair, huh? Hm...it seems to me that someone has cursed you. Gandalf, perhaps? I've known some people who have suffered the Frizzy Hair Curse, and I know that it isn't pretty. I don't want to make rain thunder on your hopes, but all of them went insane. Yes, I will never forget the day when they came out of the hospital. Talked to themselves, they did. Saying something about having seen the light...anyhow, the only way to cure this horrible fate is to have the one who cast it upon you remove it. I suggest that you talk to Gandalf (I'm just going to assume that it was him) about it. You know, do a favor for him. Return to the good side (that sounded like Star Wars...) or something like that. Just strike up some sort of bargain with him! Oh, and about losing your hair, I don't think that that is another curse. It's most likely just old age. My friend's father uses Rogaine and it seems to have good results, so you should go buy a bottle of that. Good luck! *Snicker*
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
A/N to cookie-crazy: I added a bit more to your idea. It seemed to fit nicely.
Dear SiriousB1,
No matter how many times I straighten it...no matter how many times I blow-dry it...no matter how many orcs I get to brush it, it still is frizzy! My hair, my long, white beautiful hair is crimping! I don't understand why, either. Just last week, the leader of the Urak-hai commented me on how lovely my hair looked as it hung long and straight on my shoulders. And yet, a few days ago, I woke up and it was poofy! I looked into my mirror and it was almost standing up! I got out my brush and tried to brush it straight, but it remained frizzy! I called Super Cuts in my Palantir, but as soon as I walked out of the door after my appointment it began to curl again! *Puts hand to head* WAH! And now, to make matters worse, it seems that it is falling out! I guess that if I pull it all out it won't be frizzy anymore, but then I'd be bald! I couldn't stand the shame! What should I do about my hair? How can I stop it from being frizzy and *watches a large clump fall to the floor* stop it from falling out? GIVE ME THE GUIDANCE THAT I SEEK OR I SHALL CURSE YOU FOREVER!
Signed,
Evil Bad Wizard Man
Dear Redundant Wizard,
Frizzy hair, huh? Hm...it seems to me that someone has cursed you. Gandalf, perhaps? I've known some people who have suffered the Frizzy Hair Curse, and I know that it isn't pretty. I don't want to make rain thunder on your hopes, but all of them went insane. Yes, I will never forget the day when they came out of the hospital. Talked to themselves, they did. Saying something about having seen the light...anyhow, the only way to cure this horrible fate is to have the one who cast it upon you remove it. I suggest that you talk to Gandalf (I'm just going to assume that it was him) about it. You know, do a favor for him. Return to the good side (that sounded like Star Wars...) or something like that. Just strike up some sort of bargain with him! Oh, and about losing your hair, I don't think that that is another curse. It's most likely just old age. My friend's father uses Rogaine and it seems to have good results, so you should go buy a bottle of that. Good luck! *Snicker*
Sincerely,
SiriousB1