Fan Fiction ❯ D-Day ❯ D-Day ( One-Shot )

A/n: Okay, this is my first one-shot, so no flames . . . please . . . if it’s terribly horrible . . . I promise I’ll take it down. Oh, and I’d like to dedicate this to InuGhost, because his Teen Titans Out-Takes story inspired this.

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the TV shows that are referred to in any way in this story. I only own Phoenix, and my poor excuse of a ‘life’.

D-Day

[About forty people are crammed into a dark, smoky room. Most of them are dressed in white lab coats. A fat man dressed in a black suit with a giant pin that says ‘I’m the Mayor’ printed in big, black letters on his collar, and a cigar hanging out of the corner of his mouth stands up in front of the room. All attention is now on him.]

Mayor: Okay, you all have your assignments. Any questions that I should give a stupid answer to?

[silence]

Mayor: Any questions that I should give a serious answer to?

[one timid hand goes up]

Timid Guy: Yah, um . . . what if the Titans find out about our plan to storm the Tower tomorrow morning?

Mayor: [snorts] They won’t. I told Robin that we were planing a special celebration for them, to honor their 1,000th arrest. He, in turn, ordered the Titans not to attend this meeting.

Beast Boy: [in the form of a fly] Uh oh . . . this doesn’t sound good. [flys out of the room, and heads back to the Tower]

The next morning in the Tower . . .

[All of the Titans are in the common room. Robin’s face is red with anger. Beast Boy is trying to explain what he heard and saw. The others are sitting on the couch, passing around a huge bowl of popcorn.]

Robin: Darn it, Beast Boy! I told you not to sneak into that meeting! [Pounds the wall where Beast Boy’s face had previously been.]

Beast Boy: So? Do I ever listen? [the others shake their heads] I’m telling you . . . they’re going to attack the Tower, not throw us a party!

Raven: And why exactly, O smart one, would they do that?

Phoenix: [snickers] Maybe they just want autographs. [everyone but Beast Boy laughs]

Beast Boy: [getting very frustrated] I’m telling you! There was a whole roomful of them, and they were all dressed in these long, white coats!

Starfire: Does not a coat of white symbolize a profession of a medical science on your planet?

All: DOCTORS! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Robin: [Drops to the floor while clutching his head, rolling around, and generally going insane.] No, no, no! Ahhhhhh! They’re everywhere! I can hear the phones! (a/n: don’t you just hate how every doctor’s office has that same telephone ring?) Mommy!

Raven: [Groans, but then begins to smile] Great, he’s finally lost it, again. Well, I’m in charge now.

Phoenix: No way! I want to be leader!

Raven: Why should I?

Phoenix: [pouting] You got to take over for him last time! It’s my turn!

Raven: [Muttering darkly as she stomps off, and takes a seat on the counter, crossing her arms defiantly] Crud munching, pit sniffing, barf brain . . .

Cyborg: [Looks down to see Robin trying to hide behind his legs, and kicks him across the room.] Well, what are we gonna do?

Phoenix: [Puts a cardboard crown on top of her head.] First off, you’re all going to call me Your Majesty. Second, we’re going to run away to some distant city like a bunch of little sissies. Grab your valuables and run for it! [Grabs an orange suit-case, suspiciously within arm’s reach, and runs for the door.]

Robin: [Holding on to Phoenix’s leg and sobbing.] No! Don’t go! They’re going to get us!

Beast Boy: [Hanging onto the game-station while Cyborg tries to pull him away.] My baby! My high scores! I won’t leave you behind!

Cyborg: [Finally breaks BB’s hold] We gotta go, man! They could be here any second!

Starfire: [Hovering by the window.] They have launched boats from the shore, and are coming this way! [Begins zooming around the room in panic.]

Raven: [smirks] Well, what do we do now, Your Majesty? [laughs evily]

Phoenix: [looking around desperately] Umm . . . congrats, Raven. I hereby appoint you as our new leader.

Starfire: They are almost here! [shrieks] We’re all doomed!

Robin: [face plastered to the window while laughing insanely] They’ve come . . . you should’ve listened . . . but now there’s no hope! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Cyborg: [knocks Robin out by hitting him at the base of his neck] God, that man’s gone bonkers.

Raven: As your new leader, I command you all to hurry into the infermary! [runs out of the room]

Phoenix: [glances around, and with a sigh, picks up Robin and follows the other Titans]

In the infirmary . . .

[All of the windows, doors, and walls are covered by large sheets of metal. Robin is strapped down on one of the many beds to prevent him from hurting himself while insane.]

Beast Boy: [looks around and cringes] Why are we in here? I don’t like this place . . . it’s too much like a doctor’s office.

Raven: It’s the only place that we can be truly safe from those doctors, they can’t get through.

Starfire: Why do we hide from these people with no powers?

Phoenix: They do have powers. It’s called medicine. They’ll give it to you in shots, pills, liquid, or they’ll make you inhale it. And they write orders in a language that only other doctors can understand . . . they’re the ultimate evil. [shudders]

Robin: [beginning to slowly come to] Oh god . . . they’re here . . . I can smell them! Needles! They’re everywhere!

Raven: [glances at Robin with a disgusted look on her face] Phoenix, shut him up. I don’t care how you do it . . . just make him be quiet.

Phoenix: Fine. [blasts a metal covered window with a fire-ball, causing both the metal and the glass to melt, then throws Robin out the window into a raft full of doctors] Are you happy now?

Robin: Ahhhhhhhhh! Help me! Help me!

Doctor 1: Don’t worry . . . we’ll get you all fixed up . . . and thanks to your little friend . . . we’ll get all of you. Okay men, on three. [pulls out a grappling hook and starts to twirl it] One, two, three! [all doctors let their hooks fly, and start climbing up the ropes into the Tower]

Cyborg: Thanks a lot, Phoenix.

Masked man: [climbs in first, and pulls off mask] Guess what? You all just got PUNK’D!

Raven, Cyborg, Starfire, Beast Boy, and Robin: WHAT?!

Ashton Kutcher: Haha, yep . . . Phoenix set you guys up.

Phoenix: Heheh . . . if you guys need me, I’ll be in my room. [leaves quickly with other Titans yelling random threats as they chase her]




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